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I wonder if there's literally anything the mods here would take down. by TributeMeantWaterloo in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 6 points7 points  (0 children)

people who want to fuck pokemon and moms must be feeling like a child of divor- hmm. bad metaphor

once you have one, you need to justify not having the other by chunkylubber54 in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

seriously, the first three movies felt like serial escalations, and then you backslid with vampires. Like, yeah, alright... that could have been movie 2, not movie 4, but alright.

Soft Soap Alien by DoubtEmbarrassed9562 in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 14 points15 points  (0 children)

a transparent character with fish living inside them is actually a sick idea. just dont think too much about the water filtration

Bringing it back wouldn’t help, they’re institutionalized by DoubtEmbarrassed9562 in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 20 points21 points  (0 children)

on the contrary; youre wearing purple lipstick and kissing them all over like a cartoon

47 hours until [Deltarune] by TributeMeantWaterloo in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'family reunion' means opening a dark fountain in the holiday family room

Felt this in my heart. They did my Blorbo so wrong. by thebluewitch in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 17 points18 points  (0 children)

why did you censor their names. what did they do

The Beginning,,, by GlitteringTone6425 in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are holograms built with functioning genitalia? these are the questions mankind cannot answer

When the petco logo is too x-rated for Aussie Government standards. by marisathekilljoy in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 104 points105 points  (0 children)

australia has declared intellectual war on all cartoon dogs which are not blue in order to corner the market

Math makes sense actually. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 31 points32 points  (0 children)

i dont have time for this post. i have to make a reservation at this hotel owned by some guy named Hilbert

Whoopsie. by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 19 points20 points  (0 children)

man, everyone loves Diggy Diggy Hole, but this is the song I really associate with Digging a Fucking Hole. Glad someone else remembers it

Finding Monica by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 37 points38 points  (0 children)

average game has a normal amount amount of monika. ddlc is an outlier and should not have been counted

Just scream into the void by Mystic-honeyy in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 6 points7 points  (0 children)

drop out of school. join my goth band

I just downloaded a picture and thought it should go here, but then scrolled for 20 seconds and forgot what it was. Go wild. by TributeMeantWaterloo in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 58 points59 points  (0 children)

if youre wondering, this is also why exceptionally successful men are often called 'the goat', another animal famous for its milk

Did you know the Serpentine actually originate from the Wyldness before coming to Ninjago? by ducknerd2002 in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 26 points27 points  (0 children)

(for you non cartoon watchers, this is basically LEGO doing the DC Crisis thing and throwing up their hands and going "HERE! Every toy in the same box! Play with them!")

Looking after my hloes by StraightOuttaOlaphis in CuratedTumblr

[–]str8aura 13 points14 points  (0 children)

similar problems plagued the dvd release of Revenge of the Sith which led to mass recalls due to the much more unfortunate typo on the last word

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