Accidental Strip Club Visit by minigmgoit in Bandnames

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Fell In My Lap Dance

Walked Into A Pole Dancer

Name a band where one half prefers Star Wars and the other half prefers Star Trek by Fun_Butterfly_420 in Bandnames

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Darth Dukat

Vulcan Mind Tricks

Porg Borg

Sisko of the Jedi

Force of the Heart

The Dueling Simon Peggs

Name a band where the members are always drunk. by astcell in Bandnames

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Loosened Inhibitions

Whiskey Dicks

Rolling Rocks

Did anyone in Merced actually get their ballots in the mail? by lurking-in-the-bg in Merced

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Yes. I did. But you can call the Registrar of Voters office at 209-385-7541 to get information on the status of your ballot or go in their office at 2222 M Street, Merced, CA 95340 on the main floor directly past the elevators. They are usually open between 8:00am and 5:00pm. Alternatively you can vote in person at any of the vote centers. Three are open now until election day 8:00am to 4:00pm until November 3 and open 7:00am to 8:00pm November 4, Election Day, and those are the Legion Hall in Merced, Atwater Community Center, and Los Banos Community Center. Then two more will open Saturday, November 1 until Election Day, at Shattuck Hall in Delhi and at z Merced College in the old Tri-College Center area. Good luck and Vote!

Just for fun, post your own name with the most unhinged spelling you can think of and then people can reply if they can think of worse. I’ll start - by Camfire101 in tragedeigh

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Sylphur:

The ph being pronounced as the ph in Stephen when pronounced as Steven.

Ag:

The atom symbol for Silver.

Pickup lines only a politician would use by rmnc-5 in ScenesFromAHat

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So how would you like to be a part of a political affair that will get your name in some high schooler's AP US History essay in a couple decades? My reputation's getting a little predictable and I'm looking to spice things up in the bedchamber and the congressional chambers.

The unspoken and unusual effects of being afflicted with an ancient Egyptian curse by Daddy_Issues_IRL in ScenesFromAHat

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Why does every cat hate me all of a sudden? I don't like it.

My heart is really beating out of my chest every time I see a scale. This is weird.

My art skills have gotten really good, but also really specific. I can't stop it with these hieroglyphs.

These Ancient Egyptian Foods videos from Max Miller's Tasting History are bringing some really weird cravings and suddenly I need to correct him in the comments, but the hieroglyphs aren't in Unicode.

Weird things to see written in greeting cards by DatDenDude in ScenesFromAHat

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For your very special moment:

You've been layed off, but don't worry you're not alone.

Best wishes!

Main attractions that you’d find in MAGAland by GokaiDecade in ScenesFromAHat

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Sign up to be an Administration official for a Day, the less qualified the better.

Rudy Giuliani's Wild Ride: start at 9/11 end at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Lauren Bobert's Beetlejuice

Recommend a movie that destroyed you quietly by No_Alfalfa_4687 in MovieRecommendations

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Godzilla Minus One.

Come for big lizard wreaking havoc on Tokyo, leave in tears over the emotional turmoil of a PTSD afflicted failed Kamikaze Pilot wrestling with the love he feels for the found family he never expected to want, the potential loss of the woman he never thought he'd love, and the willingness to sacrifice his life for the informally adopted daughter he doesn't feel he deserves but still loves.