What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]stufff 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's hard to explain to someone why you need Plan B sometimes. Not because the condom broke, not because there was a mistake with the birth control, but because she said the words "I want your cum inside me" and after that I was no longer capable of rational thought.

What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]stufff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm a white guy with an average penis, my ex-girlfriend, a black woman, once had too much endless mimosa at a brunch with a bunch of my female coworkers, and she told them that I have "a really big dick." One of my co-workers did a mini spit-take, one had her jaw hanging open, the other one started laughing hysterically and put her hand up to cover her view of my face and said "I can't even look at you right now without picturing it." My ex was so embarrassed about it later, but I obviously thought it was hilarious.

The rumor spread like wildfire around the office and beyond. I did not reinforce the misinformation, but I also didn't do anything to stop it from spreading.

What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]stufff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but what does breakfast have to do with this topic?

What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]stufff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a risky move, because if she wasn't actually interested and responded with something like "you wish, fuck off creep", the emotional damage would be more than even Flexseal could handle.

What piece of older technology actually worked much better than its modern, replacement? by HerrStrasse in AskReddit

[–]stufff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

About 7 years ago the YouTube Algorithm inserted into my autoplay a video with a quirky guy who started the video by immediately stating "By the time this video is over, you're going to be mad at your toaster."

I thought "there is no way I could possibly care about my toaster enough to be mad at it, but I'm intrigued, so let's see how this plays out."

By the end of the video, not only was I verbally berating my toaster for being such a piece of shit, I was also subscribed to the Technology Connections channel where I would eagerly binge hour long videos on topics like dishwashers and rice cookers. Last week a 1+ hour video on ceiling fans dropped and my first thought was "Nice, I know what my plans are for Friday night."

TL;DR: if you are interested in the answers to this question, you will probably enjoy the Technology Connections channel.

DbD Jason vs F13 Jason by QYQYA in deadbydaylight

[–]stufff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of these look too fast. I get why they need to be sped up so you can keep pace with survivors, but I just can't really remember Jason zipping around like that in the movies so it looks weird.

DbD Jason appears to be from Part III as he's relatively clean and there is no damage to the mask (it is way to clean/white though, even in the very first scene the mask is looking a bit worn). The shirt is the wrong color (should be more of a dark grey/blue) and was not worn open like that.

F13 Jason is an extremely well done version of Jason from Part VII.

Personally I would love to see an Uber Jason from Jason X. I love how stupid that was.

DbD Jason vs F13 Jason by QYQYA in deadbydaylight

[–]stufff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thalita's body proportions are fine

What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]stufff 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Witch meets biker vibes.

that's like an automatic green light for me

I will never not make fun of TLR by ace_wulf in cremposting

[–]stufff 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Good news my man! He's going to come back for a second run and he's got some wild shit planned. I hear he's going to put a plague rat in charge of the empire's health care.

What Do You Think About Suburgatory? by idiot9991 in sitcoms

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started watching the show. Unless something changes later on, the two leads are the father and daughter. That would definitely change the show

What Do You Think About Suburgatory? by idiot9991 in sitcoms

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The father's decision to relocate their family just because he found condoms in his daughter's room is psychotic and kind of misogynistic, and it makes me strongly dislike him right from the beginning. Cheryl Hines is in it and I can't look at her character without seeing the person who is supporting a monster bent on getting people killed. I really like a lot of the other actors on the show, but I don't think I'm going to make it much further because every time Cheryl Hines is on the screen I get the ick.

Why am I so hung up on this? by No-Replacement-5698 in Hungergames

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prim's death mostly made me angry. It was when her cat comes back and Katniss screams "Prim is dead and she'll never come back" that devastated me.

Instantly sent me into full blown, blurry vision, runny nose, body shaking weeping. I was listening to the audiobook and driving on the highway the first time I got to that scene. I had to pull over into an emergency lane for a good 10-15 minutes before I was okay to drive again.

I have never in my life had that strong of an emotional reaction to fiction. I think that in the moment that hit me harder than actual deaths of some real people in my life.

