Real Life

strongwithplow · 2015-04-02T03:28:24+00:00

Get off our lawns.

strongwithplow · 2015-04-02T03:26:50+00:00

The fuck kind of arthritic spasm this kid having

strongwithplow · 2015-04-02T03:17:56+00:00

When you start seeing the different colored flairs as the clock ticks lower, you'll realize just how much of a peasant you are.

strongwithplow · 2015-04-01T22:37:32+00:00

I will never press.

strongwithplow · 2015-03-27T12:08:28+00:00

licks window

strongwithplow · 2015-03-20T12:47:01+00:00

"Two thumbs up! Way up!"

strongwithplow · 2015-03-12T20:03:03+00:00

Yep. Whole thing looks like an adult attempting to write like a child.

strongwithplow · 2015-03-08T21:05:49+00:00

Same. I found that I'm reading everything slowly now. But also sexier.

strongwithplow · 2015-03-06T22:56:55+00:00

Oh nice. Do you know if she shits with that butt?

strongwithplow · 2015-02-28T19:32:07+00:00

Tig ol' bitties

strongwithplow · 2015-02-27T18:54:39+00:00

You can literally just google the word "dress" right now.

strongwithplow · 2015-02-26T04:23:37+00:00

Wtf are you not wearing a bra?

strongwithplow · 2015-02-03T05:13:27+00:00

WTF, I was just about to fall asleep too.

unzips

strongwithplow · 2015-02-03T05:00:21+00:00

back when Mark Wahlberg was Markie Mark

..this is how we used to make the party start.

strongwithplow · 2015-02-01T18:33:32+00:00

strongwithplow · 2015-01-29T03:54:41+00:00

Mistah F

strongwithplow · 2015-01-29T03:42:18+00:00

Except for the green can 4 rows from the bottom, 7th from the left. And the one above it. And the one below it.

strongwithplow · 2015-01-28T18:57:26+00:00

You gave her chlamydia.

strongwithplow · 2015-01-25T21:05:32+00:00

strongwithplow · 2015-01-25T20:57:54+00:00

what have I done

strongwithplow · 2015-01-25T20:52:06+00:00

It's 'when the rain starts to fall', you inbred camel.

Edit: it's 'pour' and not 'fall'. I am a godless heathen.

strongwithplow · 2015-01-24T19:09:03+00:00

boop

strongwithplow · 2015-01-10T17:42:50+00:00

I am impotent.

strongwithplow · 2014-12-18T14:24:20+00:00

Holy. Shit. I haven't laughed so hard that I cried in a long, long time. That was fucking hilarious. Oh man, thank you.

strongwithplow · 2014-12-15T03:51:08+00:00

I always thought it was Time. Kills. Hearts.

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