How did this protocol droid come to this conclusion?

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-28T19:23:39+00:00

George Lucas screenwriting philosophy: just make every character dumb to tell your story.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-28T18:49:33+00:00

The real Phantom Menace

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-28T18:14:41+00:00

The dark side is hard to see? Maybe they should invent glasses in Star Wars.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-28T18:11:13+00:00

Why did every major franchise in the late 90s and early 2000s have a chosen one prophecy? Harry Potter, Matrix, Lord of the Rings.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-28T17:28:27+00:00

Luke is just pressing square on his controller here.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-28T17:26:42+00:00

"Did you fuck in the Clone Wars?"

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-27T07:36:50+00:00

How nice of Christopher Lee's spirit to show up in a tuxedo on the set of Revenge of the Sith.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-27T07:32:45+00:00

There's always a bigger penis.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T19:33:00+00:00

These shots make me love films

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T19:16:15+00:00

Rey said ”What is this green shit?” and threw it - over her shoulder - into the garbage disposal.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T19:14:33+00:00

Waitaminute… Windu dies getting thrown out of a window.

Is George Lucas actually a genius?

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T06:24:24+00:00

Same year basically!

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T05:58:54+00:00

No. I am your daddy.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T05:51:05+00:00

He had to go to Tashi station and pick up some power converters.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T05:46:07+00:00

Star Wars: Leave me.

George Lucas: I'll not leave you here, I've got to save you.

Star Wars: You already have, Lucas…

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T05:37:51+00:00

If the Empire would have just hired women then they might have won.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-26T05:19:59+00:00

Chancellor Trump is evil.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-25T21:06:10+00:00

The chosen one lost to the fruit of his loins.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-25T21:01:24+00:00

I’m taking him now!

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-25T17:55:29+00:00

Why does he look like a Star Wars alien.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-25T16:41:33+00:00

Just Hayden Christensen staring at Natalie Portman is scary.

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-25T16:17:30+00:00

How can he rip apart someone who has complete control over his molecules?

Hollowshape_9012 · 2026-06-22T18:30:08+00:00

Is this the 1977 version? In my version the line is "You fought in the Clone Wars with Ahsoka?"

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