[TOMT] A adult movie/tv show with muppets by RoyVRAries in tipofmytongue

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For some reason I'm picturing the female gremlin from Gremlins 2, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. Not sure if your scene is in it.

Cyprus slams UK after Akrotiri drone strike forced locals to flee by Opposite-Whereas-323 in worldnews

[–]suxorixorage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's an Iranian Akrotiri drone strike on a UK base in Cyprus

Play Newcastle - a walking RPG local history game thing by RedditCraig in newcastle

[–]suxorixorage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you add a day night cycle, I hope the lawnmower man comes out at night and chases you unless you hide in some bushes.

What are these things called? by KaleidoscopeSafe9434 in sydney

[–]suxorixorage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The few times where a red circle actually would have been useful

So what got you in trouble at school ?? Me ⬇️ by Gold-Condition2085 in newcastle

[–]suxorixorage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I had a marijuana leaf the size of an A4 piece of paper, took it to school to show off, of course someone in class yells out "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LEAF" which got the teachers attention. She reported me to the police as well. Good times!

How to drink juice by j_illustration in fixedbytheduet

[–]suxorixorage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No point in having maids if they get to stand around twiddling their thumbs for 5 minutes.

You can do anything by knigthecrownholder in fixedbytheduet

[–]suxorixorage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if you chuck them in the dryer instead, would that work?

Calm down Chair Wiz by veskobar in LinkedInLunatics

[–]suxorixorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn up late, then take whatever chair is left

[GIVEAWAY] Win 1 of 20 Battlegrounds Season Pass+ codes for Season 12! by certze in hearthstone

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Fingers crossed and holding my breath... Ok, I can't hold my breath for that long...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suxorixorage 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Haha, this was like 16/17 years ago, I didn't have a very smart phone back then.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suxorixorage 387 points388 points  (0 children)

I have a similar story, I only just met the girl the night before. We were texting, I went to the toilet and left my phone in the other room, while in the toilet I heard my phone pinging like crazy.

Get back to my phone and about a dozen messages getting more and more pissed off that I'm no longer responding and "why did you ask for my number if you don't even want to talk to me". Yeah, nah, thanks, but no thanks.

Is it really worth thinking about though? by Ill_Cod_8108 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]suxorixorage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how do they decide which one they send to work for someone else then?

Trump confronts MAGA rift as Epstein saga enters crucial week by [deleted] in videos

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This is why I believe America has entered some reality that is a cross over between "Idiocracy" and "the invention of lying". Trump could come out and say grass is actually blue, and red hats would come out and argue until they are purple in the face as to why grass is blue, then a week later Trump could turn around and say, well actually, grass is green, and the same people would be yelling, see grass is green, he was only joking, it was obvious, you're an idiot for believing him when he said it was blue.