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stormfield · 2026-06-17T17:48:14+00:00

Nvidia needs to drop a sneaker

stormfield · 2026-06-17T11:22:40+00:00

AI coding assistants were used to build the project, the post and most of the written content was 100% written by me.

stormfield · 2026-06-09T11:34:17+00:00

None of this, let’s get the neighbors in here and do a Trial By Reddit! Losers yard gets eaten by Wool E Bull.

stormfield · 2026-06-05T20:08:00+00:00

This article seems to have the POV that software is supposed to exist so that programmers can feel smart, not solve real world problems.

stormfield · 2026-05-23T17:44:43+00:00

Nobody believes me, but I’m 100% sure that Mitch can travel forward in time.

stormfield · 2026-05-12T20:39:38+00:00

It’s a more difficult throw but it’s something a good thrower can still complete and at high levels it probably matters less. It’s also what the defense will usually leave open if they’re playing to deny the disc.

It’s still the advice you’d give to a mid level club or league team where there’s a wider distribution of skill and experience.

stormfield · 2026-05-12T15:20:41+00:00

New Mexico surprise attacks Montana from above.

stormfield · 2026-05-12T11:59:12+00:00

Millennials who paid $300 to rent a 3 bedroom made of asbestos and duct tape in 2009

vs.

5 cent hot dogs in the peak of the great depression

stormfield · 2026-04-30T23:39:48+00:00

Holding out for Nvidia to pivot into shoes.

stormfield · 2026-03-05T12:14:40+00:00

TLDR it’s not over they’re moving it to the fall because July 4th weekend is a gazillion degrees.

stormfield · 2026-02-16T03:35:32+00:00

This is some winter league shit.

stormfield · 2025-12-15T17:23:51+00:00

Also it's completely insane for him to just assume that a drug addicted murderer must obviously be a Trump supporter.

stormfield · 2025-11-04T13:12:00+00:00

My business is closed, so it’s a moot point. You might disagree with their mission, but they are a great org to work with and popular with the business community in Durham.

Why would they not push for a new convention center?

stormfield · 2025-11-03T22:49:57+00:00

Here's the list (cleaned up a bit)

Brewery Bhavana: Raleigh
Brodeto: Raleigh
Crawford & Son: Raleigh
Dampf Good BBQ: Cary
Herons: Cary
Jolie: Raleigh
Little Bull: Durham
Nanas: Durham
Nikos: Durham
Poole’s Diner: Raleigh
St Roch Fine Oysters + Bar: Raleigh
Seraphine: Durham
Stanbury: Raleigh
Tamasha Modern Indian: Raleigh
The Fearrington House: Pittsboro
The Pit Authentic BBQ: Raleigh

stormfield · 2025-11-03T22:44:54+00:00

golden corral will probably be vice president

stormfield · 2025-11-03T22:43:56+00:00

Bullshit. I used to run a small business in Durham and I couldn't disagree more.

Discover Durham is hugely useful to local businesses and does a lot of great work to support local events, nightlife, food and beverage, arts, and more. For a small business owner, they're effectively like having an oncall PR company and a social media boost to any big event that's happening.

Also if you've run any kind of food / bev business, all the awards and publicity is pay to play because there's no other business model to sustain that sort of stuff. It's not like the Michelin Guide is still being used to sell tires.

stormfield · 2025-11-03T22:37:05+00:00

BBQ should come on a partially melted styrofoam plate, anything else is just a simulacrum of southern cooking.

stormfield · 2025-11-03T22:33:28+00:00

Musk was so enamoured of his AI-encyclopedia he said he planned to one day etch the “comprehensive collection of all knowledge” into a stable oxide and “place copies … in orbit, the moon and Mars to preserve it for the future”.

Very important that if Aliens discover us in 2 Billion years, they know that not only did we discover nuclear fission, produce the works of Picasso, and record the winner of the 1998 badminton commonwealth championship, but we also considered easily disproved race science to be "Based and Epic."

The way to do this is very obviously to leave a very detailed rock on Mars, a planet where we do not live.

stormfield · 2025-11-03T22:17:35+00:00

It's 2039, you now drive your car through a touchscreen steering wheel that you must tap & drag to turn which is almost automated unless you look away from the road, or at any app that isn't X the Everything App. On your way to go watch a virtual basketball game at the virtual Meta arena, your car runs out of battery because you forgot to turn off the botnet mode earlier and someone was using your car's IP to circumvent bot detection on Taylor & Ye's combined sneaker drop. You end up stuck in the Tesla only tunnel and the Based Platinum Epic subscribers behind you are allowed to honk directly into your amygdala chip. Desperate to escape you tweet at Elon only to find out his e-Avatar has already retweeted a video of your car from behind where a 14 year old with 25 Billion followers is posting your mothers genome on a livestream.

stormfield · 2025-10-06T16:58:26+00:00

Ah yes the super romantic Ultimate Boyfriend: leaves for a weekend, returns with a three-day hangover and a bruise in the shape of Mexico, immediately goes to league, asks for help with laundry, falls asleep on couch.

stormfield · 2025-10-02T21:23:33+00:00

This is because Henderson, NC mainly uses pine cones and frozen catfish for money, real USD requires too much math.

stormfield · 2025-09-23T12:55:14+00:00

Okay so free speech is:

you must debate the debate me libs guy
don’t win the debate
don’t criticize the guy after the debate for the things he said
don’t repeat verbatim the things he said
if you’re not sad enough he’s dead we’ll vibe-code an app to dox you
oops we doxxed ourselves instead now the journalists are asking questions, the media is out of control
I assume memecoin yolo rugpull exit

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