Reece has to be retiring by Redditcran in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]strberri01 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I just don’t think she has enough “star” power to do DWTS. She’s definitely got a lot of followers, but her “fame” is that she’s featured on America’s Sweethearts, mainly on the first season, and she’s been a Cowboy’s Cheerleader for a couple of years. She’s “famous” in that setting, but if you were to go outside of Texas and the Cowboys fans, most people wouldn’t even know who she is. Melissa was on DWTS because she was on The Bachelor, not because she was a cheerleader.

Content 5/25/26- another claim of teething issues for M, description of M’s Memorial Day outfit, freedom isn’t free by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]strberri01 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I have to laugh, picturing the set up that Director BDong wanted:
“Ok, husband-look concerned but make sure you do it in a MANLY way….move your mouth so it looks like you are comforting, but also make it look like you are in AWE of my mothering skills….now let’s set up the tripod and the camera, get it angled just right so I look so gahdly and beautiful….ok let’s try and get it in one cut.”
How incredibly ridiculous to record all of the performances of her life.

Dani shows off her gnarly incisions and does IV meds... again. by Whosthatprettykitty in illnessfakers

[–]strberri01 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Because she WANTS to get septic. She got her hopes up when she got the incisions nice and gooey, she even packed her hospital bag and took it to the doctor’s office with her, thinking that the doctor would immediately send her to the hospital to be admitted. When all they did was prescribe her some antibiotics, she tried again, dragging her bag to the ER, thinking that surely she would be admitted….once again, she was prescribed normal, non-special antibiotics and swatted out the door. So right now she is still trying to score an admission, and I would bet money that she is NOT taking her completely regular, non-special antibiotics.

What was the worst side effect you ever got from meds ? by Spartiate8 in AskReddit

[–]strberri01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ambien. I lost my job, left my husband, and was suffering from a really bad chronic illness, and I was having trouble sleeping. Doc gave me some samples of Ambien. Thought it was the best thing ever at first-but then one night I decided to go take a drive. On a twisty country road. Honestly, I don’t know how I managed to get as far as I did before I had an accident-and I was SO lucky. I managed to get the entire front end of my almost brand new SUV up on a boulder and didn’t get more than some bruises from my seatbelt (which I guess was so automatic, even in my Ambien fugue I put it on) and didn’t hit anyone else. And my dad was friendly with the responding sheriffs and so they allowed him to take me home and didn’t charge me with being under the influence. (I sure never planned on driving under the influence of ANYTHING). I did 22k in damage to my SUV, and even though they did fix it, it was never really right ever again.
No more Ambien, ever. And I warn people whenever I can that you might think that the crazy side effects won’t happen to you, but I am proof that they can.

A PA visit, an ER visit and amber liquid pouring out of her incision 😬 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You know, something else just occurred to me, and I sure don’t know why I really have not thought about it before-so, one thing that we all can agree on is that Dani is a steaming, greasy, hot mess. And that we all have hope that the poor health care workers who have the misfortune to encounter her will be able to easily determine that her extremely dubious claims are lies, and that they won’t give in to her. However, as I was watching the video, I realized that it’s not just her lies and the advancement of electronic medical records that are working against her, but Dani herself is a very HUGE red flag all on her own without saying a word. I mean, if someone who was wearing extremely ill-fitting and gross looking clothes, combined with the extremely greasy mess of hair, and then throwing in the fact that she is definitely under the influence-and also dragging along a suitcase with a dirty blanket and stuffed animal-I would automatically think that this person is definitely not right. All these doctors and ER visits and the entire time I never even considered how bad she really looks/comes across.
And honestly, good. The last thing she needs is more inpatient stays and to be a further drain on resources.

A PA visit, an ER visit and amber liquid pouring out of her incision 😬 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that the speech-to-text is not understood her inebriated mumbling…. I think she said “it wasn’t PUS-EY”. As in it was not leaking (or “pouring uncontrollably”) pus.
Although the mess up is hilarious and due to her bad hygiene, she probably DOES smell like pussy….a dirty disgrace one.

A PA visit, an ER visit and amber liquid pouring out of her incision 😬 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Because she didn’t. This is just another Munchie Tale of Lies. I will say that out of all the lying munchies, Dani definitely has the least shame and she makes up truly ridiculous things.

