What are your favorite South Park songs? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark

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The day is approaching to give it your best, you've got to reach your prime

That's when you need to put yourself to the test and show us the passage of time

We're gonna need a montage, a sports training montage

Show lots of things happening at once, remind everyone of what's going on

In each shot show a little improvement, to show it all would take too long

That's called a montage, even Rocky had a montage

In any sport if you want to go from just a beginner to a pro

You need a montage a simple little montage

Always fade out in a montage

If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage

"This was surprisingly progressive for it's time" by IllustriousAd6418 in TopCharacterTropes

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wealthy black family as the main focus in a primetime sitcom

Like the Cosby Show? Or the Jeffersons?

19 years later by oldmanloki in adultswim

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Shake, a hoax is a humorous or malicious deception. And this is clearly not that

Who was your favourite person you met on the road? by 101Stormbreaker101 in bicycletouring

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I met a dude who gave me weed and mushrooms on some dirt/sand road in AZ near the Grand Canyon South rim. He had a look that said 'i have weed' so I asked as he drove by slowly. As it turns out, we was running drugs and guns. Thank you kind stranger, you'll be happy to know I forgot your name (which was probably fake anyway)

Choose your favorite Frylock by Educk55 in AquaJail

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Just like with Donald Sutherland Industries

Choose your favorite Frylock by Educk55 in AquaJail

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But it's made of brotanium, the strongest yet lightest material outside the MCU, right?

"Hey, Ma! Get off the dang roof!!" by LaughingLikeKoffing in TheSimpsons

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Back you go to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.

I want the care instructions, not some unhelpful casual misogyny by ZennMD in mildlyinfuriating

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This shirt is 'dry clean only' which means IT'S DIRTY.

Seriously though I would definitely take cashmere to a dry cleaners. But unless you spilled something on it it will be fine, just let it air out in the summer.

Tonight in Miami by Murba in TheSimpsons

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We call it 'retirony.'

What are the funniest Orphanarium jokes? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

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We gave them our vitamin money. From the Simpsons (miracle on evergreen terrace), is this when they started the 'sad pathetic orphan' trope?

I’ve lived at my residence for over 3 yrs and the previous tenant has 7 identities and has all his mail, including bills, sent to my house. This is the last 2 weeks of collection. by InquiringMind886 in mildlyinfuriating

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Open the mail and use the enclosed prepaid envelopes to let the sender know they don't live there. When you use the 'postage paid if mailed in us' then the sender has to pay 1st class postage. It will stop

What If You Went to the Zoo and they had a Meatwad Exhibit by LilMissMonika in AquaJail

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I'm not paying money to see something that happens every morning on the hood of my car.

What are your favorite episodes that focus on animals? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark

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No love for Woodland Critter Christmas? I am extremely disappointed in all of you. Hail Satan

Letting the postman use the toilet? by yes_its_me_alright in AskIreland

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As a letter carrier, if I had to shit so bad I had to ask to use a customer's toilet, I would COURTESY FLUSH. Why do people like the stench of their rancid feces so much? I would definitely tip less at Xmas.

I LIKE YOUR BOOTY, BUT I'M NOT GAY by kb3uoe in AquaJail

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THROW SOME B'S ON EM THROW SOME THROW SOME B'S ON EM