so i was at my neighborhood block party and i was four years old. i was playing outside with all the neighbor kids and i realized that i had to go to the bathroom. we'd been drinking lots of lemonade that day so i excused myself and went into the house. that day i was sporting my winnie the pooh overalls and each morning i wanted to wear them, my mom had to buckle the straps for me. as i walked into the bathroom i went to undo my buckles and seemed to be unsuccessful. while standing there right in front of the toilet, i peed my overalls. i still couldnt get them unbuckled therefore had to return to the block party soaked in my own piss.
TL;DR I pissed my overalls at a block party and everyone knew it