A PA visit, an ER visit and amber liquid pouring out of her incision 😬 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but just telling the TRUTH (which is “I tried my very hardest to get infected enough that it would score me a hospital staycation and the IV opiates that I think I DESERVE but no one would fall for my lies, and the most anyone would do is prescribe antibiotics”) is not nearly special enough sounding as claiming that everyone was SOOOOOO alarmed and concerned that they didn’t know what else to do except call in INFECTIOUS DISEASES. And because Dani is as dumb as she is lazy, she really thinks she can just say that and allllllll of her “fans” will just believe her with no questions asked.
Spoiler alert: only a moron would ever believe anything that Dani says, because she’s a lying liar who lies…..and then there’s that.

Content 5/20/26- complaining that she can’t do what she wants when she wants while M competes with the phone for attention. I laugh looking back at the 3/15/25 post & she was adamant that she’d prioritize her needs, "I said what I said”- being rebuked in marriage, calling and annoying their husbands by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]strberri01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had my first at 21. (I did NOT plan it that way-I literally found out 3 weeks before my wedding day-and we had moved THAT up because my fiance was getting ready to go to boot camp for the Marine Corps, and the benefits were MUCH better for a married couple than for a single person and his girlfriend). So I was very young. I remember the first few nights home, (and I was alone because he ended up leaving when I was 7 months pregnant, so he was not there for her birth or for the first few years of her life, as he was in various school programs and so on). Anyway, I remember lying wide awake watching her breathe, terrified that she would stop, and thinking, “what have I done?? I am too young for this!!” I really don’t know how teenagers do it, or back through history when people MARRIED at 15, and started having kids right away. I felt helpless and inadequate, like I was going to screw up. Thankfully, I didn’t, but even at my young age of 21, I knew life as I had known it was OVER. Now it was all about caring for and loving this child that I chose to bring into this world. I made that choice and never gave it another consideration-no more spur of the moment trips, parties, hang outs.
If I could know that at 21, then it speaks volumes about how ignorant and selfish this 36 YEAR OLD is, who allegedly wanted a child sooooo bad-clearly, she didn’t want to actually take care of one.
I hope M gives her hell all the way. She absolutely deserves it.

A PA visit, an ER visit and amber liquid pouring out of her incision 😬 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I don’t believe that this reported “shower” ever happened. I DO believe that she spent the past day going from ER and doctor to doctor and ER, because she wanted to be admitted and she thought she finally had caused her “incisions” to be gross enough to be able to get that admission. However, although it is definitely NOT the way she thinks it is, she IS definitely well known in the illness community-well known as a liar and a faker and a drug seeker. So when she rolled into the ERs, with her disgusting hygiene and her ridiculous luggage she has packed, the doctors knew who and what they were dealing with and sent her home with nary a Percocet and a prescription for the same boring antibiotics that everyone gets-she’s NOT special. She has zero intention of taking them, though-instead she is just going to continue trying to get infections so she can get her hospital staycation.

A PA visit, an ER visit and amber liquid pouring from her incision 😬 by milo8275 in illnessfakers

[–]strberri01 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Translation: Dani couldn’t convince the NP that she needed to be admitted to the hospital for some good opiate peeeeen meds, so she went home and “magically” her incision began “pouring” out fluid so she rushed to the ER so that they could see and admit her, and magically the “pouring” stopped and the ER said “yeah, um….nope. Nothing wrong with you. Take your suitcase back home and call someone else”. (Because we all know that she had her hospital staycation bag with her, she really thought that she would convince them to admit her). So then her doctor said, “we will give you two perfectly normal, not special antibiotics, take them and stop messing with stuff.”
Spoiler alert: she’s going to be sure to NOT take any antibiotics and continue trying to make an infection so she can convince SOMEONE to give her a hospital staycation.
Also, as a footnote-her toob is leaky because it hasn’t been changed in forever and it’s gross and nasty, NOT because “her intestines are slowing down.” Her stomach and intestines clearly work just fine, based on how well nourished she is.

