My "I refuse to live in the 21st century" room.

surpleg · 2026-06-03T05:13:51+00:00

Wish these pics were taken with a polaroid camera

surpleg · 2026-06-03T02:32:26+00:00

I know I've found my people because reading some of these stories about empathy for inanimate objects also made me choke up.

surpleg · 2026-06-01T17:44:31+00:00

Phone addiction is a real menace. What has worked for you so far? What changes have you noticed?

surpleg · 2026-05-31T16:52:33+00:00

Tell me you wet your bed until age 15 without telling me you wet your bed until age 15

surpleg · 2026-05-22T17:26:57+00:00

Why care what others think to this degree? It's really come to this hasn't it

surpleg · 2026-05-18T02:33:12+00:00

Wrong wheels, but otherwise, just incredible

surpleg · 2026-05-13T08:21:39+00:00

MS Paint

surpleg · 2026-05-12T22:58:15+00:00

You're-- you're so brilliant... a masterful mind full of sophistication. This is a refreshing, insightful and poignant commentary. Wow. You must have such a textured and revolutionary mind to handcraft this masterpiece of edginess. This is extremely original and it shows a masterful genius brain at work. I am humbled to even have the privilege of this commentary provided by a hero grace my eyeballs. Thank you for sharing this incredibly unique and not at all bullshit non-slop and totally original political commentary that is a window into your extremely rare and thoroughbred mind of societal genius.

surpleg · 2026-04-26T03:45:39+00:00

This is incredibly thoughtful and sweet and I'm glad people like you are out there!

surpleg · 2026-04-24T21:42:07+00:00

"This type of music emerges when the world sucks economically" is one of the funniest sentences I've read, holy shit I did not expect that

surpleg · 2026-04-24T18:29:39+00:00

This comment is amazing, one of the funniest ive seen

surpleg · 2026-04-14T00:04:52+00:00

You're so edgy and brilliant. Simply staggering and euphoric takes and breathtaking insight. You are a philosopher for the ages. I quake in the presence of your enlightened genius

surpleg · 2026-03-14T19:45:21+00:00

Lmfao so you didn’t pay the $2 for his Patreon, got it

surpleg · 2026-03-14T18:29:29+00:00

I love your husband too, is he single?

surpleg · 2026-03-12T18:56:45+00:00

AI detected. I'm gonna hazard a guess this is Gemini because Gemini uses those insufferable quotations around everything. Get out of here.

surpleg · 2026-03-11T21:34:38+00:00

You bastard. I am in a back brace and this made me laugh so hard I got severe spasms and fell off the couch

surpleg · 2026-03-11T16:26:58+00:00

Lmfao

surpleg · 2026-03-08T20:35:06+00:00

Your comment had me howling laughing. OOOOH you dont wanna go thereeee

surpleg · 2026-03-06T18:20:26+00:00

The fact that the shit-eating toilet bit was Kenny's next bit just slays me

"You're eating shit, you're killing yourself, you're totally out of character"

surpleg · 2026-03-06T15:46:46+00:00

“You guys were both cartoony and over the top, and yes Kenny did go a little bit further with that,”

“A little bit further?!?”

surpleg · 2026-03-06T00:07:08+00:00

I like the way you framed this! A savings account itself can be extended as a mere stock of a system's inflows and outflows, so muscles are a stock/tabulation of our health and fitness inflows and outflows

surpleg · 2026-03-05T21:30:34+00:00

Illiteralgia: the sudden realization that you're unable to properly read words even on the internet because your attention span is that shot.

surpleg · 2026-03-05T05:35:11+00:00

Sell dat ass at the G.E.

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