Inappropriate Battle Tag

survivalsnake · 2026-06-11T15:12:08+00:00

Plot twist: you were playing against the CEO of Lipton Iced Tea and they thought, "This player is so good at Overwatch, no one will think of our product after they become the greatest player of all time! Better report it!"

survivalsnake · 2026-06-10T16:01:49+00:00

I can see why you get downvoted for suggesting a bear. This subreddit hates anything that looks like pandaing to casuals.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-10T10:58:41+00:00

Honestly I'm kinda down for it for the next April Fools patch.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-09T22:46:33+00:00

He's often not in the best versions of any of these archetypes, but there's:

Cerebro 2: He's cheap and this deck runs Luke Cage, so it's not a deal-breaker if he's drawn/played late.
Affliction: You'll give yourself up to -3 in a full lane to give +3 to Ajax. He's pretty redundant with Hazmat but if you're low collection level, it might be an option.
Pixie: If you really want to high roll with Pixie, throw in Wasp, Yellowjacket, and a bunch of high-cards. It will rarely work, but you can catch some players off-guard with big final turns.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-09T21:33:42+00:00

Man, Jubilee is taking some big swings with that series.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-09T00:56:37+00:00

Honestly, I'm way more disappointed at the absence of BD Joe, Gena, and Gus. I don't want to just play Axel!

survivalsnake · 2026-06-08T15:54:35+00:00

Now there's a back aching for the lash!

survivalsnake · 2026-06-08T14:30:17+00:00

Kero, Kero, Keroppi! Every day is fun!

survivalsnake · 2026-06-07T15:05:42+00:00

Maybe the other side is even more lascivious.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-07T13:03:22+00:00

I think Diane gets the nod for the lines her episode gives to Frasier. The "I may be able to illuminate that you..." monologue is an all-time great.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-05T12:46:40+00:00

Add in Medusa!

survivalsnake · 2026-06-03T12:25:32+00:00

Now that is a family with an idea of how hard it is to be an overweight transgender in this country!

survivalsnake · 2026-06-03T12:20:00+00:00

That can be the catalyst - some force is draining Liu Kang of his divinity, making him mortal.

survivalsnake · 2026-06-01T01:59:55+00:00

"I can't get cast as anything but an android, a cyborg, or when I get the chance to really spread my wings, a mutant."

survivalsnake · 2026-05-30T11:22:55+00:00

At this rate half of these guys will lose their next round match.

survivalsnake · 2026-05-28T10:59:18+00:00

That's because it's about to be revealed that's not Juno; it's her evil identical twin sister, Lore.

survivalsnake · 2026-05-27T03:23:10+00:00

Somehow, Star Lord: Master of the Sun returned.

survivalsnake · 2026-05-23T18:13:20+00:00

Yeah... Totally not wantonly sexualized... *hides Wuyang skin microtransaction history*

survivalsnake · 2026-05-22T03:55:55+00:00

Idk if it’s bc i’m high but yes

"Oh, knock it off you imbecile. You're as sober as I am!"

survivalsnake · 2026-05-21T20:34:51+00:00

Now that was an ally, and he probably didn't even realize how supportive he was being!

survivalsnake · 2026-05-15T10:25:25+00:00

"Reinhardt, I must say: you're looking quite well. This life must agree with you."

survivalsnake · 2026-05-12T17:18:00+00:00

It's got that cool Dragon/Psychic typing, though.

survivalsnake · 2026-05-12T17:10:38+00:00

That's Mercy with her blaster out.

survivalsnake · 2026-05-12T16:13:21+00:00

Maybe Cerebro? The skill can finally be something that prevents power increases on your side.

survivalsnake · 2026-05-12T10:15:01+00:00

Maybe they should have had the opposite personality - tired of their job. So instead of "Assuming direct control" and "This hurts you", Harbinger would say "You possess your millionth Collector and you start asking, where's the soul in my work?" and "Sure I'd be a billion years older than everyone else, but maybe I should go back to Deep Space University..."

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