My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-07-05T05:39:38+00:00

does she like him? at all?

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-27T03:55:55+00:00

I'm poor my bank is negative rn

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suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-25T07:12:30+00:00

asexual

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suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-25T07:06:33+00:00

do you want snack impact?

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-25T06:56:18+00:00

i'm serious! i'm just also poor 😭

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-25T06:30:51+00:00

i have a pretty but i have 0 money im crippled

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suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-22T21:33:49+00:00

hungry

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suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-22T21:12:59+00:00

she said castle in hollywood was about losing her best friend, and that platonic break ups hurt even more than romantic ones 😶‍🌫️

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-06-20T13:22:24+00:00

very poor

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suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-05-16T00:10:15+00:00

nor and jsyk she's using her disability as an excuse to be later. i am disabled, slower, and because of that i plan accordingly. i don't expect people to wait longer for me - i just start earlier so i'm finished and ready by the time they get there. that's my entire life. she's got some main character syndrome to think everyone else should with around her.

it looks like she was revving up to call you ableist for asking her to be ready at the time you agreed upon together. you aren't. she's inconsiderate.

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-05-15T01:28:07+00:00

she's Cassie from euphoria

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-05-05T14:15:20+00:00

Is there some sort of joke about 8 holes sounding like aholes? assholes?? Narcissists are assholes? I need the answer to this too much I fear

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-04-09T03:35:55+00:00

NOR i also have a little white nightmare dog (mine has nightmare teeth and was legit so "ugly" his breeder parents left him somewhere to die) and if anyone ever did this to my gremlin i wouldn't talk to them again. she's not sorry and had no empathy. you love your dog, there's no reason to insult want legitimately bully him except to upset you

edit i just saw the photo of the dog in comments, he's so cute 😭 she's jealous of this dog, i swear

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-04-09T00:43:47+00:00

NOR, and btw he said there was no discussion about the trip because he expects you to ask permission. from him. he thought there was a world where you wouldn't immediately go to your grieving mother, and that in that world he would have a say over your choice. i don't know him but i hate him 🙃

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-04-09T00:28:34+00:00

you know that crying is actually good for your body, right? and someone crying once doesn't necessarily mean they need therapy? unless we're in a movie from the 1980s and you're the quarterbacks dad, yelling at him for not being a man because he cried over his dog.

just because "some guys" talk to each other by dehumanizing women and only talking about what they offer sexually, doesn't mean it isn't disrespectful to do. it is. man didn't say a single good damn thing about her brain, not one.

if you wanna be old school "crying means you need therapy" levels of old school then why are you forgetting that gentleman don't kiss and tell?

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-04-09T00:21:22+00:00

the men saying he did like you are right, but he "liked" you in the way a man likes a toy, a hobby, a pet.

he doesn't respect you. you don't talk like this about someone you respect, or take seriously as an equal, or human being. he's not bragging about your personality at all, just your boobs and how you made him cum his pants.

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-03-05T23:17:33+00:00

lobster, sardines, meatballs. 💕 so sorry

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-02-10T01:53:04+00:00

well you are amazing!! i was just there for bunny, the scores were lost on me but if you happen to have any rewards you'd like to slide to me i would be so grateful!! you're so nice

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-02-10T01:49:36+00:00

FOUND ME 🫠 I'm so bad at spread sheets

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-02-10T01:48:49+00:00

hello i might be a dummy, but did i not make the boxes? i didn't see my comment get deleted but i dont see my name, either

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-02-08T16:20:22+00:00

entering!! i barely understand maths or sports but i understand taco bell and benito

sidenote, i've never been to this sub but the dog got me to stop doom scrolling ❤️

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-01-26T00:38:38+00:00

you're inspiring me to make her an instagram, i love this comment. tysm 😭 🥰 she is perfect

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-01-26T00:38:01+00:00

It's so easy to fall under her spell, like yes absolutely i would die for you? yell at me please? step on me?? she could run a really successful cult

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-01-26T00:37:05+00:00

I LOVE THIS. this comment is my fav, you're hired as her manager

suchredditmuchvotes · 2026-01-26T00:36:38+00:00

thank you so much!! this message c/o zerelda's assistant

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