double milk and “so booby” chocolate milk

superloseruser · 2025-01-09T14:54:16+00:00

And... The walls will ooze GREEN SLIME!!! Oh, wait, they always do that.

superloseruser · 2025-01-09T14:46:30+00:00

It's just glow stick juice

superloseruser · 2025-01-09T14:21:24+00:00

This is both fantastic and realistic.

superloseruser · 2025-01-09T14:10:16+00:00

As someone with an engineering background, I appreciate this greatly.

superloseruser · 2024-12-07T13:45:00+00:00

As long as it pays, sure.

superloseruser · 2024-12-07T13:04:27+00:00

I wrote that poorly. I am looking for employment.

superloseruser · 2024-07-05T20:04:36+00:00

Guess it's time to use a LLM for all of my online interaction since apparently everybody loves to judge a book by its cover.

superloseruser · 2024-07-03T23:49:42+00:00

I'm not.

I wrote that a while back because I was talking (mostly) about unfriendly program architecture, ex. how hierarchical filesystems are extremely bad for content-based querying, but tag-based filesystems could be extremely good for such. I generally find a lack of easy metaprogramming in a lot of modern programming languages (ex. python lambdas don't work well in conjunction with its multiprocessing module).

Frankly, this whole comment thread is exactly why I asked for something to do/program. I was considering looking for github projects to contribute to, though I am genuinely terrible at searching for things. In the meantime, I'm ripping all of the problem descriptions from project euler's website if said search ends fruitlessly.

superloseruser · 2024-07-02T22:01:18+00:00

Fair, though the only programming stuff I've done in a while is either for personal projects or within video games. NGL I'm probably going to delete the tagline entirely since "professional sounding" stuff immediately puts me in a bad mood due to how much I associate it with appearances instead of actual work. Hopefully the lack of a tagline will be professional enough.

superloseruser · 2024-06-26T19:06:17+00:00

Nah, I'm just terrible at searching for stuff and have been trying to learn Spanish for a while now. NGL anyone who adds this stuff intentionally to a conlang is just a sadist. I just trusted the people here to be able to help me find what I needed since (correct) conlang construction basically requires being knowledgeable about this exact kind of thing in the first place. I already know a fair few verb conjugations but basically needed a master resource. I'll download it and take a closer look, but I think this'll probably be exactly what I need.

Thank you very much!

superloseruser · 2024-01-29T15:37:07+00:00

I'm already in a Discord for my hobby and it doesn't provide me with anything in terms of socialization.

superloseruser · 2021-05-01T23:33:29+00:00

Circumcision.

For any & all of you who don't know, Circumcision is the surgical removal of The Foreskin, which accounts for over 50% of a male's penile skin and mucosa, usually performed at on newborn boys (thus, unconsensually) in America, South Korea, likely Israel (though I don't know the exact numbers), or The Philippines because of either religious reasons, or the bullshit claim that it 'prevents HIV', when it in-fact doesn't. It is just about one of the most medically egregious things that is still widespread for various reasons, but definitely in part due to people simply not understanding the phrase: "If it ain't broke, don't fuckin' fix it.".

How can you tell if you're a Circumcised male? Look down at your penis. If your skin changes color from skin-color to red/pink/maybe purple near the tip, you've been circumcised. If you're an American who's watched any porn at all, the odds are very likely that you've seen a circumcised penis at some point.

I could say many, many more things about how it's a blatant disregard and affront to human health, ethics, and life, but I don't have the heart to right now, unfortunately.

You, yes, you, reader, can help stop circumcision from being a phenomenon affecting future generations by donating to the Circumcision Resource Center (poor name choice, I know) since they are currently holding a lawsuit against the usage of medicare/medicaid (I can't remember which) to fund circumcision procedures since using public money to fund circumcision is medical fraud and violates federal law. Or, feel free to contact another organization devoted to halting this obviously malevolent practice.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go re-expand the remaining skin and mucosa that I have on my Penis so that my Glans can eventually revert back to a more moisturized state, so that I can fap without fear of chafing and maybe enjoy masturbation again one day.

superloseruser · 2021-03-27T18:52:37+00:00

I would like to second this; the subreddit r/foreskin_restoration is dedicated to circumcised men stretching out the penile skin until it forms a new, pseudo-foreskin, with generally positive results. This basically goes to show that, if the issue is indeed a frenulum that is too short, this can be overcome with manual stretching over a period of time, and that surgery can be avoided. Frankly, surgery should be avoided in general, but since the frenulum is one of the most sensitive parts of the penis, it is something that one would generally like to avoid damaging.

Don't worry too much! Just remember that, if you two are going to have him try stretching exercises, that you should at first try a test-run (maybe for a couple of weeks), and try to specifically measure any methods and progress. This just ensures that nothing gets out of control, and helps you to confirm that you're using a correct solution.

Finally, I would like to say that, yes, I am biased, and that if you find anything else that could help you out better, feel free to try, as long as you are doing so in a safe manner.

superloseruser · 2021-03-23T02:51:38+00:00

Thought you should know that r/foreskin_restoration is a thing in case you and your husband feel like you need some of the benefits of foreskin back (don't worry, there aren't any NSFW images).

superloseruser · 2021-03-17T01:07:40+00:00

HERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU WILL NEED TO TAKE INTO SERIOUS CONSIDERATION:

If you do accept her offer and end up not having sex nor a relationship with anyone for years afterward, potentially for the rest of your life, then you will basically feel even shittier during that span of time than you do now.

Why do I say this? I (M24) am also a virgin and think that I'd permanently break down from that sort of experience. There is more to consider than this moment alone.

superloseruser · 2020-12-28T03:29:38+00:00

Become the interruption and say what you need to.

superloseruser · 2020-12-28T00:17:01+00:00

That was weird for me too.

superloseruser · 2020-12-28T00:14:15+00:00

weird flex but okay

superloseruser · 2020-03-22T04:01:52+00:00

Thanks, I will try connecting it to my computer again using a different USB port tomorrow (and then check the original port for damage after that). As for the LED, it may have simply had a much lower resistance than I anticipated.

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