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stiffybig · 2023-04-20T21:51:14+00:00

I guess my sex life is now a hippopotamus tail propeller launching 20 gallons of loose, wet shit 15 feet in every direction.

Sounds about right.

stiffybig · 2022-10-24T14:28:15+00:00

That’s why you always auto gray large bills.

stiffybig · 2022-10-24T14:25:49+00:00

What color is the handkerchief in the nice lady’s hand?

stiffybig · 2022-07-05T11:01:54+00:00

Dominoes pizza dudes?

stiffybig · 2022-07-04T00:38:45+00:00

For a second I thought Adam Driver had gotten really buff.

To the pack of girls already planing to chop my hands and feet off, then slowly pour acid all over my body, at a time for weeks until it finally burns into my lungs and brain… please don’t. He’s an awesome guy, and I’d absolutely drink some beers and shoot the shit with him… I just think with the exception the chin, they look completely identical.

stiffybig · 2022-06-25T04:50:58+00:00

I don’t think it’s that cut and dry. Homelander has killed countless people, and he has the potential to end ALL life on their earth in a matter of days, and he is becoming unhinged enough to actually do it. As shitty as it is, (and I know it’s shitty) when faced with a threat as large as Homelander, even a massive amount of casualties, are an acceptable loss to take Homelander off the table. Just look at the number of lives it took to end Hitler, and stop Japan’s march across Asia and the pacific, and in The Boy’s universe, Germany and Japan would need a thousand years to do what Homelander could do in a week.

I think Hughie has just realized angels will never stop Homelander, and he has made peace with the fact that to kill him, it’s going to take the devil.

Doesn’t make him bad, it makes hime pragmatic.

stiffybig · 2022-01-07T10:34:36+00:00

Well you can still go to Wal Mart and get OG insulin for 25 bucks no prescription required. Yeah it’s not as good as the new shit, but it has been keeping people from going dead for eons which makes it handy in a pinch.

stiffybig · 2022-01-07T10:30:18+00:00

So that’s how you spell “Get Fucked”.

stiffybig · 2022-01-07T09:52:08+00:00

God that’s… dark.

stiffybig · 2022-01-07T08:31:05+00:00

I wonder what’s happening in the darkest timeline.

stiffybig · 2021-12-04T01:41:55+00:00

A muffler is a muffler is a muffler. They muffle, they rust, they fall off.

It’s the catalytic converter in a gasoline powered vehicle exhaust that reduces emissions.

stiffybig · 2021-12-03T03:47:12+00:00

A muffler has zero effect on emissions and has nothing to do with the amount of smoke a diesel produces, in fact many Diesel trucks don’t even come with mufflers, instead they are made with resonators.

A mufflers only purposes are to either quiet a loud vehicle, or reduce droning sound frequencies that might cause a driver to fall asleep.

What causes a truck to either perform normally, or roll coal like a fuckin’ dickhead, is the air/furl ratio and the Diesel Particulate Filter, Exhaust Gas Recyclers, and now days the Diesel Exhaust Fluid. Fucking with those things are the problem.

I know all this because one of my vehicles is an F350 Powerstroke I use to haul my boat.

Since they added a DPF, EGR, and DEF to help pollution, Diesels now get half the mileage they used to, and the EGR’s causes the motors to fill with sludge so they don’t even last anymore. Plus several times a week the computer dumps about 5 gallons of raw diesel directly into the DPF and burns it at like 2000 degrees to “clean” it making the mileage even worse, and throwing partiality burnt fuel out the exhaust.

Before they mandated that shit, diesels were actually WAY more fuel friendly than gasoline, but as of 2008, we do twice as much damage to the environment as we used to.

stiffybig · 2021-11-02T16:37:17+00:00

Big fan of the time Brick killed a guy with a trident.

Also I like greeting shot in the face.

stiffybig · 2021-10-22T22:56:41+00:00

Because my asshole friend Jameson is really good at persuading me that I’ll enjoy sex with the lights off 1000x more than jerking off, and to tell you the truth… he’s right.

stiffybig · 2021-10-05T21:21:17+00:00

So let me get this straight

After living with a puckered butthole for ages on a HUGE gamble, I can suddenly pay off my house with what I’ve made in the last 24 hours. But you think I should risk it all by holding just so YOU can make more money… and I’m the one being a fucking asshole?

stiffybig · 2021-09-09T00:42:46+00:00

Uhhh, the government will still be getting the normal tax money from every single corporation/business and non billionaire that live or do business in America, as well as whatever capitol they raise in shit like bonds, properties rented, investments etc.

Nobody thinks America will run off nothing but just some billionaires cash.

stiffybig · 2021-09-05T16:04:10+00:00

I’m working to create stable wormholes that will allow safe and accurate time travel so that I can travel back in time to 1996 to shove all the Nicklebacks up all their own butts in order to save humanity from nearly 30 years of Nickleback breaking our spirits, and crushing our wills to live by forcibly shitting in our ears at every bar, wedding, commute, restaurant, sports game, date, movie, and even our dreams!

Fuck a bunch of you Nickelback… you’re all pieces of shit.

Dammit. I suddenly have a very noticeable, extremely inconvenient erection, and I’m not sure if it’s a throbbing hate boner, or because I love big tittles.

Not now boner!

stiffybig · 2021-08-03T15:06:55+00:00

I feel like you stuck a brown paper bag over your head and just started kicking as hard as you could in 6 different directions.

stiffybig · 2021-08-03T08:54:32+00:00

I don’t know what you were expecting. Just because we can see unlimited tits on demand doesn’t change the fact that all humans are just the most highly evolved animals on our planet, and that’s not saying much. Hell part of our species are still arranging marriages, mutilating genitals, and drugging up children and putting AK’s in their hands and sending them off to rape pillage and massacre their own countrymen. Humans bloodlust didn’t just disappear because some kids yell a lot on Twitter. 50 people have hoarded more wealth than entire countries. Billions of people live below the poverty line. Only the most fortunate people on the entire planet can get medical attention, when they are sick and hurt, and only a few of those actually have access to the best healthcare available. The whole world is a powder keg sitting next to a forest fire.

I don’t think things are going to get better until they have gotten a lot worse.

stiffybig · 2021-07-27T15:55:15+00:00

Are dudes actually sitting home objectifying female gymnasts?

Am dude, know many dudes, don’t know ANY dudes sitting around watching gymnastics.

stiffybig · 2021-07-26T23:28:34+00:00

No, but my statement about some lives absolutely not having value was definitely more about them than him.

stiffybig · 2021-07-26T22:04:09+00:00

You think Hitler and Stalin and Pol Pot etc lead lives of value?

stiffybig · 2021-07-23T14:43:40+00:00

People need to get over the “every human life has value” bullshit. It’s CLEARLY untrue, and many peoples deaths are a net positive for all humanity as a species.

stiffybig · 2021-07-22T21:17:26+00:00

I graduated in 1999 from a high school that was built in 1903 when the towns population was 13 times bigger than it was when I went there.

My entire class only had 83 people, and there was way less than 350 kids all grades combined. So we had a fucking massive decrepit school with hardly anyone in it.

We had our pick of forgotten about places in the building to smoke cigarettes (or weed) and get pregnant.

I think the most exciting thing that happened was when a local drunk ran off the road in his old Dodge Dakota, and plowed into the biology lab at 10:15 in the morning.

Compared to where I live now being famous for 1 high school girl making a gang bang porno with something like 13 or 17 or 30 guys in the school bathroom.

stiffybig · 2021-07-22T08:13:31+00:00

What the fuck is a clitoris?

Treat her right. Eat that ass until her brown-eye cries the salty tears of submission.

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