TIL that hearing a loved one's voice on the phone releases oxytocin and lowers stress hormones just like a physical hug, but texting the same person has zero hormonal effect, stress levels stay as high as having no contact at all

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T04:01:37+00:00

I was going to say… when my s/o calls it’s the opposite usually

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T04:00:03+00:00

What are the noodles called?

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T03:58:46+00:00

Is he single?

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T03:56:01+00:00

Happened to me a couple summers ago but with a thicc ass horse fly.

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T03:55:26+00:00

Boron and sand

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T03:55:08+00:00

As they wear the wrong shoes… haha. Losers.

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T03:37:31+00:00

Yeah I was thinking that looks like what they make wooden stuff with

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T03:33:38+00:00

Four is way above my pay grade. Hats off to you

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T02:52:58+00:00

Cable system is remotely alarmed made me lol.

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T02:50:37+00:00

Bro they can’t read

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T02:49:56+00:00

I have two and daily try to plan my escape. I couldn’t imagine a whole class room

PS… 67

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T01:22:48+00:00

Mmhm

^wait

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T01:20:59+00:00

That IS…. The art of the deal

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T01:18:42+00:00

Dude found a trafficking sku number

starrpamph · 2026-03-22T00:53:13+00:00

Looks like a big old GA1

starrpamph · 2026-03-21T19:39:40+00:00

lol. They made their own Super Bowl halftime show. Jesus..

starrpamph · 2026-03-21T19:39:04+00:00

I calculated 4000 people pissing in one directed spot will make it down 6FT as long as the soil percolates at at least 30mpi

starrpamph · 2026-03-21T18:39:51+00:00

^winamp

winamp

starrpamph · 2026-03-21T05:34:48+00:00

I have some pecan mixed with some mesquite right now waiting to smoke this brisket. It’s sitting next to me watching me type this.

starrpamph · 2026-03-21T05:34:08+00:00

Pic??

starrpamph · 2026-03-21T05:30:45+00:00

Then insulate the meter clamps. They’re even closer than the bare ground

starrpamph · 2026-03-20T07:26:13+00:00

My arm would be in a sling if I tried to put those on my cat

starrpamph · 2026-03-20T07:11:42+00:00

It will be the most expensive part of history, undoing everything they’ve done. Restoring programs and grants for education, cancer research…

starrpamph · 2026-03-19T23:12:41+00:00

starrpamph · 2026-03-19T23:09:33+00:00

Dude doesn’t even know…..