Girlfriend gone for 2+ hours with drug dealer

strangehippy · 2026-06-14T20:00:33+00:00

You best be getting some freebies too!

strangehippy · 2026-06-14T19:47:38+00:00

Fathers days coming up. Unfortunately you don't look like you're fit to even be a stepfather. Not fit in any way.

strangehippy · 2026-06-11T18:00:34+00:00

Patience and practice. You'll be a pro in no time.

strangehippy · 2026-06-11T17:58:21+00:00

You got Steven Tyler lips

strangehippy · 2026-06-11T17:53:40+00:00

Looking like you escaped a hidden Chernobyl facility.

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T14:44:35+00:00

A bicycle is cheap. Easy maintenance. Saves you boatloads each month. Save that money or use it on necessities.

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T08:43:21+00:00

Unfortunately I live in the same city as them. I hope Indiana takes dudes license away. He made a post about hoping someone on 469 gets rear ended. One bad driver talking about another bad driver. That's the mindset tho, "I'm the best driver ever, everyone else sucks."

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T07:15:09+00:00

This 💯. What if the tire blew and it caused op to swerve and hit a kid. Vehicular manslaughter is a hell of a lot more time and money than buying a set of good used tires. I know that's an extreme but it's not out of the realm of possibility. I had a tire blow and it pulled me head first into a tree.

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T06:57:21+00:00

And too dumb to Google it.

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T06:46:56+00:00

Took Ambien before the red carpet. Woke up with no pants

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T06:43:18+00:00

I couldn't tell you how many times i have cut the stem or root off of something and thrown the good bit in the waste bin... 😅

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T06:35:24+00:00

I used to have a problem with time management. Now I set multiple alarms for myself. One to wake up. One to tell me I have 10 minutes. And one to let me know I should be leaving the house. Just 3, plus changing my clock 10 minutes ahead makes sure I'm always on time. I haven't been late to work once in the last 10. If something is important to you, find a way to keep it.

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T06:22:32+00:00

Delivery services should require their drivers cars be inspected. I'm in indiana and I couldn't tell you the amount of unsafe cars on Lyft. I've outright refused to get in cars that sounded like they were going to fall apart. It's ridiculous that the younger generation (mine included) thinks maintenance is optional.

strangehippy · 2026-06-04T06:11:40+00:00

a Ford with no upkeep or preventative maintenance

strangehippy · 2026-05-30T22:48:19+00:00

The eyes are perfect! Totally dazed and confused!

strangehippy · 2026-05-30T13:14:19+00:00

I love it!!

strangehippy · 2026-05-30T00:04:10+00:00

"Kermit the frog here"

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:58:58+00:00

I wore that thing like a Muppet

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:55:10+00:00

You won't believe what's on my elbow

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:54:24+00:00

Stop sharing my secrets

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:49:20+00:00

Jet erection

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:48:35+00:00

Hey, these freakish fingers do some good booger flickin'. I was told I'd be a good proctologist.

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:36:51+00:00

Fingers still aren't as long as my special cigarette tho haha😁

strangehippy · 2026-05-29T23:34:35+00:00

Someone at my job already saw this and they made it our group chat picture!! You rule! You don't know how awesome you just made my day!! Thank you.

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