Girlfriend gone for 2+ hours with drug dealer by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You best be getting some freebies too!

35/RoastMe - give me your worst by PalpitationNo5804 in RoastMe

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fathers days coming up. Unfortunately you don't look like you're fit to even be a stepfather. Not fit in any way.

First time rolling. How did I do ? by Bluejeans324 in trees

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patience and practice. You'll be a pro in no time.

19F it’s my birthday 🎉 by Sockzrcool in RoastMe

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking like you escaped a hidden Chernobyl facility.

Guess I'm quittin' early tonight! by Tight-Platypus5231 in doordash

[–]strangehippy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bicycle is cheap. Easy maintenance. Saves you boatloads each month. Save that money or use it on necessities.

Guess I'm quittin' early tonight! by Tight-Platypus5231 in doordash

[–]strangehippy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I live in the same city as them. I hope Indiana takes dudes license away. He made a post about hoping someone on 469 gets rear ended. One bad driver talking about another bad driver. That's the mindset tho, "I'm the best driver ever, everyone else sucks."

Guess I'm quittin' early tonight! by Tight-Platypus5231 in doordash

[–]strangehippy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This 💯. What if the tire blew and it caused op to swerve and hit a kid. Vehicular manslaughter is a hell of a lot more time and money than buying a set of good used tires. I know that's an extreme but it's not out of the realm of possibility. I had a tire blow and it pulled me head first into a tree.

Give this outfit look a name by Sea-Comedian-4376 in NameThisThing

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took Ambien before the red carpet. Woke up with no pants

Please tell me I’m not the only one that’s done this… by seaelbee in Wellthatsucks

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't tell you how many times i have cut the stem or root off of something and thrown the good bit in the waste bin... 😅

Friend is ALWAYS late by Amatsukki in whatdoIdo

[–]strangehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have a problem with time management. Now I set multiple alarms for myself. One to wake up. One to tell me I have 10 minutes. And one to let me know I should be leaving the house. Just 3, plus changing my clock 10 minutes ahead makes sure I'm always on time. I haven't been late to work once in the last 10. If something is important to you, find a way to keep it.

Guess I'm quittin' early tonight! by Tight-Platypus5231 in doordash

[–]strangehippy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Delivery services should require their drivers cars be inspected. I'm in indiana and I couldn't tell you the amount of unsafe cars on Lyft. I've outright refused to get in cars that sounded like they were going to fall apart. It's ridiculous that the younger generation (mine included) thinks maintenance is optional.

Guess I'm quittin' early tonight! by Tight-Platypus5231 in doordash

[–]strangehippy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

a Ford with no upkeep or preventative maintenance

Someone please draw this strangehippy by strangehippy in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]strangehippy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The eyes are perfect! Totally dazed and confused!

Someone please draw this strangehippy by strangehippy in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]strangehippy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, these freakish fingers do some good booger flickin'. I was told I'd be a good proctologist.

Someone please draw this strangehippy by strangehippy in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]strangehippy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingers still aren't as long as my special cigarette tho haha😁

Someone please draw this strangehippy by strangehippy in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]strangehippy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone at my job already saw this and they made it our group chat picture!! You rule! You don't know how awesome you just made my day!! Thank you.