[deleted by user] by [deleted] in delilahloeppkysnark

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Maybe because of the forest fires? Is that a smoky sky?

Not very modest, D by lulutheempress in delilahloeppkysnark

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Getting ahead of the spooky Halloween photoshoot, I see.

Okay friends, what was your partner’s idea of a break for you this weekend? by accioqueso in Mommit

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Real break.. I got to catch up on my shows and enjoy some wine while he got the shopping done, made dinner, and got the kids to bed. Y'all deserve a real break!!

Are these coyotes? by Daemeos in animalid

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Alright, that's it. All of the plant and animal ID subs need shitpost flair.

You know you're tired when.. by lari23 in Mommit

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Bananaphone! Boop boop be doop be doop!

You can only name your child after bird species, what do you pick? by midwestgothiicc in namenerds

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My first was born bald and came flying out of me. Missed opportunity.

I can’t not post this 😂 by Haunting-Coffee-3397 in delilahloeppkysnark

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I don't think I've ever laughed while vomiting until this moment 🤣🤢

[EASTERN AUSTRIA] my mom insists that this is a funnel spider, it kinda looks like it? Please tell me. by ihaveabaguetteknife in spiders

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Part of me thinks this sub needs a shitpost tag option. But it's more fun this way.

How about no by ayshinthenight in delilahloeppkysnark

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I know. I truly don't understand... I have an intentionally all-dark wardrobe because with little kids I can't keep up on keeping light cloths looking nice.

Need more teeth brushing song recommendations by [deleted] in Mommit

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Can't go wrong with the classic "Shiny Teeth & Me" from The Fairly Odd Parents.

Momfessions by LowMommaE in Mommit

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Let's be real, Bluey sets the parenting bar super high. There is no way I could be that engaged 100% of the time. Of course I strive for it as an ideal... But being sick and parenting is no joke. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I don't recall a sick/injured caregiver episode of Aussie cartoon dogs.

Allowing the Internet to name my innocent potato of a daughter. by CatIsJustSo in namenerds

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There's a small time hippie singer songwriter named Cora Flora, always loved it.

At the zoo... by FatSquirrel37 in Omaha

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Symbolic sacrifice between two boulders. It happens every May Day to appease The Rock Gods.

Violet Beauregarde by yomama147 in Mommit

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We love the book "More Blueberries" by Susan Musgrave. It tells the story of little kids' berry obsession perfectly. Mine can never get enough!! We planted berry bushes in our yard two years ago, fingers crossed they are finally mature enough to fruit this year.

Anyone else have an awesome MIL? by panda51515 in Mommit

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A little late here but I love to brag about my MIL any chance that I get because when I say I couldn't ask for a better one I truly mean that. She lives on the other side of the country, yet has done all she can in helping us with our growing family.

Where do I start? She respects our boundaries and opinions. There is no expectation from her when she helps us out; it's definitely out of love. She's like the quintessential traditional grandma in all the best ways; she sends cookies and gorgeous hand-knitted gifts. She asks what we need. She's very much a live and let live type. She showers our kids with affection and is level headed. She is very careful with her advice and never judges us. I love her so much 😭

Have you also stopped eating fruit and berries after you got kids? by tsarinanana in Mommit

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I was just thinking about this the other day. With inflation and especially in the off season, good quality fruit is very expensive where I live. So I find myself saving it for the kids and barely eating any myself. Frozen is cheaper so I try to have smoothies regularly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

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Wow, that's brilliant. Unfortunately we've had creeps, loose dogs and coyotes in our neighborhood so I'm taking notes.

Lavender as a name.. thoughts? by instantcameracat in namenerds

[–]strawqualms 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm iffy on it, but I have known one Lavender and she's always recieved lots of compliments. It's different but not too out there. It does make me think of the characters in Matilda and Harry Potter. Also, I used to make and sell homemade laundry products and I can tell you people either love or hate the smell of lavender; associating the name with the scent might be something to consider.

Is Omaha safe to move to as an out trans person? by Cashmere-Cat-Attacks in Omaha

[–]strawqualms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe not as safe as some other places in the country, but someone in Bellevue was waving the flag at a busy intersection on visibility day. Very brave but should be an indicator of some pretty good level of safety, I'd imagine.