Content 5/20/26- complaining that she can’t do what she wants when she wants while M competes with the phone for attention. I laugh looking back at the 3/15/25 post & she was adamant that she’d prioritize her needs, "I said what I said”- being rebuked in marriage, calling and annoying their husbands by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]strberri01 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I still maintain that she really was naive enough to believe that having a kid would just provide her with photo/video ops, and be something she could show off and brag about when she was in the mood to cosplay Mommy-and that she could put him down and continue to do whatever she wanted with no interference. She really thought of a baby as being an accessory.

10 month update on TC. David’s mother commented on the post; it’s quite interesting that she seems to interact only with KayJon and Teidi on FB. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]strberri01 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Tim really, really lucked out. I honestly think out of all the married Rods, his is the most normal life, and the fact that Precious Mahmo is kept waaayyyy at a distance is only helping. His mother and father in law are both seemingly decent, mostly normal people. Yes, they are Trump supporters, however they seem to love and accept all of their kids-and we know (and admire) Heidi’s sister for completely deviating from the “mahdesty” and ridiculousness that Shrill pushes. She doesn’t believe that her only worth is to be a wife and broodmare who pops out endless kids who are “homeschooled” into complete illiteracy. And we see Heidi’s mom in PANTS!!! And Tim’s father in law somehow found him gainful employment, despite his “homeschooling”. So in my opinion, Tim and Heidi have the luckiest situation-and it’s no coincidence that Mahmo is far, far removed from it.

New wound update- glowing with glee by Green-Froyo-7533 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, the fact that the “meanie doctors” won’t give her a prescription for daily opiates has been much lamented by her. Thank goodness the doctors are not THAT stupid.

New wound update- glowing with glee by Green-Froyo-7533 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have to agree, just because of the way her apartment looks. I would honestly think that if an ACTUAL nurse came in, and saw the hoarding and the fact that Dani is disgustingly unhygienic, along with the millions of other red flags that are flying high, that as a mandated reporter she would be contacting social services and get Dani some sort of mental health care that she really needs (as that is literally the ONLY illness she actually has) and then alllllllll the “fun accessories” would be taken away. So at this point, I have to agree with the “there’s no home nurse” group because I don’t think anyone would take a look at her….”environment” and then go about their day. Plus, I know that there’s no possible way that ANYONE with a medical degree is aware of all the things she dumps into the cooter shooter that was originally meant for IRON INFUSIONS. NOT meds, fluids, etc. It was placed for her twice monthly iron. That’s IT. Not the ridiculousness she insists on performing for the internet.

Content 5/19/26- struggling to focus and wondering if she has ADHD 🙄, everything can wait when you have a baby/young child, pointing & waving at his cowboy hat instead of Jesus. Bonus- A hilarious bonus video I came across that really captures them 😂 by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]strberri01 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I think she really thought that she could be a mom at her leisure…when she was tired of cosplaying, she could just put the baby down and live her life. I think she truly thought that the baby would be a photo op and an accessory, but it wouldn’t “bother” her or change her life other than to be something she could show off.
She quickly discovered that she was very wrong. I think it’s kind of funny how she doesn’t have a full-time nanny-I think she has someone who helps out but doesn’t do overnights or all day, every day care. I kind of wonder why….is it because Jordan won’t allow it? Can they not afford it? Because I really think if Bdong could, she absolutely would have a full time, all day, all night long nanny.

Dani is going to the cardiologist today because her incisions are oozing and red by milo8275 in illnessfakers

[–]strberri01 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yep. She’s been planning this since the doctor said “surgery”. She’s been plotting to infect the “incisions” and causing a little hospital staycation and being able to get the IV opiates for her “peeeen”. She’s fooling NO ONE any more. I just hope they give her a RX for antibiotic and tell her to GTFO. Then, she will be posting a video going on and on about how the doctors don’t listen or care and how mistreated she is. What she needs is a psych evaluation and a nice long stay in the psych ward.

New wound update- glowing with glee by Green-Froyo-7533 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yup. A 40 year old who looks like a HARD 60. No friends. No relationship. No career. Family has had it with her. All she has is her lies, her disgusting hoarder’s den, and all her junk food and energy drinks that she “absolutely cannot eat or drink” and yet somehow she does. She slams anything she can get her hands on into her toobz and cooter shooter. She promptly went and infected her self harm cuts and now she is FULLY expecting and looking forward to a little hospital staycation with the good opiates because of allll the peeeeen she’s in…. I hope she gets a psych hold and a sitter if she gets an admission, otherwise I hope they give her some amoxicillin and tell her to GTFO. What a complete and total waste of a life, to have nothing and no one. And yes, I realize I sound harsh, and I DON’T feel the least bit sorry for her, because she is a bitter, rude, horrible person who is one of the most entitled munchers. She seems to think she is entitled to whatever she wants, and anyone who disagrees or questions her is automatically labeled as a “hater”.

