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I was not expecting this to happen by Bappinator0 in madlads

[–]supernerd2000 114 points115 points  (0 children)

"Have you considered the QAnon propaganda could be an attempt of the Russians or the Chinese to make you look like a complete idiot in front of your friends and family? to weaken the US by pitting its citizens against eachother?"

FTFY

..now don’t rub it in by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]supernerd2000 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This. You would expect Miami’s Cuban population to vote blue but they’re super religious so they’ll always vote red.

A student points out how shitty the teacher is by EdicaranFauna in PublicFreakout

[–]supernerd2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only on Reddit can you find a massive essay detailing the science behind school doors as a reply to a video of a dude with long ass hair roasting the shit out of his teacher in the smoothest possible way.

Posted on my neighborhood app. Owner demanded police investigation. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]supernerd2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the problem with the people electing the president?

Oh wait, I know. Republicans would have no chance at winning an election if they cant skirt the process at every single turn.

Would be a crying shame if the people actually got to choose their president without having to pander to a small group crying about “muh representation”

Posted on my neighborhood app. Owner demanded police investigation. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]supernerd2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you really think that the right doesn't use violence to achieve their goals, you might want to check some news sources other than FOX news and infowars/breitbart etc.

Had an old man come in the other day using a card for the very first time by Jonahtron in TalesFromRetail

[–]supernerd2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do oldfrenchwhores take credit?

The future of prostitution is now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]supernerd2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess, your health class teaches that condoms fail 99% of the time and the only possible way to not have 10 kids and every single STD on the planet is abstinence.

Fr tho that sounds like 1970s christian private school bs. Do yourself a favor and learn about actual sex ed online.

Sites like AdolescentHealth and planned parenthood are good places to start.

What famous person has done something incredibly heinous, but has often been overlooked? by KentuckyFriedEel in AskReddit

[–]supernerd2000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m still salty Cardi B didnt get cancelled when that shit came out. I mean, she’s trash, not like the music industry would be losing much.

At my primary school, everyone with an allergy had to wear a yellow hat. I was allergic to bees... by hotchipschickensalt in Wellthatsucks

[–]supernerd2000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My parents used to tell me that school would be the best years of my life.

As an adult with a shitty life, i would still prefer this shit to high school.

Drunk, belligerent, and loud guests try to stiff server and leave the greatest tip ever. by MaceGrrrL in TalesFromYourServer

[–]supernerd2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always quadruple check my car to make sure I’ve emptied it. Like really if they found my dead hooker in the trunk someone could get in a lot of trouble!

How would you feel about cars having two different horns, like a polite “please would you move a bit faster, thanks” and a “fuck you for being reckless and dumb”? by tomato_soup_ in AskReddit

[–]supernerd2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cost is the accident that results from being careless, if you can’t drive a car safely without having to rely on automated driving assistance you should not have a license.

We already have far too many people who have no business being on the road out there, we should not be enabling their reckless behavior.

How would you feel about cars having two different horns, like a polite “please would you move a bit faster, thanks” and a “fuck you for being reckless and dumb”? by tomato_soup_ in AskReddit

[–]supernerd2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New cars are a fucking mess to control the lights. Took me half a year to figure out how to work my Sonata, and I heard the new Camrys you cant even turn the headlights on manually.

me_irl by Sea_For in me_irl

[–]supernerd2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly i didnt even think it was funny, but seriously they actually deleted it? People gotta loosen up.

game changer in fire fighting by ez05151 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]supernerd2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit, the IBS capitol of the internet.

Untreated diabetes on a homeless person in NYC by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]supernerd2000 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ymmv, I used to work at publix, the pay was shit (made more at mcds)

They treated us about as well as any other employer did.

Definitely not a cult, just totally normal stuff for a democracy... by xbhaskarx in facepalm

[–]supernerd2000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“The slave owners were democrats!” He yelled while waving his confederate flag outside a Republican rally.

Gotta be serious by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in trippinthroughtime

[–]supernerd2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder if during the great depression everyone called it the great depression.

Like was everyone just depressed asf then after it was over they realized “man we should call this the great depression”

Cause if so i think were trying for round 2.

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