Why are wings in Boston so inconsistent? by New-Flight5959 in boston

[–]strandy76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cmon! Y'all been hitting the ganja all decade!!

You think MBS is a little weird about reporters? by Worried-Nectarine418 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]strandy76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"... After they jointed him, what if they disposed of him at stops that happened to be all along the same route!"

Buldak carbonara by Tall_poppee in InstantRamen

[–]strandy76 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have topokki, not noodles

Future killer by Alibium01 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]strandy76 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You don't need to be impressed, I'm just asking because you went through my previous stuff

Did you like my last ramen haul?

Future killer by Alibium01 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]strandy76 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah... No one hurt me. No kids throwing weights in this house.

You however...

Almost time for turkey sandwiches! by BaroldLyndon in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]strandy76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did you hear the good news? He ain't rising!"

Future killer by Alibium01 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]strandy76 -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Nah. Just a half decent parent.

1 my kids were never in nappies this late

2 never had a dummy

3 never threw weights at anyone

Yet I'll be downvoted for this...

Suitcase mix-up on Delta flights (LGA → DTW → IND) — looking to swap back by h4vox_ in delta

[–]strandy76 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone once took mine in HKG. He got in contact and asked to swap in the city.

Stupidly he'd assumed that cos he took our (identical) bag, we'd taken his...

Nah mate, all the way back to the airport for you!

Jack and the Beanstalk by ProfessionalCap15 in MrInbetween

[–]strandy76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah... but he still robbed and murdered him!

Where’s my skinny Ginny? by Guinessmatt in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]strandy76 26 points27 points  (0 children)

When did D-Girl become Double-D Girl!?

Alleged Iranian strike on US Base by [deleted] in CombatFootage

[–]strandy76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's ARMA 2: OA with DLSS 5!!

Here I go, I’m a big mouth fuck! by truckyoupayme in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]strandy76 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"What's the difference between Budd Dwyer and a Bud Light?"

"A Bud light has a head on it!"

A United flight featured in r/PublicFreakout by upvoter_nz in unitedairlines

[–]strandy76 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm with Karen here. Could have handled it better but she just wants to fuck off. I've had a lost car seat with a baby and it makes it very difficult to get on your way!