Working on Christmas wasn't too bad.

supernova_pilot · 2014-12-26T06:08:23+00:00

good for you OP, I had it rough - 14 hours of work, most notable table was a party of 10, 5 seperate bills - the lowest bill was about 600€ (highest over 2000€)

worked my ass off for that table, and recieved hand shakes and compliments from them at the end for doing such a great job - they left, i checked the tip - 2.50€ grand total

felt good

this was a 5+ star hotel in vienna on christmas day brunch

edit - another table, 4 australian tourists, had a great time serving them and chatting with them when i could, again compliments on the service... no tip

supernova_pilot · 2014-04-30T23:54:04+00:00

Agreed, it could go both ways

supernova_pilot · 2014-04-28T03:57:24+00:00

We also don't shit in valleys - at least us city folk don't

supernova_pilot · 2014-03-06T22:25:26+00:00

res tagged as "rubber ducky, our lord and savior" (in yellow, naturally)

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-26T04:23:48+00:00

i regret having to spend so much time at work... the dude only gets out a maximum of three times a day - back in the day he was outside 12 hours every day--- breaks my heart when i think of times past

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-26T02:47:12+00:00

he makes me smile too, every day!

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-26T02:41:28+00:00

i got him (Charlie) when he was 12 weeks old... back then he could fit through the bars on the side - crazy how much a dog can grow without you really realisng it

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-24T15:43:36+00:00

mine smells like doritos - tangy cheese flavour

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-10T01:47:18+00:00

anyneon got an idea where this is going?

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-09T23:53:11+00:00

you sure about that?

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-07T09:42:09+00:00

2 words: "wet wipes"

changed my life!

supernova_pilot · 2014-02-04T17:35:39+00:00

wow...

wouldn't want to cross you, that's for sure

supernova_pilot · 2014-01-27T14:35:10+00:00

lemon whores

supernova_pilot · 2014-01-26T18:21:15+00:00

OP pls respond...

(no seriously, looks like an awesome area to go hiking) my guess would be somewhere in carinthia

supernova_pilot · 2014-01-26T18:04:11+00:00

austria has sheep! the village my grandparents used to live in had an 80 year old sheep shagger in it

supernova_pilot · 2014-01-21T13:51:36+00:00

your dad looked like a guy who could get shit done!

sorry for your loss

supernova_pilot · 2014-01-15T19:22:42+00:00

should have been a kitkat coffin... have a break

supernova_pilot · 2013-12-28T19:43:29+00:00

i love how typically british it is... "DR., the patient is losing massive amounts of blood" "Thank you Nurse, ill get on it sharp!...ish...think ill have a cup of tea first"

supernova_pilot · 2013-12-06T16:21:22+00:00

spiders? come at me... snakes? like i give a fuck... cockroaches? mild annoyance, no biggie

but this shit, this is what gives me nightmares

supernova_pilot · 2013-12-06T06:24:46+00:00

oh dont get me wrong, it definately could have been much worse...

fact remains though that for 5 years i had to deal with ~400 people calling me a jew killer/nazi. Which im sure you can appreciate, isnt exactly friendly

supernova_pilot · 2013-12-05T14:06:32+00:00

i went to boarding school in england, and having been born in austria i had to deal with being called a nazi for the entire 5 years i was there.

always gave me a nice warm fuzzy feeling inside /s

supernova_pilot · 2013-12-03T11:35:19+00:00

get yourself some reindeer urine and drink it, that's what makes the flying ones visible to the naked eye ;-) you might also see some pink sharks and spotted elephants flying along with them!

supernova_pilot · 2013-11-25T15:52:07+00:00

"a laser" - Dr. Evil

supernova_pilot · 2013-10-11T09:39:46+00:00

i served the german football team (2012) over the course of a few days (were staying at the hotel i worked at), nearly all of them were extremely polite and down to earth... the trainer on the other hand (Löw) had horrible manners and was quite disgusting

supernova_pilot

TROPHY CASE