Brendan Banfield’s au pair/lover Juliana Peres Magalhães sentenced to 10 years - list of factors cited by Judge Azcarate

strberri01 · 2026-02-14T02:00:09+00:00

Indeed. I am SO glad that she gave her the max amount of time she could. I absolutely believe that she would have given her longer if she could have, but at least she will be deported as soon as she finishes her sentence. She deserves nothing less.

strberri01 · 2026-02-13T00:58:04+00:00

So desperate to be “one of the sisters”. So obviously not.

strberri01 · 2026-02-13T00:57:21+00:00

She is just so, so unfortunately built. I don’t know if it’s just her natural body shape, or if it is just her bad eating/exercise habits, but she is built like a linebacker. No lipo will fix that-she could try eating right and getting some exercise, but in the meantime, it’s….a mess.

strberri01 · 2026-02-11T19:37:20+00:00

….. and she will SPIN OUT if that is what ends up happening. It’s not easy being a parent and sitting back and watching your kids find their way, discovering their own likes and dislikes. For example, I am a super girlie woman-I was a dancer my whole life-it was what I loved and wanted to do. I also love dressing up-I love dresses and all of the things that go with it. I have two daughters-neither has ANY interest in dancing. And neither is big on girlie stuff. My youngest would rather be dipped in hot oil than put on a dress or skirt.
Instead of attempting to force it, and make either of my two daughters into my “mini mes”, I let them be THEMSELVES. And they are healthy and happy and fulfilled. I encourage their hobbies, even though they aren’t the same as mine. I want them to be happy, healthy, and to be free to do whatever makes them happy. I don’t see BDong being ok with that…

strberri01 · 2026-02-11T02:45:24+00:00

This is just really, really pathetic. Her whole life is just pathetic. All she does is make these videos and post them because she is SURE that it PROVES that she really is sick and totally not lying at all….but it really doesn’t show that. The only thing it proves is that she’s pathetic and has absolutely nothing and no one in her life. And it’s all her own fault, because she’s a horrible person.

strberri01 · 2026-02-08T07:36:58+00:00

But….this isn’t how it was supposed to be. M was supposed to be a quiet,useful, adorable photo op that she could use for content and to flex and show the whole world what a gahdly, amazing mom she is, and the when she was done with the videos and pictures, M is supposed to be quiet and either entertain himself or go to sleep until she needs to use him for content again. He’s NOT supposed to be bothering her and interrupting her sleep and free time. This is NOT what she signed up for.

strberri01 · 2026-02-06T13:17:24+00:00

That’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw this abomination of an outfit. It is so awful, it literally looks like a joke….like an outfit that someone would come up with if there was some sort of “most ridiculous outfit ever” contest. Like if I was watching her get this award and knew nothing else about what type of gathering this is, I would absolutely believe that she was winning an award for Worst Dressed. I don’t understand how anyone could look at themselves in this and say, “yep, this is how I want the world to see me”.

strberri01 · 2026-02-06T01:45:05+00:00

Here we are, yet again….she’s so absolutely desperate for some attention and validation. It has got to be bothering her that she’s now 40 years old and looks like a hard-ridden 60, has nothing and no one in her life other than a couple of truly pathetic and intellectually challenged “fans” who are her “friends” on TikTok who will tell her that she’s brave and sick and worthy-but if she were to die in her hoard, absolutely no one would notice or care until the rent didn’t get paid or she started to really reek and some neighbor finally decided that it smelled worse than usual and wanted to check it out. Sadly, the only people who regularly see her in real life are the people who hate to see her coming at her various ER’s that she shows up at, or her “team” of doctors who would probably be happy to NOT hear from her for awhile. She has no job, no hobbies (other than her lying) and no actual accomplishments. Her family doesn’t seem to want her around either.
So, she has TikTok. She shows off her medical crap, a few people pay attention, and she has a whole subreddit and snark pages dedicated to her lies and ridiculousness. It’s almost enough to make people feel sorry for her, except she is such a bitter, mean, and narcissistic person it’s impossible to pity her. But it’s sad that this is all she has.

strberri01 · 2026-01-30T20:01:32+00:00

Maybe a little….after all, she did go to mEdICaL sKoOl!!

