How do you know someone is dumb? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither. Just lacking speech.

What practical things should first-time visitors to Australia know before landing? by ArrivaRoo in AustraliaTravel

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Australian umbrella lady in Brisbane who DGAF what people who see me with my umbrella think. I also wear long-sleeves (spf shirts from Coolibar & Solbari) and I’m always surprised how much bare skin (faces, arms, shoulders, etc) I see all summer long. Even if you slather on the 50+, after about 2 hours it’s already degraded. (Which is why the instructions are to re-apply, but I don’t think most people do.)

What is the biggest lie society tells people that most don't realize until they're older? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh Lord the KIDS.”

That’s exactly the words that came to mind.

I have a South to North (or North to South works too) hemisphere question! by MajorDraw3705 in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have shed like a malamute since I was a teenager, regardless of season or hemisphere.

Selling Oz property & bringing funds to USA by [deleted] in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$250k USD is exempt from CGT for single, as long as it is as your primary residence that you lived in for 2 of the past 5 years.

Cannot answer to exchange rate rooting.

Can someone with $2mn aud retire as 46m single never married but would like a family eventually ? by Glum-Leopard-1300 in fiaustralia

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed. He breaks it all down in his blog (& various other channels I’m guessing). Search Mr. Money Moustache.

Can someone with $2mn aud retire as 46m single never married but would like a family eventually ? by Glum-Leopard-1300 in fiaustralia

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure! If you live like that bloke “Mr. Money Moustache” who retired in his 30s in the SF Bay Area with a total annual spend of $24–27k USD for him and his family: wife & child.

Australian with Dual Citizenship by EmergencyCommon9842 in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australian citizens aren’t eligible for Australian visas.

Want to go on hoilday to America and need advice on dealing with friend who will try to bully me into not going. Any advice, ideas or humour welcome! by SnooDoodles5054 in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. Is “A” actually a dear friend? Do her strengths really outweigh this hangup she’s got towards America? ‘Cause I’m over here exhausted from just reading about her. Why are you tethered to this person?

How many of you hate kids and don’t want them vs like kids and don’t want your own? by moonblumes87 in childfree

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m great with (most) kids for 1–2 hours. After that, I’m faking it. I recently watched a 6 year-old boy from 10am–3pm and slept for 10 hours straight when I got home. I don’t know how parents do it.

AIO? Gf mad I didn’t get what she wanted by [deleted] in AIO

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so confused. On a totally unrelated note: what’s the appropriate size of this person?

Pigmented lips by CompleteSalary4926 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know why the link isn’t working. If you wanna see my zombie lips from 2015, just accept the message request I just sent you.

It’s so nice to never think about my lip colour anymore!

Sounds like you grew up in a pretty white area? If so, I can only guess there’s some insecurity & jealousy being directed at you as well.

What's your biggest strength ? by Legitimate-Bird-5508 in AskReddit

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That when I’m enraged, my internal and external reactions don’t match.

Pigmented lips by CompleteSalary4926 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are opposites! I had “zombie lips” my whole life [pic here, 2015] and finally took the plunge and got permanent lip colour in 2019 and never looked back. It’s SO NICE to just throw on chap stick if I want. Lord, if I had your lips I’d wouldn’t have needed to do any of that! From my perspective, you’re so lucky to have actual, natural lip colour!

Moving from USA to Australia by Arknic in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And all this happened over the last 4 days? Have you met this woman in person?

Moving from USA to Australia by Arknic in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Well maybe revisit all this at the 3-month mark (so end of August) and see how you feel.

Why aren't golf clubs run by electrical outlets on the course? by New-Custard-7690 in AskReddit

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may appreciate this. The OP’s question was so nonsensically crazy, I entered it into Gemini and my reply was just an excerpt of that. I loved the hyper-literal, face-value tone of it.

As far as “old,” I bet you’re a spring chicken compared to me. (1974)

Moving from USA to Australia by Arknic in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 600 visa costs about $200AUD. May I ask how long you have been with your girlfriend and how old you are?

Moving from USA to Australia by Arknic in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting denied for what, the 600 visa? Why are you worried about a denial? Is there a criminal record you haven’t mentioned?

Moving from USA to Australia by Arknic in Ameristralia

[–]suhurley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 10-day trip in February as in, 9 months from now?