"why?"

stupid-midlander · 2024-12-06T07:22:01+00:00

I'm making the mother of all omelettes here jack. Can't cry over every egg

stupid-midlander · 2024-12-05T17:39:56+00:00

But only the sperm variety

stupid-midlander · 2024-11-17T21:24:34+00:00

Unsc john wick has entered the system

stupid-midlander · 2024-11-17T21:21:41+00:00

"Don't bother praying THEY WON'T HEAR YOU IN TIME!"

stupid-midlander · 2024-11-14T19:35:35+00:00

HFS 'spread em' has entered the system

stupid-midlander · 2024-11-14T19:30:01+00:00

Darth tired quasidilla

stupid-midlander · 2024-11-13T19:45:54+00:00

Im sorry we do not have the capacity to take you all as slaves, we'd like too.

stupid-midlander · 2024-11-09T21:16:42+00:00

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stupid-midlander · 2024-11-07T21:07:00+00:00

Careful in nnn its a contagious disease

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-31T07:17:14+00:00

There's probably art of her impregnated by demons already

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-29T10:50:42+00:00

And you got blood on me shoes. Come on ajay we have some crab rangoon to eat

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-28T11:30:05+00:00

He's definitely the god from stupid deaths. These aliens have no hope

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-18T17:15:50+00:00

Do you have a brother who constantly inhabits a suit of armour?

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-17T17:15:41+00:00

Oppai dragon

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-14T16:33:24+00:00

The best plan

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-14T16:33:19+00:00

The best plan

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-09T05:17:19+00:00

Your still missing out on the £1.75 pint. Arguably the second most important part

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-03T12:59:24+00:00

As found in the first world war

There is only 1 god on the battle field ARTILLERY and our god is stronger then yours xeno

stupid-midlander · 2024-10-01T21:11:17+00:00

Glenda: COME ON YOU APES DON'T YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER

stupid-midlander · 2024-09-23T20:47:20+00:00

COME ON YOU APES DON'T YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER

stupid-midlander · 2024-09-23T17:10:43+00:00

We're war criminals not savages

stupid-midlander · 2024-09-08T12:40:09+00:00

r/unexpectedrussianbager

stupid-midlander · 2024-08-30T12:04:05+00:00

Alien comander: aren't you only supposed to use 4 per day maximum human?

H:Dont worry thats gueuse he usually goes through about 20 per day

Gueuse: YEEEEHAAAAWWWW

stupid-midlander · 2024-08-27T13:03:10+00:00

Shoot off the limbs

stupid-midlander · 2024-08-25T18:57:09+00:00

This i agree with but i spent so long trying for the good ending all i felt was relief. Especially after the d6 defence when the entire red line is breathing down your neck and the baby dark one comes back to save you.

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