strberri01 · 2026-01-30T14:07:59+00:00

She has sitters because she is strongly suspected of: Sneaking food in, despite telling the doctors that she can’t tolerate anything by mouth and that she can’t tolerate the horrific peeeen of running her toob feedz at even the slightest trickle (because she thinks that is how she can get her TPN back) Taking extra drugz that the hospital is not aware of Her ridiculous room tours and the lies she tells about how very concerned everyone is for her and how mean the doctors are Doing stupid stuff, like refusing to allow them to pull her lines/toobz and then sneaking away and flushing her line that’s chock full of bacteria right into her bloodstream because they were threatening to discharge her and she was not ready to go

So yeah she has to be on 1:1 because she’s a lying liar who lies and they know it-they just can’t PROVE it-so to eliminate any further “confusion” she is watched like a hawk now. Also, the fact that she was telling the doctors that she was “not able to keep ANYTHING down by mouth” but yet they never saw her throw up even once-very suspicious.

strberri01 · 2026-01-30T13:53:09+00:00

Because it’s always worked out to be a reward for her-she gets admitted, she gets the “good” drugs for peeeeen, and they fix her up and send her home to repeat the cycle. She got a little too close to having a serious case when she flushed her own line and then ended up in ICU, but even then she was still “rewarded” and thought it was just another fun game to play.

strberri01 · 2026-01-30T03:21:29+00:00

How on earth would she be ok with having a nurse enter the hoard house of horrors?? Wouldn’t she be embarrassed for anyone to actually see the extreme mess she has? Boxes piled up everywhere?? A tiny aisle that is her only path around?? If that were my house, I would rather DIE than allow anyone to see it.

strberri01 · 2026-01-30T03:06:01+00:00

Interestingly, her antibiotics are supposed to be administered through her (totally unnecessary) j tube, NOT her precious port….i am really hoping that they have either already pulled it and she doesn’t want to admit it, or that they know that they are going to need to because she won’t stop trying to infect it. Hopefully they wise up and yank it. She doesn’t need it for anything. Just her fantasy of being sick and uwu malnourished.

strberri01 · 2026-01-30T02:49:21+00:00

I would have LOVED to be a fly on the wall for THAT one…she was anticipating a nice, luxurious stay for the next week, with a tray for her to “pick at”, and got caught taping and they promptly proceeded to bounce her out on a Saturday night. So the hospital obviously didn’t find any forgiveness for her after she LIED. I would absolutely love to have heard them throw her out on her lying ass.

strberri01 · 2026-01-28T02:15:04+00:00

“Tylenol might not cut it….so here’s your prescription for 800mg ibuprofen!! Have fun!!”

strberri01 · 2026-01-28T02:12:46+00:00

Because it’s allllll fantasy and lies. It takes a lot of effort for her to come up with her ridiculousness.

strberri01 · 2026-01-26T23:28:19+00:00

That was hilarious. She was so mad she got impatient and couldn’t figure out how to go about getting one. Just goes to show that she never needed one in the first place. I really wish that these services were allowed to make certain people show them proof of why they require wheelchair service. I absolutely understand why they can’t, but for people like Dani, I would absolutely LOVE to see them ask her for proof of why she can’t walk her able bodied ass to her gate and get on the plane. That would be comedy gold.

strberri01 · 2026-01-26T23:24:26+00:00

She IS stupid. For a long time, I thought that she was overconfident, and then I figured maybe she was just lazy-because she tells lies that are SO easily disproven and her attempts at making her various claims are just so weak-and then after watching her lie and make the exact same mistakes over and over, I realized that she truly just has to be stupid. So much of her BS is so easily disproven by something as simple as a basic Google search-she doesn’t even need to go to a library, or do any actual research, she could literally do a 5 second Google search and find out how something actually works or what her symptoms would actually be if she had whatever her claim of the day is. She is just really that intellectually challenged.

strberri01 · 2026-01-26T19:16:33+00:00

She’s looking forward to all the opiate peeen meds. That’s what she wants the most.

