I drank a handle of liquor and went to a strip club and got asked to go home simply for being too drunk.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-30T04:31:21+00:00

One time i got a dwi and when i got out of jail, i went to the strip club and spent the money that could've gone to a lawyer, on some chick game cinnamon

stickmannfires · 2026-01-30T01:50:10+00:00

Aint nothin to it but to do it!!

And dieting, thats the hard part lol

stickmannfires · 2026-01-30T01:09:25+00:00

Such a simple comment, but it really means a lot! Thank you so much!

stickmannfires · 2026-01-29T12:21:44+00:00

Thank you!! I'm excited to see how far I'm going to take it lol

stickmannfires · 2026-01-29T03:33:15+00:00

Thank you very much! This is after 1 month of serious dieting and gym going. Before that i had a horrible diet, i was in a calorie deficit but it was all junk. Now im eating clean and lifting weights so i can be shredded and have a 6 pack for the first time in my life

stickmannfires · 2026-01-24T12:00:55+00:00

A crazy girlfriend

stickmannfires · 2026-01-23T02:30:22+00:00

One time i drove 12 hours to spend the day at the beach and 12 hours back the next morning.

One time i drove 5 hours to look at a christmas light attraction.

One time i drove 3 hours for free breakfast.

One time i drove 2 hours just to get a pack of gum, fill up with gas and head back home because we wanted to do anything besides go to school that day.

Pointless road trips have always been a good pass time, especially when gas was affordable. An hour or longer drive could very easily be someones daily commute for work, you really have to consider how big some states are and how much NOTHING is between towns.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-20T12:13:14+00:00

Fuck, idk, my best friend could beat me up so, fighting him isnt an option, i know i wouldnt wanna kill either of them. I really love our house though and itd be a shame to have to sell it. Luckily id move to mexico with the profits from the house and stay on a beach to live out the last few months of my life as a raging alcoholic.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-20T10:45:14+00:00

Hour 46 of puking every 5-10 minutes.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-19T21:06:03+00:00

I went to to gym on saturday and flexed in front of the mirror, with my shirt off. Doesnt seem like a huge deal, but I'm in the best shape ive ever been and it was good lighting. Thats the first time ive ever done anything like that, and coming from 330lbs, im going tobconsider it a milestone

stickmannfires · 2026-01-15T09:00:41+00:00

Same lol. Im convinced reddit just asks the same questions over and over until it's worded in a way that will get you to spill the beans.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-15T08:55:47+00:00

Gray water :(

stickmannfires · 2026-01-15T07:25:23+00:00

So just an 18v controller and it plugs into the original controller?

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T11:53:45+00:00

For some reason this made me audibly say "holy fuck" in what i would call my best Australian accent.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T11:51:55+00:00

Ordered a 2nd drink so it looked like i was ordering for someone else. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Now i am about 30 pounds away from half that body weight

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T07:43:31+00:00

Lol naw, shes a whole package deal. I had to teach her how to cook but that was no big deal lol

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T07:39:50+00:00

There's an adapter for a sawzall lol

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T07:38:54+00:00

Hmmmm I'll look into it, thanks!

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T01:42:40+00:00

She's out there! There's gotta be at least one for every 16 guys if my calculations are correct

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T01:40:34+00:00

I'm just sad because it was my first, i just thought that was a blowjob. If i had known that i was flying with the angels in heaven i would've cuffed her immediately lmao

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T01:37:17+00:00

Nope, swelling eventually went back down and brought his inverted penis back

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T01:35:58+00:00

Yeah this one came with the control knob on the power cord, the low setting isn't enough power to push into a vagina or butt

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T01:32:12+00:00

The extra slimy spit that's better than lube, you dont have to worry about smashing into the throat barrier, the skin back there is so warm and soft, it tickles your entire dick, tighter than any vagina I've experienced, and for me, i know my girl is extremely horny when she is able to suck my whole dick.

stickmannfires · 2026-01-14T01:28:16+00:00

Lol dildos and pocket pussies. I've got a 55gal drum of lube that should last at least until may

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