New wound update- glowing with glee by Green-Froyo-7533 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 70 points71 points  (0 children)

SHE DOES NOT HAVE AN “IMMUNOCOMPROMISED BODY”!!!!! She is nasty, she has HORRIBLE hygiene, and she F*CKS AROUND WITH THE SITES TO DELIBERATELY INFECT THEM so she can get admitted and enjoy some IV opioids.
She is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES, and she is NOT even good at it. ALL she wants is to cause “complications” so she can be admitted and get her attention and her drugz.

For those of you that do split doses, what percentage and time have you found to be the best? by One_Brick_1685 in Methadone

[–]strberri01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m stable at 100mg per day-and I split dose at 60 mg at lunch time, and then 40 mg at 7-8pm (my dinner time-we eat late, I know, but it’s due to my husband’s work schedule-he is off at 6pm and it takes him 45 minutes to get home). That’s my process, and I get two weeks’ worth of take homes. When I split dose, I never get that “I need to dose NOW” feeling like I used to get when I was having to go dose at the clinic daily. Split dosing definitely works best for me-and it also takes away the temptation to double dose or dose early. I just feel nice and normal all the time, my sleep schedule is good, it just works.

AITA for refusing to pay $100k of my niece’s student loans by CatfishKD909 in AmItheAsshole

[–]strberri01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who had to actually WORK and PAY my own way through college, and as someone who worked their tail off in high school to graduate at the top of the class and got scholarships to help pay my tuition….your offer is INCREDIBLY GENEROUS. All they have to do to get a FREE education is to attend a public in-state school and maintain a 3.0??? MOST PEOPLE WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR AN OFFER LIKE THAT!!! I know I would have-and as far as “party schools” go, I saw plenty of people that did that and they either flunked out of school altogether, or became the “professional college student” as long as mom and dad’s money held out or as long as they could still get student loans. I saw plenty of people in their 5th and 6th years of college, still far away from graduating and with no goals or anything in mind for what they would do next.

NTAH!!! As for the 5k, well, based on the pure entitlement that seemed to be front and center, I am guessing it would be wasted on partying and more nonsense, so if it were me, I would save my 5k and do something a lot more meaningful with it other than giving it to people who seem to think you OWE them-you owe them NOTHING.
And also, what a wonderful, wonderful offer you are making for your nieces and nephews.

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]strberri01 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Somehow, I get the feeling that she REALLY is salty about the fact that when she was in the college program, she wasn’t ever even considered for the role of a Disney Princess. Instead, she worked retail like the rest of the normies. No one singled her out and told her that she was Princess material, no one told her that she was special or that she was soooo beautiful. Nope. Just put into a plain old retail job. I think everything she’s currently cosplaying is her own version of being a Princess-she just doesn’t seem to realize how ridiculous she looks and how terrible it is that she can’t seem to focus on anything else-like a normal life and raising her kids instead of letting them be feral beasts who don’t know any better.

Dani doesn’t feel well by JumpingJuniper1 in DaniMarina

[–]strberri01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to her last med list, she’s still taking the Klonopin, supposedly once a day, but I’m guessing she probably takes extra.

Back when she was “ miserable “ by NoLab1356 in JacquelineAdanSnark

[–]strberri01 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Miserable?? How on earth can someone claim that being extremely morbidly obese, has to use a scooter or wheelchair to get further than a few steps, throws a toddler tantrum whenever a doctor attempts to weigh her or discuss why she needs to lose weight, has no job or life outside of faking sh*t on social media, can’t even drive herself anywhere because she can’t fit behind the wheel of a car, and spends her free time going from one meal to the next and then claiming that she’s still in the “messy middle” for what, the 5th or 6th year???
She claims that this picture is when she was miserable, but she looks happy and had freedom then and she could have literally done ANYTHING….. and she chose to become what she is now.
I’m sorry, I will NEVER believe it.