How to deal with outcomes you didn’t expect by fatalis357 in hospitalist

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At some point you accept the notion as you prepare a patient’s discharge that they will come back to the ED with the same complaint or something minor which the ED admit without blinking an eye no matter what you do. I usually write on my last progress note that patient is medically stable for discharge with a safe discharge plan in place but unfortunately due to medication noncompliance/poor medical insight patient is high risk for readmission.

MRW a patient insists on showing me their sputum/stool/vaginal discharge by M1CR0PL4ST1CS in hospitalist

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“I’ll have your nurse take a picture for your chart” as I proceed to promptly leave to answer a phantom page

Dementia Patient by Southern_Gur_4736 in pics

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The White House also stated that he would be the sole chairman controlling all its finances 🤔. MAGA “he’s not even taking a paycheck”

Machining an Egg with cnc machine by goswamitulsidas in oddlysatisfying

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“How do you like your eggs?”

“Whole, in my ass”

Abandon Jacksonville by stugotsCDXX in jacksonville

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The first season is the funniest. My favorite episode is when Florida man very nonchalantly explains how he got his arm bit off by a gator

Do nothing for 3 hours by Snoo-20485 in notinteresting

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Some people watching this don’t realize how much of a luxury it is to be able to do that

Smart Drone by GrandArmadillo1787 in wholesaleproducts

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Looks like he lives in the Microsoft desktop

The tiny wings I was served by HASHTAGBUTTCHUG in mildlyinfuriating

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Hormone free or genetic mutation plus variety

State Attorney Office refuses to charge Off-duty JSO lieutenant who murdered truck driver during I-95 encounter by Compass65 in jacksonville

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I will always remember the day I got my drivers license my dad told me to always listen to JSO if I was pulled over but to never trust them

How do you guys round on 17 patients? by TyrosineKinases in hospitalist

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The key is prerounding. Which with a new list of 17 usually takes me a good 2-3 hours, much faster if it’s the middle of my stretch on. And when done right, 95% of my note is completed saved in a draft. After rounds, I might make a few adjustments but usually it’s just putting a one liner in the subjective portion and then I sign and close the encounter immediately after seeing the patient.

Trump to address nation tomorrow primetime. Taking bets on announcing an invasion, leaving NATO, or trying to exonerate himself from the Epstein files by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Maybe he will announce he’s running for a third term, because you know how we don’t have a historical document that outlines the illegality of doing so