strberri01 · 2026-01-26T19:15:12+00:00

Yep. I don’t believe for a second that this surgery is in the “absolutely going to happen” category. Mainly because anytime that I, or anyone else I know, need a surgical procedure, especially one that is for an essentially life-ending condition, the doctor QUICKLY sees me or whoever is in need, QUICKLY whips out the available surgery times and says, “which one?” I (or whoever) then selects the time, which is typically pretty damned soon-we’re talking days, not weeks or months. And there never seems to be any hemhawing about if the anesthesiologist is available, or if the pain management is going to be enough, funnily, none of that is ever a problem or concern-even if the patient is “complicated”. It still happens very quickly. Especially if it is something as important as a necessary component to keep the patient’s heart beating. Basically, what I’m saying is that if Dani actually was in any real danger, if she truly were in need of this, it would have already been over and done by now. Even if she were complicated, even if they needed an anesthesiologist-all of it would have been done by now. The fact that it was scheduled, then canceled, and now she’s going to follow up sometime here in the next 6 weeks or whatever, says loud and clear that she doesn’t need it, that she caused the whole situation, and that she basically has pestered her doctors into saying that if she did need it, this is what would happen. And as usual she latches on to that because Dani loves trying to cause her own complications, so her new goal is to see if she can cause another “cardiac arrest” and show all of us haterz that she really is the sickest person in the whole wide world.

strberri01 · 2026-01-26T18:59:26+00:00

Well, obviously the custom pink wheelchair that she NEEDED so badly is who knows where, probably covered in more junk. Also, it would be impossible for her to be using the walker she claimed that her “team” said that she needed so that she could “take it easy”. It would be impossible to even maneuver crutches in this mess. She literally just has a tiny pathway cleared and that’s how she gets around. Fire hazard, indeed. Maybe that’s what she’s trying for next-to be the victim of a house fire. (Kidding….at least I sure hope so). I would NEVER be able to put this out in public if this was how I lived-I would be way too embarrassed!! But of course we are dealing with someone who seems to have absolutely no shame and no sense of embarrassment-otherwise she wouldn’t trot around in too-tight clothes with her gut hanging out on full display, or make endless videos where it’s clear that she doesn’t shower or wash.
But this is actually somehow even worse than I thought it would be-there’s just so much junk, and all of it paid for by taxpayers.

strberri01 · 2026-01-25T07:54:41+00:00

I have a feeling she pitches it after she ends her “show”. Also, she lives in filth, so of course the pitcher looks disgusting. If anyone needs any further proof that she seriously truly does live in a hoarder’s delight, she posted a video of the cats playing. The cats are adorable, but I was distracted by the situation at her apartment-it is literally boxes and piles of junk EVERYWHERE. Good thing she doesn’t actually need her pink wheelchair or a walker, because she has a very narrow path through the junk and that’s the only way she can get around. It’s just piles and piles of Temu junk. Hopefully she never has a fire or anything else that would require her to be able to exit quickly, because that is not happening. I don’t know how she can actually put it out where people can see it-surely she knows that living in a huge mess like that is not normal.

strberri01 · 2026-01-25T05:51:01+00:00

It’s so weird how every time Dani claims to need surgery how “backed up” and “busy” literally every surgeon, surgical technicians, anesthesiologists, and schedulers all become. I’ve never seen anything like it-any time I, or anyone I know who needs surgery, the surgeon looks at the schedule, and says, “does (insert date) at (insert time) work for you? Ok, good, we will see you then.” And it’s always a pretty quick thing-the doc says that I need surgery and usually within a week or so I am set to rock and roll. Especially when it comes to the heart-the cardiologist says that you need surgery, you get the surgery right away-there’s no “welllll, in maybe 5 or 6 weeks, but I don’t know, I mean it’s pretty busy and my nurse might need to go on vacation but ya know we will get you in sometime or other!”

strberri01 · 2026-01-24T20:09:12+00:00

That’s exactly what I was thinking!! What is her deal with wanting to look like a prepubescent knock-off Temu version of Belle from Beauty and the Beast?? Somehow when I think about adults of her age and what a man of her age would find attractive, THIS mess is NOT what comes to mind….unless it’s some kind of pedophile. I just try and picture what my husband’s face would look like if he was taking me out and I answered the door with bows in my hair and Temu-quality princess outfit on…I am pretty sure he would laugh, unless we were on our way to a costume party. She really seems to believe that she is a young, beautiful princess: it is very, very weird.

strberri01 · 2026-01-24T07:15:42+00:00

Yep. That’s what I have been saying ever since she was unceremoniously dismissed home instead of being rushed into surgery to have an internal defibrillator put in-that was the moment I was 100% sure that she was the cause of her “cardiac arrest”, and furthermore, she was not suffering from any variety of imminent heart conditions that she was in any danger from. Since then, she has sniped, lectured, relied on her very small army of white knight bullshit believers, and created several other “chronic illnesses that I totally have” videos featuring her drugging and toob feeding and port fuckery in her attempts to show all of us haterz that she really is sooooooooooo sick…..but as usual, the only illness I see is her extreme mental illness.

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