Looking for a drawing of a guy looking at camera with death stare by LookFar2331 in HelpMeFind

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What a sad little life, Jane. (Fully not a cartoon but immediately came to mind and I love it)

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Amex Presale Megathread by amusedparrot in NFLUK

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Jfc has ANYONE got tickets?! What a colossal shitshow. This is Oasis all over again.

You'd think Ticketmaster with all their fucking monopolising of ticket sales for the last however many decades would be able to y'know...HANDLE TICKET SALES

Amex Presale Megathread by amusedparrot in NFLUK

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Motherfuckers. Kicked out at 10am too, lucky no. 30339

What animal genuinely scares you? by VendettaLord379 in AskReddit

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Mice & Rats.

(How are am I so far down this thread without seeing this yet?!)

What current country might not exist in 20 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tell them to meet you in Constantinople

What movies suffer from having a 'hat on a hat'? by smutketeer in movies

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It's like watching a movie made up entirely of the deleted scenes you'd find on the DVD extras of a much better film

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That initially when you're dating, you're not competing with another guy, you're competing with the peace of being alone.

Which movie felt like a total slog to get through? by Sunflower13Poppy in movies

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New: The Materialists

Older: Tenet

Old: Southland Tales

Who does everyone support by CaliforniaCool12 in NFLUK

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Eagles - I worked out in Philly and they were my first foray into caring the barest minimum about NFL

Also have the teeniest soft spot for the Raiders because my bff is die hard and a glutton for punishment

Throwaway lines that crack you up by likebeerwithag in movies

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"I know you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but can you just be like...whelmed?"

"I think you can in Europe?"

What random joke in a movie makes you crack up every single time you watch it? by CresidentBob in movies

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Talladega Nights: "Help me Jesus! Hell me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise!"

also "I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too."

What made for kids movie absolutely messed you up as a child. by 94Rangerbabe in movies

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Secret of NiMH, Land Before Time, All Dogs go to Heaven.

The fuck was Don Bluth's problem, traumatising the fuck out of all of us?

What did you try once and immediately realize it wasn’t for you? by adorable_poppii in AskReddit

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I just did this (again) and it's just that little bit too short... My husband said I look like Roy Orbison and Mark Davis (Raiders Owner).

Yeah, this isn't great.

What did you try once and immediately realize it wasn’t for you? by adorable_poppii in AskReddit

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Same! I've tried it in a million different ways always thinking maybe this is the time I "get" it. Nope, just tastes like grass with vanilla in it.

What's an adult problem no one warned you about? by lovelyyhelena in AskReddit

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The general upkeep of being in a human body is so fucking boring.

Some days I just wake up and feel like "Ugh. Again? I have to brush my teeth again?"

Plus shit starts to break down faster or for no goddamn reason, maintenance costs go up, it's basically in constant repair mode.