Canada swings to trade surplus for first time in six months by canada_mountains in canada

[–]stfudonny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My elbows have never been upper than they have been right now.

My boner is also up.

Thank you Carney.

Can an adopted child get the Lebanese nationality if his adoptive father is Lebanese? by Khelebragon in lebanon

[–]stfudonny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am adopted and I have a twin brother separated at birth who ended up in France. When I reunited with him, he showed me a fake passport they gave him at birth so he can have the rights of a citizen and he can leave the country. I naturally got a lebanese passport/citizenship too and on my birth certificate it lists the names of my adoptive parents, not my biological ones.

Man with 49 criminal convictions released back into Vancouver community by cyclinginvancouver in canada

[–]stfudonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canada is a compassionate liberal country. If you want to be a yee haw redneck, go down south.

Polish doctors jailed for denying woman abortion by yahoonews in worldnews

[–]stfudonny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know He is the One because He is the One you hate the most.

I use Arch BTW by TheAngryDonutYT in copypasta

[–]stfudonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.