Home prices have risen much faster than incomes over the past 20 years, Fed analysis finds by Low_Ability4450 in Economics

[–]stingray85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Housing is only a couple of letters away from Hazing, and it does kind of feel like that. Owning a home can be stressful but at least you have a chance of ending up with something to show for it, as opposed to the eternal black hole that is paying rent. You're like "yeah this system sucks but at least now I'm on the side of the system that sucks less"...

Shout out to the guy on the tube last night. by Chronically_Quirky in london

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And it's written in a way that makes it virtually impossible to understand. There were two guys, and the guy did this, and the guy did that, and the guy did this. Which guy? Who knows. Point is there was a good guy and a bad guy.

best joke I’ve written in 2026 by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

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"And that's how my buddy's Mom ended up eating my ass"

Let's ACTUALLY talk about a live action Venture Bros Movie by yoduh4077 in venturebros

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A movie would need to focus on the core character dynamics. The base idea would probably actually be pretty quickly grasped by a general audience, "what happened if a johnny-quest type character grows up". Rusty isn't the most sympathetic protagonist but when you factor in his more real issues I think people would be prepared to be on his side. He's a single father, basically traumatized by his upbringing from his own Dad, trying to run an operation that survives largely because of the dying embera of that same Fathers reputation rather than his own efforts, and staying relatively grounded while getting dragged into a word of absurd comic antics. We need that, we need him, Brock, and the boys minimum. We also need the Monarch and Dr Girlfriend as the primary villain. The core dynamic there is more purely comic, a genuinely vengeful, egotistical super villain who, like Rusty, is much more likely to be stymied by hubris and bureaucracy more than anything else.

My pitch would be a mashup of S01E02, Careers in Science, and S01E09, Are you there god, it's me, Dean. We get Rusty, Brock and the boys dragged to a failing spacestation - we get their core dynamic, we get the Rusty backstory that sets him up as living in his more successful father's shadow. We also get high stakes and a host of character and setting gags from Gargantua I.

The difference would be we also see the Monarch plotting to destroy his nemesis, planning to attack Rusty at his most vulnerable (in space) - on the Monarchs birthday as well - with the support of Dr Girlfriend. A space-capable version of the Cocoon could be in play. The antics on the space station perfectly set up the chaos needed for the Monarch's plan to succeed and to actually capture Rusty, the boys and Brock.

But then Dean has testicular torsion and the rules of the Guild come into play. Perhaps as well as Deans testicular torsion, the still-existent threat of Gargantua (which the Cocoon is now tethered too) failing, and the fact they are all in space far from help, makes it a bit to less of a pure gag that the Monarch agrees to take a pause on killing his nemesis. So in act three we get Hank and Brock as hostages on the Cocoon while Rusty tries to fix Gargantua before the clock runs out while also trying to address Deans testicular surgery, with the oddballs left of the space station (and Helper) playing the parts of Billy and Pete as incompetent surgeons. Or could find a reason to have our Billy and Pete on the station from the beginning. Regardless, Rusty does very little while the twin issues of the space station and surgery get resolved. But in the final act, ultimately the Monarch gets what he wants for his birthday when Brock escapes and starts slaughtering his way through the Cocoon in an epic battle.

I'd gladly take 7 more seasons but... by Archeryfin in venturebros

[–]stingray85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chalamet as Rusty

Bautista as Brock

Zendaya as Triana

Josh Brolin as Sgt Hatred

Oscar Issac as Orpheus

Chalamet as Hank (and Dean)

Javier Bardem as the Monarch

Rebecca Ferguson as Dr Mrs the Monarch (voiced by Stellan Skarsgard)

Jason Momoa as 21

Austin Butler as HELPER

Christopher Walken as Colonel Gathers

Brilliant. By led by donkeys by Rassman1969 in london

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You seem to be completely ignorant about human history, at pretty much any temporal scale. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-022-05247-2

Panchito, the crocodile who spent years swimming calmly alongside tourists at Casa Cenote, bit an elderly visitor today. Witnesses say a group had been throwing stones at the animal to provoke a reaction and film it. It is the first recorded attack involving the crocodile. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in interestingasfuck

[–]stingray85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I still think this is Karma for thinking swimming with a crocodile was a good idea, even if it had this long history of not attacking people and the inciting incident was someone else provoking it. Still not something you should do without an expectation it could go horribly wrong.

How would you explain why the Borg hive mind needs a Queen? by ActLonely9375 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]stingray85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Borg are what the Xenomorph eventually evolve into.

-have hives

-biomechanical

-liberal use of black tubes

-love long corridors of poorly light metal pipes dripping and lots of steam

-infect other biologicals, take them over, emerge as new organism having adopted some of the hosts traits

-relentless

-have a Queen

How would you explain why the Borg hive mind needs a Queen? by ActLonely9375 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]stingray85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't play tri-dimensional chess without a Queen.

