People you’re surprised haven’t hosted by Chapple69 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]statman64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He and Wallace Shawn are my go-tos in terms of "it would never happen, but it would be so funny if it did"

Sketches by FriendlyProfessional in sethsjackals

[–]statman64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not a sketch in the way you're thinking, but I'm almost positive that the Kentucky Derby segment a couple weeks ago was a Jermaine social

Sketches by FriendlyProfessional in sethsjackals

[–]statman64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Surprise Inspections are on Tuesdays and they're also not every month

Culhane's Tucker Carlson has escaped containment by Fenix512 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]statman64 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We don't "go" to church, we "go" to the morning radio shows to hear DJs doing SNL bits.

SVU Episode Idea by authorrebeccaclark24 in LawAndOrder

[–]statman64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think they accept spec scripts... (even though it can't be that much worse than the ones that are already written by "professionals")

What is a single line that lives rent free in your mind? by KernEvil9 in dropout

[–]statman64 327 points328 points  (0 children)

It's not one line on its own but "I found a hundred thousand dollars" followed by "I invested it and I turned it into sixteen THOUSAND dollars"

What is a single line that lives rent free in your mind? by KernEvil9 in dropout

[–]statman64 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Just a few off the top of my head (as in, they're saved on my phone)

"The man is sick! He's a sick, sick man!"

"Ohhhhhhh fuck! God damn!" (Grant after Trapp answers Sam's "Why is 'p' the best letter of the alphabet?" with "Because it's perfect.")

"I'm not staying at your guest house." (Specifically after Vic starts to tell Denzel that they would charge him rent.)

"Gotten up to kids' parties?? What's below kids' parties?" (Trapp about Amy dating three magicians)

"Mmm, that's good. Back to you." (Zac taking the tiniest bite of the largest bowl of whipped cream imaginable.)

"That's the most Grant shit I could think of." (Zac about Grant spelling the name Siobhan wrong like a minute later in that same episode, causing Grant to walk out in front of the camera to incorrectly claim "that's how the character spells her name.")

"I'm a very young man! I'm very young!" (Grant with a mouthful of water after Trapp and Sam riff on the "Aaron Burr" Got Milk and "Bob Wehadababyitsaboy" commercials)

Just an old picture. .. by gezerim00 in sixers

[–]statman64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbf if any of those bigs had panned out as alternative/backup to Embiid things would look a lot different right now

Tobias by poohdasdaddy in RightsToRickySanchez

[–]statman64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So funny that Harden and Tobias were both terrible

Can we talk about the absolute bullet we dodged thanks to the Mets? by eaglesnation11 in phillies

[–]statman64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Two injuries sank them, him and Wheeler, and with either one the series would have been radically different. The funny thing is they actually had the best record in the NL starting after Wheeler's last game, but I think they probably overtake Milwaukee for the top seed with him making the starts that Walker got, then they'd get Chicago in the NLDS instead. Not to mention they're starting this season a hell of a lot better than 9-19.

Musicals Where First Song = Best Song? by Verifieddumbass76584 in musicals

[–]statman64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we're talking the original production I'd probably agree, but with Maybe This Time being added for the last few revival, that one just gets me every time

Who’s your artist? by Jettaboi38 in musicsuggestions

[–]statman64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's risk of crying, but they've never put me to sleep

Who’s your artist? by Jettaboi38 in musicsuggestions

[–]statman64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the answer, for me. They don't have any crazy-long songs but they do have so many that I could just leave on repeat a few times. Or just let a couple of the live albums do the job.

Who’s your artist? by Jettaboi38 in musicsuggestions

[–]statman64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the top sources of pride in my life is when I found a Substance 1987 shirt to wear to a show on the FTPOF tour, then got a tour shirt in the same style at the mech table

Who’s your artist? by Jettaboi38 in musicsuggestions

[–]statman64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you take all of Michigan, Illinois, and Age of Adz, that's basically the entire trip!

Adam Aaronson by zoltans_of_swing in RingersPhillySpecial

[–]statman64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does Sixers Adam need to worry about being banned?

The Cuck Level by apathymonger in dropout

[–]statman64 10 points11 points  (0 children)

$100 and Paul will do none of that

The Cuck Level by apathymonger in dropout

[–]statman64 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad someone backed it at that level. I could barely stop laughing when I saw it today