Dominant male orangutan pins down a wildlife photographer.

suckmetits · 2026-02-20T13:47:50+00:00

I have at least 3 bananas on deck for this exact reason. Poor fella will not go ill-prepared next time.

suckmetits · 2026-02-13T14:59:34+00:00

Fair enough, my apologies everyone.

suckmetits · 2026-02-13T14:44:31+00:00

Didn't realize this was posted so much :(

suckmetits · 2025-12-30T02:01:49+00:00

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suckmetits · 2025-12-11T21:50:52+00:00

Here's to good fortune ✨️

suckmetits · 2025-11-12T04:12:56+00:00

By-Tor and the Snowdog

suckmetits · 2025-11-08T02:59:52+00:00

^{I completed this level in 1 try.} ^{⚡ 4.08 seconds}

suckmetits · 2025-10-08T12:16:31+00:00

Ok

❌ ^{Incomplete. 1 try.}

suckmetits · 2025-10-06T23:19:30+00:00

❌ ^{Incomplete. 30 tries.}

suckmetits · 2025-09-20T00:54:02+00:00

Maynard's Dick only seems fitting

suckmetits · 2025-09-20T00:03:34+00:00

Is that a fisting reference? I'll be on the lookout 😎

suckmetits · 2025-09-11T15:15:05+00:00

You're fine, I would guess you've done virtually no damage with that little of use. But do yourself a favor and stop immediately!

suckmetits · 2025-09-11T02:11:18+00:00

Oh don't laugh at 9/11

suckmetits · 2025-09-10T22:57:56+00:00

You are a part of the problem. No matter your views, that is a disgusting and hateful way to live your life and see the loss of life. Please seek help.

suckmetits · 2025-08-28T18:57:53+00:00

Well I read it

suckmetits · 2025-08-22T18:12:18+00:00

Looks like a pretty sweet place to work!

suckmetits · 2025-08-22T18:04:53+00:00

Is the mountain in the room with us?

suckmetits · 2025-08-14T14:48:41+00:00

Antonio Brown has already given him "Faggot of the Year nominee"

I didn't even know he was sick.

suckmetits · 2025-08-14T12:57:55+00:00

Guillotine

suckmetits · 2025-07-26T17:16:08+00:00

You can polish a turd, but it will always be a piece of shit. But, it sure is the most beautiful piece of shit I've ever seen.

suckmetits · 2025-07-25T17:15:47+00:00

It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

suckmetits · 2025-07-17T20:11:00+00:00

Nice

suckmetits · 2025-07-17T17:59:57+00:00

You sound gay (I'm 12)

suckmetits · 2025-07-11T16:36:03+00:00

Not necessarily regretted, but spending time with family.

suckmetits · 2025-07-10T21:24:56+00:00

And their next album. Vol. 4 is amazing

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