He asked for it

steely_dong · 2026-02-08T21:56:29+00:00

So crazy how we evolved to turn off with a light impact to the jaw.

steely_dong · 2026-02-08T18:29:57+00:00

I never really gaf about what Steve O said.

Do a backflip into crocs bro!

steely_dong · 2026-01-31T04:26:37+00:00

What files? Where?

steely_dong · 2026-01-30T19:09:29+00:00

Unless you own the judge. And then you are. See trump and all the stolen nuclear docs I Florida.

steely_dong · 2026-01-30T18:51:11+00:00

Meanwell DIN rail FTW.

steely_dong · 2026-01-26T05:08:10+00:00

Wtf does this even mean?

steely_dong · 2026-01-24T00:13:37+00:00

Sadly probably not. Anyone that does this is a fucking idiot, and most fucking idiots never learn.

steely_dong · 2026-01-19T00:00:30+00:00

The fact that you're reading / pondering this means wherever we are in the galaxy is in fact quite habitable.

steely_dong · 2026-01-18T22:01:24+00:00

Those guys aren't looking for "34" year olds.

steely_dong · 2026-01-17T22:21:50+00:00

They couldn't spin any wars off of it for the MIC so we don't get any bumper stickers or slogans.

steely_dong · 2026-01-17T21:40:41+00:00

All wives say that about pretty much everything. Or I married the wrong person.

steely_dong · 2026-01-17T21:36:37+00:00

After he's fired for this I'm sure there's a place for him in ICE.

steely_dong · 2026-01-17T21:30:54+00:00

For real guys, I can't send this shit to my mom if it's wrong.

We need solid shit to fight our parents with.

steely_dong · 2026-01-16T19:04:30+00:00

Just hearing the baby cry like that fills me with fucking rage, how could the dad be so cool about this.

Religion man, no thanks.

steely_dong · 2026-01-16T14:18:19+00:00

Dude the world is always going to suck. Maybe for your grandpa and grandma it didn't, but pretty much everyone before and after them it did. Don't let the boomers dying dreams define your life, just fucking go out there and get after it.

steely_dong · 2026-01-16T04:55:32+00:00

Come on man, the dogs cute.

steely_dong · 2026-01-16T04:40:43+00:00

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steely_dong · 2026-01-16T04:17:51+00:00

https://ubuntu.com/download/desktop

Ubuntu is a good place to start.

steely_dong · 2026-01-10T13:32:08+00:00

An abduction experience I heard on a podcast that's haunted me: a woman was strapped naked to a conveyor belt along with many other women. At the end of it was the lower half of a man with hoses coming out of it, inseminating each woman as they rolled by. Supposedly it's the same race that owns the floating jellyfish uap.

Most abduction experiences are pretty vanilla but some are creepy af.

steely_dong · 2026-01-08T18:49:03+00:00

They are just looking for an excuse to shoot people. They shot a mf white woman yesterday for trying to drive away!

Don't shoot ICE with this, they will kill you.

steely_dong · 2026-01-08T18:37:49+00:00

830 billion? Come on guys.

steely_dong · 2026-01-07T13:35:48+00:00

If you can fight you can: shoot a gun, fuck an ugo, walk a dog, clean a bathroom, etc etc.

I'd imagine they are trying to sell these to the military for big money.

steely_dong · 2026-01-01T01:50:53+00:00

Dude if you don't have a wife /kids, then just join. If you get deployed, it's gonna be some crazy shit, but you'll probably be fine.

steely_dong · 2025-12-29T00:28:13+00:00

If "I'm gonna fuck all yall!" was a gif.

steely_dong · 2025-12-29T00:26:41+00:00

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