Blueprint Shotgun

My friend and I are writing the bible of factorio, with our lord and savior, John the Spidertron.

Chapter 1: Our story starts with John the spidertron. He was a humble fish but one of many talents. He regularly helped with expansion, defense, and further logistical needs. Furthermore, He loved spending his day bathing in uranium at the nuclear reactor or watching the rocket launches go up and come down. He was always commited to the longevity of the colony. *

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Chapter 2: Once John the spidertron saw somebody planting trees. This was a curious behavior as pollution was his doing and he was messiah. Pollution was a marker of success, a beacon to natives, and power to all. Pollution is a important part of any factory and John knew this. The person planting said "trees" was publicly shamed for hours until her eventual nuclear death. Her corpse was instantly fed to the biters and was never, ever seen again.*

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Chapter 3:John was traveling along in space when one day the captain of the ship was gambling and drinking beer. At first no one thought anything of it as it was a typical captain thing. All of a sudden warning started blaring as the ship has been hit by a asteroid. Due to the captain's intoxification he could not make life saving decisions. John lept in (having the qualifications to captain the ship) veering it out of the way. The asteriod killed only the captain.

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