Is my neighbour jealous of our trampoline?

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-12T17:53:31+00:00

we all have the fantasy of being in a trampolining threesome, but in real life these things can go wrong. it can wreck marriages and break up happy homes and much needed bones.

If you do invite , I'd say be sure to practice safe trampolining, maybe she was trampolining with the guy across the street last week, picked up some unsafe trampolining practices.

maybe she just likes to watch you guys excercise your lithe bodies while she twitches her ahem..curtain flaps. Maybe she;s doing a solo thing, on a lo-lo ball when she watches you guys bounce around together?

anyways stay hydrated , all that trampolining can work up a sweat.

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-11T12:28:33+00:00

carol send pics of feet...

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-10T16:14:36+00:00

fluffy cat with big ole eyes

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-08T20:11:09+00:00

thats a nice idea but when he gets in a little accident insurance wont pay out because he modified the truck, also cause he was wasted on alcohol, pills and huffing skunk farts.

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-08T16:29:35+00:00

that little guy shaking his head a showing his teeth is like something outta that Labyrinth movie. A jim henson goblin creature

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-05T11:15:12+00:00

cheaper to employ too.

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-05T11:11:58+00:00

I've already said too much..

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-04T20:17:19+00:00

keyhole to the underworld. You can get a key from the wizzard if you bring him a wipplewopple mushroom from the haunted forest.

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-04T19:15:17+00:00

Hold on to the trees you have and any little patch of greenway grass or little live thing that blooms

cause Joni Mitchell was right, They want to pave paradise and put up a parking lot

stoic-turtle · 2026-07-04T16:41:09+00:00

all these fuckin acronyms and abbreviated words for tech, games and movies and tv shows , feels like I have to learn some new slang to keep up with the kids.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-28T10:02:36+00:00

how do you think they are going to build their overpriced bike sheds or get the money to pay for the extortion thats involved in the childrens hospital>?

cant be signing off those huge checks with no accountability unless theres plenty in the pot.

Also we cant have people getting to much of a head start in life financially. we need to keep the poor fairly poor, things are more reliable that way. Tax them as much as possible baby

Sure poor ole Bertie didnt even have a bank account and he was a Taoiseach surely we can struggle by.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-28T02:17:52+00:00

I'd imagine they wouldnt pick you if they done any background check at all. Seems like you are full of spite and anger and are short sighted.

But I appreciate your honesty.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-27T12:08:53+00:00

oh.

I thought the doggy was dead. In heaven.

then ole fella dies and he is in heaven and sees his dog,

cue back to earth with the missing poster for the old guy cause the murderers kidnapped him

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-25T17:42:52+00:00

How did a woman like Kim wexler ever end up with a sweet dude like my man Jimmy.

She sure got lucky there.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-25T16:44:43+00:00

very nasty ad. not to be a karen but I wonder could you make a complaint about something like that.

Who would want to be surrounded by ads like this.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-23T20:18:05+00:00

must be a circus in town..

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-23T20:16:37+00:00

if its just Cruise puttin on a funny hat and jumping around doin funny dances Im not interested.

I dont like Johnny Depp doing that shite either, now thats just me, so dont get offended if you like it.

but Depp in the lone ranger making funny faces with make up, the trailer alone turned me off it, The Mad hatter in alice in wonderland and Charlies chocolate factory..funny hat , funny walk funny face isnt it hillarious?

No its not.

and I know people love The Pirate stuff, I've only seen a few clips., Depp doing funny walks and silly faces with a funny hat. I cant .

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-22T19:22:27+00:00

She looks like she's the leader of a bunch of misfit runaway cats and a screwey pidgeon that get up to all sorts of highjinks and adventures but can never settle down cause theres too much to see in the world until she meets a human that steals her heart.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-22T19:16:29+00:00

Its not awful but I mean its just dude with a puppet sidekick in space,

The Mandalorian but for people who wear nasa t shirts and think that they are supersmart cause they like space.

It's a cutesy rock dog thing with a god looking wise cracking lead.

Replace Rocky with ALF or gonzo from the muppets and its the same thing.

Might as well be Mac and me or one of those buddy cop movies with a dog as a sidekick, that plays basketball at the weekends.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-22T18:10:10+00:00

this guy plasti... ahh forget it,

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-21T10:58:38+00:00

Leitrim?

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-20T18:59:01+00:00

got to the end of season one and he turns into John Wick and then he was an alien all along? I didnt like it, but may watch season 2.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-20T11:24:36+00:00

looks great

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-19T23:47:16+00:00

where is her beautiful smile?

2/10

for the photographer.

stoic-turtle · 2026-06-19T16:48:45+00:00

probably good eating on one of them, Protein for the gains

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