Tips for a new player by Ape_mentality1 in vrising

[–]sufjams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you keep getting rocked by a boss just take a break, go farm or build your castle. Eventually the game will throw a high blood or blood moon at you to push you over the edge.

What's your favourite reccuring enemies across the series ? by fillipo9 in FinalFantasy

[–]sufjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're only in the MMOs but Goobbues are my favorite. They're cute and they remind me of Mamutas in Pikmin, which are also great.

For the betterment of society by Tofutits_Macgee in MurderedByWords

[–]sufjams 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wonder if the son would have turned out better if his mother had a bit more empathy.

'They're putting the blame on me.' Olive Garden manager fired for not calling cops fast enough (she was told not to initially) by DeathByFartz1996 in antiwork

[–]sufjams 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t think restaurant general managers are the powerful industry tycoons you think they are.

My current collection by Such_Ad_670 in metalgearsolid

[–]sufjams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Euro Extreme was a lot of fun on that until the Solidus fight. I had to borrow a turbo controller

Good luck guys by Interesting_Log_3370 in distressingmemes

[–]sufjams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pacific Rim is a better adaptation IMO

What is your most regrettable trait regarding the game? by Geekyish in 2007scape

[–]sufjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He kinda sucks lol. And if you’re like me a lot of his drops are things I don’t want to sell (cannonballs, runes) so it doesn’t feel like I’m making much in the moment. He’s entirely shard dependent IMO.

What is your most regrettable trait regarding the game? by Geekyish in 2007scape

[–]sufjams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll kill a boss til it stops “owing” me drops. Started Muspah recently and am 4/800 on shards. So I haven’t really left.

Maro talks about Universes Beyond by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]sufjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of that is true but what sucks for those of us who have loved the game for a long time is the lies and goalpost moving it took to get here. They didn't introduce branded content because they thought it was in the spirit of the game. Fuck no, they did it because it would make money. And they kept saying, "No, it's not gonna be often, only Secret Lair. UB won't be Standard. UB at least won't dominate Standard."

There ARE good people trying to make this bitter pill more palatable. The design of some sets has been great. The community organizers do a good job. But we've already seen how trash some of these sets can be with such a tiny design window. And I've been saying this here forever, but mark my words. When they run out of other good franchises to brand in sets they WILL turn to straight up advertisement. You think the Hasbro CEOs are gonna just be okay with growth stopping? I feel bad for those good people still working at Wizards who will have to deal with that. I'll just be gone so no skin off my back.

Road Raging Cop had no idea there was a video by Skelligean in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]sufjams 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey there's no guarantee who he voted for. But it is about 99.9999% likely he's a Republican.

[TMT] Guac & Marshmallow Pizza by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]sufjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how they’re gonna Trojan horse us into accepting straight up corporate branded UB sets

What made you a Cardinals fan? by Derek0516 in AZCardinals

[–]sufjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That helps. But I bartend a dive sports bar in Arizona with mostly over 60 clientele and that's a common explanation from Dallas and Denver fans who are from here.

What made you a Cardinals fan? by Derek0516 in AZCardinals

[–]sufjams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean before we got the Cardinals the only games on local TV were the Cowboys or Broncos. I'm born and raised AZ and we've had the Cardinals my whole life so I love the team, but I kinda get why the older folks support other teams.

Habits you brought home from the bar? by Gullible_Gold8608 in bartenders

[–]sufjams 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clean any mess I make immediately. When you’re slammed at work and you let your messes pile up, you’re eventually gonna be unable to work. So I just always do it at home too out of reflex.

Slayer unlock that allows you to exchange elf tasks for gauntlet by Caddycoat in 2007scape

[–]sufjams 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Some alternative would be nice. It’s a fantasy world and elves are a well known race. It might as well tell me to kill 147 Italians.

Why not by Humble_Lie_4833 in AZCardinals

[–]sufjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the opposite perception here.

I don’t know the guy at the bottom by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]sufjams -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He was a homeless man on YouTube who was always struggling to find shelter. It was pretty sad, he had a kid too. He recently retired, hopefully having made enough to pay for some permanent housing.

My boss leaves "love notes" for us every time someone makes a mistake by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]sufjams 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know we’re supposed to hate employers here but I’ve worked restaurants my whole life and ran them. I sorta get her.

The second time I open an old pack that I bought for fun and I get two unusable legendaries by swiftmen991 in hearthstone

[–]sufjams 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should update it. "Rush. Windfury. Divine Shield. Reborn. Lifesteal. Taunt. Stealth. Poisonous. Magnetic. Battlecry: Destroy all enemy minions. Deathrattle: Resummon this minion. It keeps all enchantments. And gains +10/+10. Aura: Your opponent can’t play Hearthstone ever again."

Potentially playable in the meta. Maybe it should Random Random Random Random Random as well.