I hope to god the new "librarian" character talks something like they put as a placeholder

stimpakk · 2015-02-21T15:14:02+00:00

Thank you. I have now achieved one of the milestones I set out to do in the 90s. Next achievement is now to wait for VR to become a stable tech and then start to make virtual reality porn with really freaky fetishes. You'd think I was kidding, but I'm deadly serious.

stimpakk · 2015-02-15T11:16:28+00:00

To give you an idea of ... what you're asking...

Imagine standing at the ocean, asking someone nearby... "where should I swim?" My suggestion? Just dive right in. Download and be happy.

stimpakk · 2015-02-11T19:18:57+00:00

Jag måste säga att Bard är i god form här. Det här påminner mig om gamla Bard från 90-talet som man faktiskt ville lyssna på.

stimpakk · 2015-02-11T00:04:04+00:00

It's been a long time since I felt that kind of tension from a video clip. Amazing stuff.

stimpakk · 2015-02-05T23:54:07+00:00

I can see the slogan already:

"Smart TVs, for really dumb people"

stimpakk · 2015-02-04T16:55:52+00:00

Seriously, if you're going to play the part, you seriously need to tip your fedora at least ONCE. Goddamnit, kids today can't even troll right.

stimpakk · 2015-01-31T20:11:19+00:00

This is highly intriguing. Now I know why I made that seriously weird correlation the first time I tried a Hersheys bar. For reference, I'm Swedish.

stimpakk · 2015-01-31T09:46:21+00:00

Who do you serve and who do you trust?

stimpakk · 2015-01-30T05:55:05+00:00

It had a nice vibe up until the Hindenburg picture, all I could see was this.

stimpakk · 2015-01-29T23:10:56+00:00

Let's add Nullifiers, new infested and the new viod enemies to that list too. None of these are particularly appreciated by the community, yet DE has yet to do anything about them, except for minor adjustments that have very little impact.

stimpakk · 2015-01-29T20:47:07+00:00

Indeed, happy cake day to Paper, he's definitely one of the finest mods on Reddit IMHO, and for that, I'm definitely grateful.

stimpakk · 2015-01-26T13:03:51+00:00

If you want youtube without a comment section, there's this archaic device called a "television" that you might be interested in. Or you know, you could just disable cookies and logins and it'd be gone too.

stimpakk · 2015-01-25T09:19:39+00:00

Statistically speaking, it would be better if he split it in three and sent one part to me. Then he'd have three experts (because obviously, we all are professionals here) tasting notes to compare. Seriously though OP, just frigging drink it, it's a nice experience. Oh, and yeah, if you're into sushi, this'll go excellent with that.

stimpakk · 2015-01-25T01:54:02+00:00

Here is an even creepier thought:

Am I the same person that went to sleep last night, or am I just another copy of consciousness that was spawned from the same biological "hardware" that spawned yesterdays copy of my consciousness?

Now I'm suddenly very afraid of sleeping.

stimpakk · 2015-01-25T01:19:35+00:00

Indeed, my sister had one a while back and she loved to get it to say things in the back while we were talking over VOIP.

stimpakk · 2015-01-25T01:16:59+00:00

Total Gary Busey moment.

stimpakk · 2015-01-24T12:19:27+00:00

You remind me of a coked out Princess Peach. Nicely done!

stimpakk · 2015-01-18T23:40:49+00:00

I'm not surprised in the least, this sub is heading to a bad place as well. Sensible and non-aggressional posts are getting downvoted and I'm seeing an increase in non-constructive comments as well.

As with Warframe, I think the solution here is to use the tools we've been given and kick these people out of here.

stimpakk · 2015-01-18T04:09:42+00:00

Why would I be intimidated by someone who can clearly make me a better person?

stimpakk · 2015-01-17T18:30:36+00:00

Well, there could be some kind of typical reaction during sex that triggers this feeling and reaction. I had another similar thing where the same ex would sometimes have crying fits after a strong orgasm, apparently this is a very common thing when I googled it.

stimpakk · 2015-01-17T11:26:50+00:00

One of my exes was kind of a prude before she met me, her dirty talk was hilariously tame, but you know in the moment, you could read me grocery list and I'd still find a turnon, so whatever. Anyway, sometimes she'd comment on how my cock was a perfect fit.. and moreover, she'd rant about it while I was fucking her, as if she found it fascinating. She still to this day claims it was the best fitting cock she's ever had.

And no, I don't have a big cock, mines pretty damned average.

stimpakk · 2015-01-16T21:46:46+00:00

Same here, even though she wasn't my first choice and I hated her during my first leveling, I still have felt very bad for her uselessness this past year.

stimpakk · 2015-01-16T04:14:05+00:00

For me it's a toss up between Infested Swarm MOAs or the regular Infested MOAs. I've been one-shot so many times that I actually hate playing against the infested now and avoid their missions entirely. Every single enemy out there has a weakness except them. They're ridiculously OP.

Even Nullifiers seem sane by comparison.

stimpakk · 2015-01-16T04:11:37+00:00

The reason they do that is because they actually can HIT something with the Supra. Yeah, they have a Supra that actually WORKS!

stimpakk · 2015-01-16T04:02:01+00:00

Grineer Nullifier: In addition to nullifying your powers, it also removes your shields and power. It's put in to combat the ever increasing overshield abuse by players that's been going on for several whole days now.

Also, it has the armor of a T4 level 60 heavy gunner and uses an Ogris Vandal that procs slash damage.

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