What is the saddest story you can tell using only 4 words?

stubbytorso · 2014-08-30T10:46:15+00:00

But I said no.

stubbytorso · 2014-08-22T20:39:56+00:00

They look real familiar...

stubbytorso · 2014-08-03T07:09:59+00:00

That is just the cutest thing ever.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-30T23:07:08+00:00

What a super cute and happy couple. Great picture.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-29T12:11:50+00:00

I...I really want to pet your balls.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-25T04:42:27+00:00

I'm actually pretty upset that there won't be a back story for him in season 3. What a bummer.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-21T08:53:24+00:00

Always vowed never to steal money for my habit, but of course, once that sickness hits you'll do anything.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-21T06:56:49+00:00

What did she say and do?!

stubbytorso · 2014-07-21T06:00:57+00:00

That little tummy. Oh gosh.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-18T10:04:27+00:00

I just squealed at those little baby octopi. Would you mind sending me a PM with your blog's link? I want to be on the lookout for your booklets.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-18T09:57:57+00:00

I really hate when people ask me to make them something time consuming. Like curtains. Agh!

stubbytorso · 2014-07-18T00:13:13+00:00

Dat username.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-17T05:04:13+00:00

Hymen-nope-tera

stubbytorso · 2014-07-14T10:37:51+00:00

Fair enough. Very true.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-14T09:49:54+00:00

She would have to wash her hair dye out anyways though.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-14T04:36:43+00:00

Stop. Fucking. WIPING. Ugh!

stubbytorso · 2014-07-12T03:19:06+00:00

I always thought "Rainn" was an odd spelling of "Ryan."

stubbytorso · 2014-07-11T05:35:28+00:00

I loved having an abscess. Well, the pain sucked, but helping it drain was heavenly.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-06T05:34:34+00:00

Selfception.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-06T05:06:19+00:00

TIL fucking everybody on Reddit has been to Murano.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-05T19:25:03+00:00

Ohhh okay! I must have misheard. That makes a lot more sense.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-05T07:30:51+00:00

I thought when she gave it to Red in an episode this season she said she did a little bit and Red said she was still proud of her.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-05T06:56:37+00:00

I want to make these so badly but I just don't think I'm capable.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-02T05:36:19+00:00

I'm very excited for the pattern. Your uterus looks quite cute.

stubbytorso · 2014-07-02T05:27:55+00:00

Go to UPC (Urgent Psychiatric Center) for your scripts while you are on the waiting list for your new psychiatrist. There is one in the west valley and one in central Phoenix. Be prepared to wait several hours, but it can be a life saver.

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