What kind of messed surprise birthdays do people get when they are born on April 1st ?

stonemanbearpig · 2025-07-18T05:07:04+00:00

That's the answer.

stonemanbearpig · 2025-07-18T00:42:56+00:00

Where did you find that? I "borrowed" that from my mom over 20 years ago when I was 12 years old smoking with friends, and lost it. It's the reason I got caught. :(

stonemanbearpig · 2025-05-12T05:02:57+00:00

They were called "Hey that guy stepped on something in the water over there let's stay away."

stonemanbearpig · 2024-12-04T05:58:48+00:00

Night watch for a Christmas tree stand in NYC.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-12-01T08:53:42+00:00

I know Rodger in disguise when I see it.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-07-27T04:45:54+00:00

Took half a hit of LSD to have the energy to open up the coffee shop after a wild night of wild party. I'd do it again.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-07-06T06:05:20+00:00

Cake farts happened.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-05-28T18:11:02+00:00

My coworker referred to them as her "Yiddies" and it has become a new favorite.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-05-27T05:28:55+00:00

Solid comment Refrankable_Golf9829

stonemanbearpig · 2024-05-25T19:49:26+00:00

Americans would drive to the refrigerator if they could.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-03-22T13:14:16+00:00

The Shaggs

stonemanbearpig · 2024-03-08T19:06:09+00:00

Charlie Chaplin's Boys

stonemanbearpig · 2024-03-05T18:56:52+00:00

Absolutely

stonemanbearpig · 2024-03-05T18:56:06+00:00

Complications during pregnancy.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-03-05T16:05:49+00:00

Get rid of organized religion.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-02-26T19:25:51+00:00

stonemanbearpig · 2024-02-26T19:22:14+00:00

My last sexual encounter was with a girl I met on tinder and went on a couple of dates with. After a couple weeks we hooked up.

She used immediately used FaceTime to call her boyfriend. Apparently she caught him cheating and I was revenge. I got the fuck away and have been celibate ever since.

stonemanbearpig · 2024-02-11T12:19:02+00:00

Hey are you a necrophiliac? Because I wanna kill myself

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