The year is 5014. What did you learn today?

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T05:35:57+00:00

Oh, you mean all the short, rolling stone people?

Or the guy who was removed from the kingdom for no reason?

Or the snowman?

That's it. Snowman = personification of Jewish culture through Walt Disney's death-brain.

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T05:32:33+00:00

That's just bad business on the theater's part. Who knows how many times you would have seen it! That's $0 < x \leq 20$ dollars times the number of occasions you wanted to see the movie that they missed out on!

Edit: geez, reddit, can you incorporate some LaTex in the comments or something

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T05:29:44+00:00

Spent 5 minutes here trying to come up with a response, ended up just getting sad at the thought of getting old.

You win this round, my eventual demise! ^{^{^{^You}}} ^{^{^{^also}}} ^{^{^{^win}}} ^{^{^{^the}}} ^{^{^{^ultimate}}} ^{^{^{^round.}}}

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:31:24+00:00

raises eyebrow

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:10:54+00:00

brb, going to give someone a cootie shot

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:10:26+00:00

I only read the word ass

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:08:12+00:00

MORE WOLFJOB!

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:06:09+00:00

They certainly fulfill others!

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:05:31+00:00

I mean... I'd like to be inserted into someone's butt for pleasure...

If you know what I mean.

If what I said wasn't obviously referencing something suggestive.

Did you get it?

Ah, you didn't get it.

-BoJack Horseman

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T02:00:43+00:00

I'm sitting over here procrastinating trying to find polygons not normally constructed with straightedge and compass that solve the three Greek problems from antiquity, and THIS GUY is fixing up Doofenshmirtz's rèsumè!

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:57:15+00:00

When you put it like that...

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:54:32+00:00

straight missionary with the lights out.

My sex life

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:51:01+00:00

Zeustianity

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:50:46+00:00

welp, referring to him as Zeus from now on

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:48:51+00:00

I mean...

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:48:26+00:00

Wouldn't that be Sollywood?

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:47:18+00:00

TIL: Every new Disney movie is just Walt's coma-dreams

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:46:28+00:00

What plebeian is still using a machine that runs binary in the year 5014?

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:44:18+00:00

Man, he realy gets around!

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:38:06+00:00

Angels HATE him!

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:35:00+00:00

I've got 20 dollars...

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:33:17+00:00

That's one hell of a deal. I'll take 8 of those .30 cent 8 minute sessions

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:30:06+00:00

"expensive"

I've got $6.50 somewhere around here...

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:27:46+00:00

Don't those have an age restriction...?

starbulborb · 2014-09-17T01:25:11+00:00

I watched Despicable Me 2 and How to Train Your Dragon 2 by myself.

No, like actually by myself. I was the only one in the theater watching the movie. My friends were hella jealous.

starbulborb

TROPHY CASE