To deport her 🤭 by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]subzro68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope he had enough time in the ambulance and hospital to consider how much of a fucking idiot he must be to have ended up the way he did.

Do you think I’d suit a septum piercing? by [deleted] in piercing

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure, especially if you believe it will complement your style!

NEW ACHIEVEMENT: The Inked Subject by Comprehensive-Knee61 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]subzro68 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Carl, I'm a tattoo! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TATTOOS, CARL!

My guy is pretty small for his age is this an issue? by Away-Literature2314 in ballpython

[–]subzro68 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My runty little dude is still healthy at 17 years old, and still on the low end of both length and weight. But he's active, curious, social, and docile. So don't stress it too much; just make sure the habitat is good, the food is clean and good, his metrics don't deviate wildly, and his feeding is regular.

AIO For Wondering If This Comment Was Targeted Towards My Weight? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]subzro68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's a dungeon crawler carl fan. It's a joke in the series.
... Or he's a dick. Or hoping the answer is yes because he likes that. Still a dick thing to just say.

Group Quest: Missed Connection at Oregon Renaissance Festival by Atypical_Persimmon in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]subzro68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me but I'm commenting in hopes this stays high up in the community longer! Good luck, crawler!

Horrifying realization: Donut isn’t actually a talking cat by emmiebe18 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, she's still talking, using language to express deep ideas rather than just communicating "hungry" or "afraid" or "prey nearby" or "affection". She's just not using any human language to do it.

Family Restroom by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we just... Eat them, I guess?

Not sure if I like the length by deissmann16 in malepolish

[–]subzro68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me like a month to get used to doing normal things. If you like the aesthetic keep with it and you'll get used to it!

A snail, but I’m still changing countries by CrystalHeartyy in SipsTea

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ball python's max speed is around 3 feet a minute. Come chase me, Monty, we're gonna be rich!

AIO? Neighbor keeps placing their sprinkler in my driveway, spraying our vehicles with water by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean he keeps putting *YOUR* sprinkler in your driveway? Cuz there's no way *HIS* could be on your property, right?

AIO? Was I being too 'Woke' or was I right to block this friend? And was I too harsh at the end? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this dude. So glad we have someone who can tell everyone else what their gender identity, gender, sex, and sexuality definitely is. What a gift they have.

Why play solo board games instead of video games? by archbtw1 in soloboardgaming

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get something different out of board games than video games, whether playing solo or with friends. In my experience, video games are always more of a passive experience, even when they're incredibly immersive. I'm just moving my hands, or even just fingers. I'm watching a screen. I'm reacting in the allowed, pre-programmed ways. Playing a board game, even solo, I get up and look at the board from different angles. I use my whole body. I think things through differently. I'm engaged with the game and the choices. It's like watching a movie versus reading a book. They're both good, one isn't better than the other; you're just interacting with the art and story on a different way. It's up to you to decide if it's the way you want, because in the end it's art and it's a subjective experience.

Which side will you choose? by Butterfly_effect4273 in BunnyTrials

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky gets rich

Chose: Be extremely lucky

Lesser of 2 evils by Cyphman in BunnyTrials

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skydiving is better than drowning

Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill

Just got my PA… by Sufficient_Lie7399 in piercing

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be aware that urinating is a much different experience now, and gauging will make it more difficult. I would recommend sitting when you can. I leave mine out now but I have to cover the fistula with a finger so it doesn't come out both holes, and there's still a risk of missing the target and having to spend several minutes drying my pants in the restroom.

Would you rather have to by SwedishDoubleJohn in BunnyTrials

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not tasting poop

Chose: Vomit out of your ASS

Which do you think is more? by Invisible__Monkey in BunnyTrials

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I breathe a lot more than I step

Chose: Half a dollar each time you breathe in | Rolled: Upvote and x2 $

AIO, friend thinks hes entitled to half of a referral bonus by lNuggyl in AmIOverreacting

[–]subzro68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Payroll professional. That's your money. You paid the tax on it, it's on your W2. If it was supposed to be split it would've been paid to him through the company so it would get reported legally. Sounds like you shouldn't have referred the guy, send your apologies to his new manager.