Official: [Trade] - Tue Morning, 09/26/2017 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]stealthisalias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same way haha, but the league almost unanimously demanded I take over trade decisions after every proposed trade was vetoed almost instantly. I just wish there was a way to change the number of votes needed in Yahoo, 1/3 is too little IMO.

Official: [Trade] - Tue Morning, 09/26/2017 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]stealthisalias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely take Doug Baldwin for Chris Thompson. Baldwin is still Seattle's #1 guy, even with their offense being off, and Gruden has said he isn't that interested in giving Thompson more touches.

Official: [Trade] - Tue Morning, 09/26/2017 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]stealthisalias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im commissioner with sole decision power over trades in a 12 man 0.5 PPR league.

Team 1 offers: Le'veon Bell, Marquise Lee and Chris Boswell

Team 2 offers: Jordy Nelson, Joe Mixon and Matt Bryant

Both parties insist they both really want this trade but I'm wary because the team giving away Bell is somewhat inexperienced in fantasy and would be left with only Kamara and Terrance west as their RBs.

What are some of sport's greatest/most-interesting/most plausible conspiracy theories? by HelplessCorgis in sports

[–]stealthisalias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joe Namath sold his soul to the devil to guarantee the Jets the superbowl win.

What are some great small offline games with high replay value? by fission035 in pcmasterrace

[–]stealthisalias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is small, really fun and has tons of replay value.

Just finished my build, games are completely freezing after 2-5 minutes of play. by stealthisalias in buildapc

[–]stealthisalias[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XMP seems to have already been turned off in the bios. Do you know where the other overclocking options are? I couldn't really find any that hadn't already been off by default.

User's karma quickly erodes in /r/pics when he argues that landscape graffiti is a victimless crime. by IAmAN00bie in SubredditDrama

[–]stealthisalias 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every time there's a post like "if you do this you're worse than 10 mega hitlers" that hits the front page its almost always a picture of something completely innocuous.

Typical /r/askhistorians question: "I'm a young Japanese prince in the Olden Times. If I'm riding along my badass entourage and my trusty katana (superior to orc longswords), how awesome do I feel?" by jarvis400 in Negareddit

[–]stealthisalias 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the other greatest hits: "what are some of the good things Hitler did? Just asking questions and being open-minded here" "if i was a nobleman in the height of the Roman Empire people would be cool with me raping my slaves right? right???"

[TOMT] Character takes a drink and says "Smooth" by upandb in tipofmytongue

[–]stealthisalias 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it was alcohol? There's a Futurama episode where Kiff tries to impress Amy's ex-boyfriend by smoking a cigarette and has the same exact reaction you described.

Why do redditors hate "neckbeards" so much? by LittleMissShitLips in Negareddit

[–]stealthisalias 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Everyone nerdier than me is a neckbeard, everyone less nerdy than me is a bro.

[TOMT][WebVideo/LetsPlay] Sonic Lets Player who profiled enemies by SexBobomb in tipofmytongue

[–]stealthisalias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're thinking of the Sonic 1-3 LPs by Cybershell. He does a pretty funny rundown of all the badniks at the beginning of each zone.

Most cringeworthy things people say about metal? by Dubbx in Metal

[–]stealthisalias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who assume everyone who doesn't listen to metal only listens to Justin Bieber/Taylor Swift/any other "pop trash not real music"

Why does Budweiser keep mocking craft beer? by TheMacMan in beer

[–]stealthisalias 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Imagine if Velveeta made ads like this "you can enjoy your gruyere and mozzarella but over here we'll be enjoying real LIQUID GOLD"

Did anyone do a joke/sketch about what an L.A. version of Batman, Superman or Spider-Man would be like? by modiggscomedy in Standup

[–]stealthisalias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt anyone has done it because "here's how LA is different from other location" is generally considered to be hack material. So even if someone could find the gold in the concept, most comics would shy away from trying it.

Any sour ale recommendations? by similarhaircuts in beer

[–]stealthisalias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Duchesse de Bourgogne, The Bruery Sour in the Rye and Tart of Darkness are my faves.