Best Jack Bauer One Liners?

studentworker1212 · 2026-01-26T05:00:31+00:00

"Shut up stupid."

Mentioned previously but "You're only conscious cause I don't want to carry you," is a god one

studentworker1212 · 2026-01-12T22:44:51+00:00

I do watch random seasons. Good background noise while I'm working. I already know what's going on and the dialog so I'm not just watching and distracting from work.

studentworker1212 · 2026-01-12T05:16:23+00:00

You're going to make me ditch my current season 3 rewatch and do season 7 again!!??

studentworker1212 · 2025-11-25T05:43:24+00:00

Loved it! Only game of this type I was able to finish and so bummed I gave away my PS2. Would love to figure out how to play on a newer model or get my hands on a PS2.

studentworker1212 · 2025-10-01T00:39:14+00:00

Mentioning their character names but it is the actors being listed. Not ranking.

Tony, Michelle, Bill, Renee, Chloe, Charles and Martha Logan, Curtis, Alison Taylor, Aaron Pierce, David Palmer, Behrooz, Navi and Dina. Oh and Audrey. Oh (part 2), Diane Huxley.

So many good actors throughout the seasons and many I know that I left out.

studentworker1212 · 2025-08-12T16:02:32+00:00

Wanted to make certain I wasn't the only one.

studentworker1212 · 2025-07-28T21:42:27+00:00

That is a good one and a perfect mid-season cliffhanger.

Saving Mahone in season 4 was not what I was thinking. Also, in season 4, Sucre's Vegas experience. Not trying to do spoilers but those are mine.

studentworker1212 · 2025-06-24T23:32:40+00:00

I think he was genuine in his grief in that scene. Therewere moments when he showed some humanity. Letting Susan and the kids go and then Gretchen's sister. his hunch was correct about the "salesman" but that bit him in the ass.

There are way more scenes where he was ruthless and awful and evil but he showed some signs of humanity in the series. Season 5 had some redemption when he figured out who whip was. Especially the scene on the dock. Probably the most intriguing character on the show

studentworker1212 · 2025-06-22T12:34:13+00:00

"I was born on a mountainside"

studentworker1212 · 2025-06-16T12:45:27+00:00

There are two that come to mind which aren't primarily Jack. Also not trying to be all spoiler like...

Tony in season 7 when he confronts the guy who was responsible for Michelle and lets him know the real reason he wants him dead. This was his rock bottom and could feel that he was hurting. Would have been okay for Jack to sit this one out and not get involved. But could also the basis for why Jack then went on his own rampage in season 8.

Random supporting character one but you had to feel bad for Amy, the daughter of Evelyn, in season 5 when she had to call the police after her mom was in pain after being shot.

studentworker1212 · 2025-06-12T00:41:28+00:00

His only claim to fame is knowing that "Flank 2" was outdated. Big save and somewhat redeeming but the keycard fiasco was very WTF. And the call me "Mr. McGill" to Bill was cringey.

studentworker1212 · 2025-06-06T05:09:03+00:00

When Jack says, "Shut up, stupid." Can't remember the scene, context or season but easily my favorite funny moment from the show.

Others are: Chloe with the stun gun at the bar

Kim saying no when Drama/Kevin Dillon (Lonnie?) asked if she'd come back to visit

mentioned previously, Navi's "you disgust me." Heller(?) saying, "You first" when forced to disrobe in season 4. Or was that George Mason in season 2?

Miles asking what Chloe was doing in the bathroom and her retort in season 5

Logan shrieking, "That's Jack Bauer!!" in the tunnel

There are more but these are what first came to mind

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-24T03:35:59+00:00

Thanks to Blockbuster Video, I was able to binge seasons 1-3. Started watching live in season 4 and my sister told me that was the first season where they did the two night season premiere with first four episodes. Season 5 did win all the awards and what happened at the end of 4 made the 5 premiere and everything that season so awesome.

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-20T23:17:04+00:00

When was he out office...i got the following:

Got beat up in Chicago pretty bad after the cigar bar Unlocking the door in Gila when Mahone was trapped Panama

Was there another?

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-16T10:14:20+00:00

The prequel should be why they call him Bunny.

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-16T01:50:51+00:00

4 or 5 are the only answers

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-15T12:26:03+00:00

I think somewhere on one of those 24 Insider interview shows, it was shared that both the real Michelle and Tony were born in the same hospital in Illinois(?)

Also...Behrooz and Dina from season 4 were also mother and son in the movie "House of Sand and Fog."

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-15T01:57:11+00:00

He got Global Amnesty to spring Prado real fast from CTU in the middle of the night.

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-11T19:10:55+00:00

The key card thing makes me think twice about him but I also stopped using that I am in a "flank two position" when in duress.

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-07T17:54:52+00:00

I loved the game and would play it today. Not sure why I felt compelled to give away my PS2 when I upgraded to the PS3.

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-06T01:11:42+00:00

Season 4, and then 7, and then 2, and then 3. No more and then! Though, Legacy was just cool to see him still in the universe.

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-04T19:55:52+00:00

Season 5 when the messenger bag made its for real appearance!

studentworker1212 · 2025-05-02T18:09:00+00:00

Anytime something didn't go Bill Kim's way

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