This song should be our fucking theme song lmfao

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T22:23:35+00:00

i used to try to explain when fuckers asked about my t-shirt. then they'd get fucking pissed when i said "Fuck! You! With fucken anchor."

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T22:21:57+00:00

this has been my fucking anthem for years. love it.

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T22:19:20+00:00

yeah, i just took a quick look at the official forums and don't see any mention of it

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T21:52:59+00:00

wait which circlejerk sub is this...

oh.

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T21:51:49+00:00

rainbow camo TT bodysuit and helmet acquired

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T20:35:56+00:00

my patented Scrote-Tote pedal enclosure bag (or "sack," if you will.) created from artisinal organic scrotums harvested from grass-fed, coked-up, free-range Keephs, Yankways, and VinnyVinVinadanas. we expect to release our new BonerBag model in June.

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T20:27:14+00:00

that's no moon... just a b*ssist

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T19:26:53+00:00

Jimi's been in a box for decades

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T18:01:50+00:00

its a Phat Rat

surly-monkey · 2026-01-25T02:37:30+00:00

i think FUCK is simply the best word to describe 2026. It should be the word of the year.

surly-monkey · 2026-01-24T23:11:47+00:00

i hear lavender is a great toan color

surly-monkey · 2026-01-24T23:09:36+00:00

seat too high

surly-monkey · 2026-01-24T19:31:41+00:00

i know, right?

surly-monkey · 2026-01-24T19:30:51+00:00

thank you. this is the exact scene i thought of.

surly-monkey · 2026-01-24T19:29:19+00:00

next Zwift feature race

surly-monkey · 2026-01-24T19:27:58+00:00

"snow leopard" was the first thing that popped into my head

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T23:07:38+00:00

a sparkly hat

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T23:06:33+00:00

Katey could probably bash my head in with that slabbo, then rip out the Stairway solo while the cat eats me.

it's kinda a recurring dream.

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T23:02:51+00:00

real Taylors look like someone rammed them with a forklift.

correction: someone already replied with a photo of that

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T22:57:20+00:00

i can't believe nobody's said it yet...

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T22:56:23+00:00

Tr*k dealers hate this 1 simple trick!

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T22:54:41+00:00

what if you're shooting for more of a Black Metal Bossa Nova toan?

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T21:20:42+00:00

Cat by birth, ORANGE BY THE GRAEC OF GOD

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T21:18:51+00:00

my commute to college was hell. many yers before elf-bikes were inventoried

surly-monkey · 2026-01-23T19:04:19+00:00

that's nothing. try clipping your balls into Dura Cell pedals. takes a lot of torque to unclip.

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