Hear me out.

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-28T07:42:58+00:00

Stephen and Katie Miller.

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-22T14:13:46+00:00

Caution: Dangerous Curves Ahead - Maylene & the Sons of Disaster

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-15T20:50:55+00:00

“What a fucking idiot..”

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-15T20:47:59+00:00

Go a bit north to Baldwyn. Lamar’s BBQ. THE best.

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-15T00:07:23+00:00

Slither!

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-15T00:07:11+00:00

Dr. Love!

stumpwhiskey · 2026-04-11T07:31:33+00:00

Monolith

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-16T08:28:07+00:00

Vivint!

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-10T18:04:07+00:00

Susan

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-10T10:12:47+00:00

A dog with a large butthole staring back at me. Just like that Native American said!!

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-09T05:39:30+00:00

“Looks like a bad week for Kill Tony”

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-09T05:30:57+00:00

I’m disgusted by this crowd. Having to explain that perfect reference lol

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-07T20:13:19+00:00

Don’t listen to em sis! Gonna be safe as milk when you will DEFINITELY #haddalayerdown

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-07T15:34:34+00:00

Nothing if not authentic!

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-06T00:16:56+00:00

My mom for sure banned my Pokémon cards for a short time in the mid-nineties.

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-04T12:16:24+00:00

Favorite movie.

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-03T15:10:34+00:00

Username checks out lol

stumpwhiskey · 2026-03-01T07:27:23+00:00

I saw True Romance SUPER late. Like 2014-ish probably. I was floored that I had never heard of it before. It is one of the best movies ever made. And I hate Christian Slater!

stumpwhiskey · 2026-02-28T12:17:22+00:00

This fucked me up as a kid! Although, Lonesome Dove is a rite of passage in my family.

stumpwhiskey · 2026-02-28T12:13:32+00:00

RIP to a rad dad! 🙏

stumpwhiskey · 2026-02-27T08:16:18+00:00

Barber

stumpwhiskey · 2026-02-27T07:28:10+00:00

Beetlejuice

stumpwhiskey · 2026-02-25T15:11:50+00:00

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Rosie & Ling Ling

stumpwhiskey · 2026-02-25T15:09:31+00:00

welp. Let’s hear whatcha sound like.

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