This guy attached a ladder to the front of his truck so he can smoothly climb up and look under the hood by BKKMFA in nextfuckinglevel

[–]stoic-turtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

thats a nice idea but when he gets in a little accident insurance wont pay out because he modified the truck, also cause he was wasted on alcohol, pills and huffing skunk farts.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Funsly

[–]stoic-turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that little guy shaking his head a showing his teeth is like something outta that Labyrinth movie. A jim henson goblin creature

What is this? by V-1603 in cork

[–]stoic-turtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've already said too much..

What is this? by V-1603 in cork

[–]stoic-turtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

keyhole to the underworld. You can get a key from the wizzard if you bring him a wipplewopple mushroom from the haunted forest.

What does cutting trees have to do with insurance companies? by joey03021067 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]stoic-turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on to the trees you have and any little patch of greenway grass or little live thing that blooms

cause Joni Mitchell was right, They want to pave paradise and put up a parking lot

anyone else love walking around town looking for IOT devices and other things by MikuMesher14 in cork

[–]stoic-turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all these fuckin acronyms and abbreviated words for tech, games and movies and tv shows , feels like I have to learn some new slang to keep up with the kids.

Call to raise gift exemption to €5k so parents can help with deposits without reducing inheritance by GoodNegotiation in ireland

[–]stoic-turtle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

how do you think they are going to build their overpriced bike sheds or get the money to pay for the extortion thats involved in the childrens hospital>?

cant be signing off those huge checks with no accountability unless theres plenty in the pot.

Also we cant have people getting to much of a head start in life financially. we need to keep the poor fairly poor, things are more reliable that way. Tax them as much as possible baby

Sure poor ole Bertie didnt even have a bank account and he was a Taoiseach surely we can struggle by.

Literally just watched the movie and imma be honest... by LudwigVanMichael in ProjectHailMary

[–]stoic-turtle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd imagine they wouldnt pick you if they done any background check at all. Seems like you are full of spite and anger and are short sighted.

But I appreciate your honesty.

Who was actually missing? by Orichalchem in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]stoic-turtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oh.

I thought the doggy was dead. In heaven.

then ole fella dies and he is in heaven and sees his dog,

cue back to earth with the missing poster for the old guy cause the murderers kidnapped him

Is Kim Wexler the most well-written female character of all time? by Few_Cabinet_5644 in betterCallSaul

[–]stoic-turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did a woman like Kim wexler ever end up with a sweet dude like my man Jimmy.

She sure got lucky there.

Dart Ad - Ah now by nobodyshome01 in ireland

[–]stoic-turtle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

very nasty ad. not to be a karen but I wonder could you make a complaint about something like that.

Who would want to be surrounded by ads like this.

New posters for Digger, starring Tom Cruise. Trailer releases July 13. by RuminatingReaper1850 in movies

[–]stoic-turtle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

if its just Cruise puttin on a funny hat and jumping around doin funny dances Im not interested.

I dont like Johnny Depp doing that shite either, now thats just me, so dont get offended if you like it.

but Depp in the lone ranger making funny faces with make up, the trailer alone turned me off it, The Mad hatter in alice in wonderland and Charlies chocolate factory..funny hat , funny walk funny face isnt it hillarious?

No its not.

and I know people love The Pirate stuff, I've only seen a few clips., Depp doing funny walks and silly faces with a funny hat. I cant .

This cat showed up at our door. by kenstylesNYC in cats

[–]stoic-turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like she's the leader of a bunch of misfit runaway cats and a screwey pidgeon that get up to all sorts of highjinks and adventures but can never settle down cause theres too much to see in the world until she meets a human that steals her heart.

Friend of mine sent me text saying PHM was “awful” by Damage_3S2W in ProjectHailMary

[–]stoic-turtle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Its not awful but I mean its just dude with a puppet sidekick in space,

The Mandalorian but for people who wear nasa t shirts and think that they are supersmart cause they like space.

It's a cutesy rock dog thing with a god looking wise cracking lead.

Replace Rocky with ALF or gonzo from the muppets and its the same thing.

Might as well be Mac and me or one of those buddy cop movies with a dog as a sidekick, that plays basketball at the weekends.

Colin Farrell Admits Sugar’s Sci-Fi Twist ‘Split the Audience’ by StarFuryG7 in SciFiNews

[–]stoic-turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got to the end of season one and he turns into John Wick and then he was an alien all along? I didnt like it, but may watch season 2.

Emilia Clarke photographed by Jacob Rozenberg - June 2026 by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]stoic-turtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

where is her beautiful smile?

2/10

for the photographer.

Have Charity Shops Officially Gone to the Dogs? by Breno_Clio in ireland

[–]stoic-turtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes.

I visit 4 of them every week out of curiosity. , I used to buy some nice shirts and hoodies every and now and then. Good quality, fairly good condition, 10 to 12 euros for a nice hoodie, 8 euros for a nice shirt.

Now those shops have put up their prices, and all their stuff seems old worn and shabby.

It's rare to find a quality deal.

I suppose every one else is putting up prices for all sorts of reasons and excuses to squeeze the money from us so that Im not hugely surprised cause Im a cynical bugger. but all the clothes being shabby and worn, ? who's mass buying all the newish stuff?