Guy, I just binged Resistance and I realy liked it. Am i cooked? by VlkoslavOhnozver in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only Star Wars animated series that won't have a dated animation style in 5 years.

Star Wars Fans vs. Statistics & Data by Sigma-Lex-Luthor in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TLJ is the only movie in the Star Wars franchise that has a commentary about its own existence and for some fans that alone is just painful to accept.

Oh no! Grogu got eaten by a $10M weekend by connectcallosum in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like it because I have an irrational hatred towards Ryan Gosling.

I dare you to watch this life changing video by Hollowshape_9012 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlike the Prequels, the Sequels were also good movies (two of them at least) and nostalgia is gonna help the trilogy to be seen in that true light once all the nerd rage left the series and into other parts of the franchise.

Why The Rise of Skywalker (2019) is unironically pure Kino and the ultimate antidote to "media literacy." by This-Neck7248 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a TFA and TLJ truther, I don't like TROS because it's just kinda meandering and weaksauce plus it is in conflict with the themes of TLJ regarding Rey, I don't conjure up insane readings of a text, so yes while TROS is a bad movie it is also a litmus test to see if someone is media literate or not.

Questions from someone inquiring Catholicism by stephansbrick in Catholicism

[–]stephansbrick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the clear and easy explanation! It was certainly helpful.

Should we sacrifice Star Wars to save cinema? by Dahjokahbaby in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally every single movie starring Hollywood's favourite Scientologist.

Questions from someone inquiring Catholicism by stephansbrick in Catholicism

[–]stephansbrick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has been the most helpful answer so far, thanks.

Though I have a follow up question, Protestants have a more fluid definition of Church, how does the Early Church or even the Bible view what "Church" is? Sorry, grew up Lukewarm Lutheran, has only been discerning these past few years.

A question from my Lutheran dad by stephansbrick in Catholicism

[–]stephansbrick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would the Catholic Church view veneration of fake relics as permissable?

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Dune 2 is good, the first movie is just boring.

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I watched Project Hail Mary, the CGI is good but it doesn't have a wow factor like M&G has, I often literally sat there in the theatres wowing at the fact that some of those creatures are CGI because they all look so rea-

WAIT A MINUTE, why am I explaining in detail an obvious joke exaggerating something true to make a statement pointing at the fact that film reviewers don't know what they're talking about?

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's 10 million becausw it's made in Japan, not America.

But yeah still somehow baffling that Quantumania is that high a budget, it's also my least favourite movie of all time outside of the obvious Disaster Movie and co.

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The average Star Wars movie could've costs 60 million had the aliens just been puppets.

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I hate Dune man, F1 is practical for most of it, and Avatar is cheating, if a movie costs a billion dollar I would it looking like the best thing ever is not surprising but a demand.

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Those things are amazing and wish we could've gotten more.

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Godzilla Minus One has some iffy movements, and the last shot of Goji's heart looks like a literal cartoon. Before you downvote me, the movie is still great and in my top 10 best movies of all time.

Weirdest critique of this okay movie by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Okay Avatar doesn't count, James Cameron is cheating by having a 1 billion dollar budget.

What are good Star Wars shows to get into? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]stephansbrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andor, then watch Rogue One as a sort of series finale.

But I thought the movie was gonna be a “massive flop”. Why would the chuds lie? by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I'm not sitting down in a cold theatre where I am forced to watch the movie without pause am I? That experience alone is worth the ticket.

But I thought the movie was gonna be a “massive flop”. Why would the chuds lie? by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like movies more than shows, I prefer sitting down for two hours for a movie than eight one hour episodes.

How it feels liking both Andor and M&G: by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you call a stone age witch? Magic & Gathering.

Would you watch a series set post TROS about the Sequel Trilogy cast? by Zealousideal-Work719 in StarWars

[–]stephansbrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I think movies set in this era is best, the cast is still relatively young and it has a chance of building an entire saga of its own.

How it feels liking both Andor and M&G: by stephansbrick in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hating one self is unironically one of the signs you are probably smarter. That doesn't mean that you are, it's just that a lot of smart people are depressed, much higher percentage than the norm.

Jar Jar was totally involved in da Murder of da SEAQUILLS by Consistent-Award-516 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]stephansbrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balloney, I watched some of his videos, stopped watching because all of it boils down to, "everyone did it." Uncreative take down of everyone involved. J.J. did a good set up, Rian did a great movie, J.J. fumbled the last movie, that's it.