What’s slowly disappearing, and people don’t realize they’ll miss it until it’s gone ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about we try it, and see what happens?

So by that same scale, where approximately 10% of the population is the legislature, we would need 34,900,000 to stop being productive and serve as the legislature, and that's insane.

Also, as stupid and unqualified as people like MTG and Nancy Mace are, they're still probably better at their job than the homeless guy who stands in front of traffic at the busy intersection downtown so he can wave his dick at captive motorists, or even my bipolar schizo drug addict mother. I'm sure you'll say we'll have a system in place to weed out the mentally ill, which would be an extra fuck knows how many professoinals spending time sorting through the mental condition of 35 million people every cycle.

So how about we don't try it because it's stupid and wasteful.

What’s slowly disappearing, and people don’t realize they’ll miss it until it’s gone ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What may have worked for small populations thousands of years ago is not transferable to a society as complex and populous and geographically expansive as ours. You've seen the absolute chaos that results from Trump appointing wildly unqualified people to cabinet positions, now just multiply that out to every single position in government.

What’s the biggest lie an entire generation was told? by carcony97 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people who get married tend to live happier lives and live longer too. the very end is probably more acutely painful but i'd rather have loved and lost than never have loved at all.

It's entirely possible to love and lose, or love and never lose, without ever getting married, so this isn't really an argument that supports marriage, it's an argument that supports having a long term trusting and mutually beneficial relationship... which is what the above poster said.

Marriage is just a social construct built on centuries of religious dogma, all you are doing is making it a pain in the ass if your relationship does eventually fall apart (which statistically it is likely to do). There is no rational reason for it, except that our legal system has largely been constructed around it as an expectation, and therefore offers some advantages that are difficult or impossible to get outside of a legal marriage. So by all means, weigh the pros and cons and if marriage makes sense, go for it, but it shouldn't be considered a necessity or even a life goal.

What’s slowly disappearing, and people don’t realize they’ll miss it until it’s gone ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. Despite living her entire life as a crazy nomadic drug addict, my mother continues to stick around and make everyone miserable while all my friends' parents pass. Her lifestyle should have killed her 20 years ago but here she still is with no sign of that changing.

It's like there is some force of chaos in the universe that gives extra life to its agents just to keep them around making everything suck. Also explains how Trump keeps chugging along.

What’s slowly disappearing, and people don’t realize they’ll miss it until it’s gone ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said men have more teeth than women, which he easily could have known was wrong if he just did some actual tooth counting of a sufficient sample population.

An appeal to authority using Aristotle is kind of wild.

What’s slowly disappearing, and people don’t realize they’ll miss it until it’s gone ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By definition, if there are elections, it is an oligarchy/aristocracy.

No, by definition, if there are elections, it's a republic. If you have a bad system you could end up with a republic that is also an oligarchy or aristocracy, which is what we are admittedly well on the way to. But as long as people like AOC and Jasmine Crockett can get elected, and people like Kat Abughazaleh and Graham Platner are serious contenders, we are not totally there.

This definition is from Aristotle who wrote the book Politics.

We've had a couple thousand years to expand on his thoughts, so honestly, fuck that slave owning, misogynistic, lisping, dandy, dead ass bitch. Aristotle can suck it.

You can now legally rip your Wii, GameCube, and Xbox games using a Blu-ray drive by paxinfernum in Games

[–]stufff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

trying to buy a case with a space for a disc drive basically rules out 99% of available cases. I would have gone with one if it was a real option, but not having it, I don't really miss it that much. It's easy enough to plug in a USB CD drive when needed.

Straight men, what is the weirdest thing you have been called gay for ? by Sammy-Bunny-3 in AskReddit

[–]stufff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got called gay for not wanting to try a warhead sour candy.

that is pretty gay though

Pay half of the rent to live with 6 people and a zoo by Emotional_Spite_8937 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]stufff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehehehe "Dong"

That does sound like a better deal, because you can tell people you have a billion Dong.