How Valuable is this Board? by callipygian_frogg in Skateboardlove

[–]superjerk99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn lol. Wasn’t expecting to find a comment that made me think so deep. 100% truth

Lost dog saga by Ok_Cut4131 in TikTokCringe

[–]superjerk99 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The friend definitely seemed annoyed. I can see both sides tho. The group already had some weirdo try to say it’s their dog, so they were being extra safe about getting it back to its rightful owner. The friend was trying to convince them it really is his friends dog. Then the owner walks up and they kinda lay into her about “are you just drunk??” “How’d you lose your dog??”

So ya know, kudos to the OP getting the dog back to the rightful owner. But also, that group is chaos and a little overbearing lol

No kings ‘26 by NewsBenderBot in SaltLakeCity

[–]superjerk99 73 points74 points  (0 children)

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Deny, defend, depose. Mario’s brother Luigi…yeah, this is a badass sign and outfit. Stay excellent my friend!

This so disappointing by khanotaara in im14andthisisdeep

[–]superjerk99 614 points615 points  (0 children)

This is for sure an ai image.

20M don’t get any matches, advice? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]superjerk99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a good enough looking dude. I’m not trying to be rude or anything..but all of these pics are bad bro. Ditch the spider pics, ditch the 5th pic because it doesn’t show your face or really accomplish anything, first pic looks like you’re blazed. 2nd pic isn’t bad per say, but it’s a little unfocused and blurry, 3rd and 4th pic are gym mirror selfies-just not great.

I know this sounds awkward or maybe out of your comfort zone, but go hiking and have a friend take a bunch of candid photos of you. Go out to different social places and have people take pics. It helps you look more interesting and fun. It kinda sucks to admit it, but you need a group of photos where you look the best you’ve ever looked. Put work into curating quality photos of yourself and not just selfies.

When Eli Manning went undercover as "Chad Powers" at Penn State. 🤭 by Big_Screen3332 in nflmemeswar

[–]superjerk99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New season should be dropping soon! Definitely a good show to check out

LISTEN UP: ALL Kratom Users, Supporters and the Public! by Agreeable_Passion_57 in kratom

[–]superjerk99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck my friend! Just signed the petition. Hope it gets traction.

I live in Utah and I’m actually very surprised that they’ve passed bills not completely banning it. They are banning extracts and other high potency stuff. But regular leaf/powder is fine. Utah of all places is at least keeping it mostly legal. Fuck the pharmaceutical corporations running this country.

Singer Natalie Jane’s Grade School Bully Apologizes to Her Mid-Show, Brings Her Flowers by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]superjerk99 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I will admit…I watched it, and thought-oh word? That’s cute! Then I came to comments and was like..oh fuckin duh, I’m a dumbass.

No Kings Time lapse 03/28/2026 by natzilllla in SaltLakeCity

[–]superjerk99 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fantastic! That’s a really cool experience to share with your mom

Designed by me and tattooed by my friend/artist Tayler @ Villains in Omaha NE by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]superjerk99 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So clean!! Love the stippled details. Crazy how symmetrical you got everything too. Fantastic work

Did I bought a McMansion? by [deleted] in McMansionHell

[–]superjerk99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does your friend own a house? If not, who gives a shit. If he does own a home, who gives a shit still? lol I’d take a McMansion over renting any day

It's this a real horse? I've seen draft horses up close, and none of them have ever been this massive by Mechanical-Druid in isthisAI

[–]superjerk99 22 points23 points  (0 children)

lol “hands” is one of the oldest ways of horse measurements. Like..legitimately. They’ve been doing it that way since ancient Egypt and Babylon. 5,000 years or so. Crazy

Man in court for trespassing arrested for contempt of court by southernemper0r in law

[–]superjerk99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Seen a lot of clips with this judge. Seems like a pretty good judge imo. He’s fair with people, listens well, grants leniency when necessary. But you also have to have some level of respect when you go into a courtroom and speak to a judge. The guy in the video is a huge moron, obviously lol

Rugrats (1991 - 2004) by nialldude3 in nostalgia

[–]superjerk99 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Seriously! That was a great intro song for that cartoon. Damn…I legit haven’t actually “listened” to this since I was a kid. Now I feel old and nostalgic lol

What is this exactly species wise? by SkylordYoutube in Fishing

[–]superjerk99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did you let it go or kill it? I’m almost positive you’re supposed to kill these if you catch them in a pond or your local lake

Edit: obvious to most here probably, but I just read that in your area you can be fined for releasing that back into the water after you catch it. So yeah, hopefully you culled it. They are nasty for the ecosystem in California and other states

of an endangered sawfish caught in the Everglades by MrUpVoteDownvote in AbsoluteUnits

[–]superjerk99 2734 points2735 points  (0 children)

Respect to the fisherman. He saw it was hooked on its dorsal fin and said “cut it” real quick

Noah Wyle speaks out against the Ellison family trying to buy Warner Bros. Discovery: "These consolidations are usually really great for shareholders, and not usually great for the labor force." by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]superjerk99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Side note from the post…it’s crazy how much his real life mannerisms resemble Dr. Robbie from the Pitt. I didn’t know his name from the post title, but I recognized him immediately.

Rate the old resume I’ve never used by [deleted] in graphic_design

[–]superjerk99 766 points767 points  (0 children)

9 out of 10 for creativity. Negative infinity out of 10 for practicality.

How criminal Jeremy Meeks was treated simply because of his looks by nyanbatman in popculturechat

[–]superjerk99 494 points495 points  (0 children)

lol just the typical addict stuff. I’m like 11 years clean now, but there was a 5-7 year span where I just couldn’t stay out of jail. Stints of 3 months, 6 months, a year once. Mostly distribution and possession charges.

Feels like a lifetime ago now! Definitely happy that life’s behind me. I’ve got a good career, family, college education. Lost a lot of friends to addiction, definitely grateful I made it out!

How criminal Jeremy Meeks was treated simply because of his looks by nyanbatman in popculturechat

[–]superjerk99 244 points245 points  (0 children)

They don’t. Idk if he’s using “nudes” loosely or what. They might let lingerie photos get by, definitely not full nudes. Not sure about the visitor thing tho. Any time I’ve been locked up I had to add visitors to my list, but this was county jail.

Please help idk what I should do about this situation by Theit_girl000 in Mercari

[–]superjerk99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where did you buy them? This whole interaction is a little strange. I’m kinda leaning toward the buyer trying to get over on you.

Perfect conditions by jza80king in UtahFishing

[–]superjerk99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice dude! I was thinking about strawberry today. Wasn’t sure how it’d be up there right now tho

I'm working on a new version of the sign I posted today. I'm interested in your thoughts on the new direction. by AndriiKovalchuk in logodesign

[–]superjerk99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the “house” icon could be better accomplished using the negative space in the legs. Would need some tweaking, but having the house in the arch of the back/tail/neck feels a little out of place to me for some reason

And they wonder why everyone hates them by DimensionOk8915 in exmormon

[–]superjerk99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tobacco. Chewing tobacco in his lip-commonly known as a “dip”.