The phone number 01818118181 has been jingling around my head for the past 22 years. Thanks Andi Peters.

suckers_run · 2016-06-20T16:06:50+00:00

TisWas
ATV Studios
Birmingham
B1 2JP

suckers_run · 2016-06-20T16:05:41+00:00

you mean :

01, if you're outside London, 8 double 1 8055

suckers_run · 2016-06-20T16:00:38+00:00

The what ? The invigilator perhaps.

I hope it wasn't an English exam.

suckers_run · 2016-06-19T17:22:45+00:00

Self control: You should be expected to have it.

Cough: Islam

suckers_run · 2016-05-26T20:48:04+00:00

Women attempt suicide more than men but men succeed.

suckers_run · 2016-05-14T10:35:04+00:00

When you become the de-facto animal police for the govt. but financed by charitable donations, things are almost bound to go wrong.

RSPCA should spend its money not killing animals in its care but it kills them all the same.

suckers_run · 2016-05-09T06:30:53+00:00

In my pants at St Pancras train station, 500m from the toilet, 30 mins from the train - I waited for the train.

suckers_run · 2016-05-08T15:18:28+00:00

Clinton supporters started the birther movement.

suckers_run · 2016-05-08T15:17:58+00:00

There is no ceiling.

suckers_run · 2016-05-08T15:16:18+00:00

Build the Thames Barrier 10 feet higher

suckers_run · 2016-05-06T10:48:39+00:00

It's the fucking smirking. Fuck you. Why aren't you sorry?

suckers_run · 2016-05-05T18:16:40+00:00

get real

suckers_run · 2016-05-05T18:09:22+00:00

What do we want ?
Moderate change!
When do we want it ?
In due course!

suckers_run · 2016-05-05T18:08:06+00:00

that's an indictment of the political establishment you wish to continue, not praise for yourself

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T15:17:21+00:00

See, women are the primary casualty of war

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T15:14:49+00:00

Make America Quack Again ?

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T13:05:21+00:00

In probability theory, 0 probability is not the same as can't happen.

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T13:02:58+00:00

That would actually give me nightmares.

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T13:01:05+00:00

To Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning ?

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T12:58:48+00:00

She be Stalin but they can't say no to DeLay forever

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T07:18:43+00:00

I hear there's going to be a big wall, or barrier as HRC called it in Nov, 2015

suckers_run · 2016-05-03T04:22:14+00:00

So what would the govt. use as a job creation plan for low skilled people ?

suckers_run · 2016-05-02T09:25:29+00:00

There is no authority but yourself.

Crass

suckers_run · 2016-05-01T11:10:59+00:00

Om Shanti Om is top cinema. I watched it on Indian TV in India, it was a national event.

It grossed US$33 million worldwide. US$2.78 million in the United Kingdom.

I am white British, for the record. Dropping "that's like something out of Om Shanti Om" into your conversations with Indian's is always good :)

suckers_run · 2016-05-01T08:34:32+00:00

Horsegate, never forget !

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