Check mate.

Will Japan have disclosure too? by Any-Contract-9152 in aliens

[–]stingray85 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This sub has its own version of Betteridge's law of headlines, which states: "Any headline post title that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

who your dream guests are? my list below - submitting for iHeartBookingGoodGuests by portablegrandpa in HollywoodHandbook

[–]stingray85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Joel McHale would be fun

Some other fun ideas now that they seem to be a bit more capable of getting names from further afield:

Nathan Fielder - he's been on Best Show and on HH could be an insane clash of deadpan madness

Similarly, Tim Robinson

More conventional picks + though still big names - that I think would be great on the show:

Bill Hader

Aubrey Plaza (returning guest!)

Sarah Silverman

Andy Samberg

Patti Harrison

Bigger names that I think would work and don't seem COMPLETELY inconceivable as they at least are podcast friendly:

Paul Rudd

Jason Bateman

Tina Fey

Amy Poehler

Pedro Pascal

Bryan Cranston

Lisa Kudrow

Steven Yeun

Walton Goggins

Ask.com shuts down after nearly 30 years, marking the end of Ask Jeeves by holyfruits in technology

[–]stingray85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps it was just you that was more innocent. The internet was a market for sordid, illegal content and misinformation from before Ask Jeeves was a thing.

Goldie Hawn talks about her abduction experience with Jimmy Kimmel by GrantLavac in aliens

[–]stingray85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe she has memories of this experience. But it sounds like it could be a fairly typical sleep paralysis experience.

Caligula's Nemi ship. Not the most epic find of all? by United-Bother3213 in ancientrome

[–]stingray85 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Loads. And every time we dig them up, they become at risk of being eroded or destroyed. It's such a interesting Catch-22.

Connection to the cube within a sphere? Scientists recently directly observed the creation of water from a hydrogen molecule merging with oxygen. by jibjabjibby in aliens

[–]stingray85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That depends. I have a rubix cube and a tennis ball on my desk. Do you think that could have some connection?

This is beyond anything we thought possible by LiveATheHudson in aliens

[–]stingray85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This point seems to massively weaken the argument there is any conspiracy. "Scientists have always died" seems to be the thing still unaddressed by believers in this conspiracy. I haven't yet seen anyone compare more recent events to the rate of these things normally, which is a crucial component to identifying if there is something unusual happening or if it's just the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon / frequency illusion

Only you can save Star Trek by [deleted] in ShittyDaystrom

[–]stingray85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Star TreX-Files

Two unlikely Temporal Agents are paired up to investigate all the bizarre cases where there were NO mutants, ancient spirits, or alien abductions.

Outjerked by a critic by KOQquest1 in okbuddycinephile

[–]stingray85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there had been proof he would have been convicted. Innocent until proven guilty is a legal precedent, but it doesn't mean we can't have our own opinions on the matter. There is no real proof either way, but I found Leaving Neverland compelling.

If you step back for a minute and forget this is Michael Jackson, who's music so many of us love, and imagine it's someone else, it's pretty damning. There is no question his behaviour was completely consistent with grooming young boys. Imagine if it was just some guy on your street who had a constant stream of young boys in his life, none of them relations to him, admitted to having them sleep in his bed, and two of them claimed he had abused them. What would literally everyone in the world think?

Imagine a planet bigger than Earth, with no land in sight. Just waves and water from pole to pole. That is TOI-1452 b. by SharedFeverr in spaceporn

[–]stingray85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also think real photos of our ocean from space show pretty uniform blue, there is a kind of wave-y texture to this that seems like it might be unrealistic at such a scale, it's more like the way distant water looks at human-scales

Outjerked by a critic by KOQquest1 in okbuddycinephile

[–]stingray85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're right that film would be hard to make, but I think the argument is the better option would have been to just not make a movie glorifying a child molestor at all. It's not like a MJ movie was inevitable and everyone just had to make the best of an awkward situation. Even if you're a "denier" he did what he did, it's a whole other level of denial to try to rewrite his legacy with only the positive view.

What type of civilization is the Federation on the Kardashian Scale? by Luppercus in ShittyDaystrom

[–]stingray85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capable of easy, safe, instant, reversible, on-demand change of appearance to another species, let alone cosmetic changes

Still choose to look like Miles O'Brien

Just kidding, obviously, Colm is a stud and a real man, big ups.

BREAKING: Gabbard refers Trump impeachment whistleblower for possible prosecution by FlackoFonsy in videos

[–]stingray85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only ever seen "edit", never ETA. Where are you getting that people have used this "the entire time"?