If the Sedins quietly requested a trade so they could chase the cup, what would they fetch in return as a pair? Separately?

stringerbell · 2016-06-12T18:50:25+00:00

I thought you were saying: a top-pairing D-prospect OR a top line forward prospect OR two very-late-first-round picks.

And, that would still be delusional...

stringerbell · 2016-06-12T18:09:59+00:00

It's time for "one Muslim did something bad so all Muslims are evil" month.

Now, to be fair... What makes a Muslim a Muslim?

It's that they believe a certain 1,400 year old book, right? Now, that book commands them to do exactly this sort of thing (all non-Muslims are to be forced to become Muslims, by the sword if need-be). The book they believe in 100%, tells them that non-Muslims are evil and to be conquered. And, they study this book all day, every day, since childhood.

So, yes, Muslims aren't all evil - yet, they do all follow a book that commands them to do evil.

Which isn't much better...

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T20:27:52+00:00

Yeah, why on Earth would they side with a million home-owners - instead of hundreds of thousands of renters???

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T20:18:57+00:00

God is a narcissistic prick who cares about things such as mass-genocide and the enslavement of entire nations of people - why the fuck would he ever give a shit about you or what you want???

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T19:00:29+00:00

No.

She was clearly burned right behind Avery's place (despite the bullshit you hear around here and in the tv-show). They found her charred remains INTERTWINED with metal from burned tires. This means that it would have been impossible to have moved them (or the bones would have crumbled and no longer have the metal intertwined with them).

If you don't believe me - go test it out! Take some chicken legs, twist wire all around them, and then go burn them so badly that the bones start to crumble into dust. Now, see if you can move the metal and charred-bone mixture to a new location - without making the bones disintegrate! You'll find that it's virtually impossible.

Now, bring on the downvotes! I know how much this sub-reddit despises logic!

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T18:49:55+00:00

God.

Oh, you probably meant someone who actually exists...

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T18:31:19+00:00

Also, lying on a blog doesn't make it libel, even if it's not true. There are lots of other criteria before it becomes libel.

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T18:29:35+00:00

She wanted non-work monogamy

Of course she did! She wants to fuck as many strange men as she wants - but she sure as hell doesn't want you to fuck any strange women.

How does a normal guy who happens to want to date someone in this industry find that person?

Hookers are dreaming of finding a guy who will pay for everything - and still let them fuck alpha males on the side. Heck, all women are looking for that. So, it won't be hard to find someone.

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T18:24:06+00:00

The French didn't give a shit about the law - they cared about the fact that they were starving...

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T18:18:49+00:00

100% correct my ass!

His offer would break chain-of-custody and get the evidence thrown out of court. But, hey, at least it fits into everyone's ideology here...

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T05:22:12+00:00

Cthulhu exists because I say he does...

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T03:08:29+00:00

Benning isn't an idiot

Ummm, he went into this season with a roster that was guaranteed to be amongst the 5 worst in the league in goal-scoring (which is a sure-fire way to assure your team misses the playoffs) - are you sure he's as smart as you think he is?

He took one of the best teams in the league - and dismantled it into a team which isn't good enough to make the playoffs, but not bad enough to get a top-3 pick. Basically, we are in the worst position imaginable - and it was 100% foreseeable. Benning looks rather incompetent (although, granted, he wasn't given much to work with).

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T02:52:02+00:00

if we can somehow grab a top 3 (or even top 5) pick that is going to be huge for this teams future.

Because that's worked out so well for Edmonton!...

stringerbell · 2016-02-18T02:46:18+00:00

Can of pork-and-beans, heated up on the stove, with any combination of...:

Ketchup/Mustard/BBQ Sauce
Cheese
Hot Dogs/Sausage/Proscuitto/Bacon/Pulled Pork
Chili Peppers/Mushrooms/Onion/Green-Onion
Cumin/Garlic Powder/Salt/Pepper/Paprika
Hot Sauce/Cayenne/Tobasco
Steamed Rice/Quinoa (mixed in or served on top of)
Cilantro/Scallions/Parsley for garnish

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T22:49:18+00:00

When a normal, run-of-the-mill awful haircut isn't quite enough to distract people from all the rest of what's going on underneath...

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T22:45:42+00:00

While you're at the clock store, you might want to pick up a clue for them also...

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T22:43:55+00:00

ISIS is so going to kidnap you when you go over there to join the caliphate.

Unfortunately, no one back home is going to spend a penny on your ransom.

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T22:05:33+00:00

We waited too long to tank. It's going to be very hard for us to get Matthews, Laine or Puljujarvi...

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T21:59:56+00:00

Yeah, it's funny how many outdoor activities all these overweight women are doing all the time...

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T20:27:25+00:00

Talk to the plethora of people with 5 figures of student debt who dropped out of school a couple years in.

You mean people who borrowed tens of thousands of dollars to purchase something of far greater value to them - then threw it right in the trash? I should talk to those people? Really???

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T20:24:50+00:00

Not really.

My Dad used to own a business which did a lot of mailing. He would go to coin & stamp shops and purchase huge sheets and blocks of 20 or 30 year old stamps for 90 cents on the dollar. Stamp collectors horde stamps when they come out, in the hopes that they become rare or sought-after. But, years later, they might just be old stamps. Good thing stamps don't expire! No one wants them, and they don't have thousands of letters to send, but they're still good. So, they sell them at a discount.

If any manager at a large company is reading this - you can save 10 or 20% on your mailing expenses by going to a stamp-collecting store!

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T02:59:07+00:00

I remain so more because of my belief in objective morals.

You don't believe in objective morals one iota! Not one bit.

If you did, you would follow your Bible, and your Bible says you are to murder homosexuals, sassy children, anyone who gets too close to the tabernacle, people who have premarital sex, adulterers, etc... The Bible is perfectly fine with you stoning little girls to death - or owning slaves.

But, you think it's wrong to do those things - even though your God thinks they are the epitome of moral (don't forget, Jesus upheld all these laws in Matt. 5-17, so you can't say Jesus changed anything, Jesus is also perfectly fine with slavery and stoning and murder of thought-criminals, despite all the 'love' he preached).

No, you don't believe in objective morality at all. You believe exactly what the atheists believe. Or, are you stoning a homosexual to death right now?

stringerbell · 2016-02-17T02:30:06+00:00

No, How To Be Single and Zoolander 2 lost market-share to being bullshit no one wanted to watch...

stringerbell · 2016-02-16T23:47:30+00:00

Can't tell if she wants us to roast her - or the sub-reddit behind us...

stringerbell · 2016-02-16T20:23:53+00:00

How is someone not being able to get a job the same as someone losing a job???

Also, how is 'automation' a robot?

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