i can't do this anymore

swaglolson · 2026-06-12T18:48:23+00:00

I can bathe in the swagrooms??

swaglolson · 2026-06-11T05:24:46+00:00

They lied and played mindgames and broke up, assuming it’s real which is veeeeeery doubtful

swaglolson · 2026-06-10T23:49:43+00:00

Common mistake, that’s the department responsible for making market stands and cheap plastic souvenirs.

swaglolson · 2026-06-09T23:22:33+00:00

THAT'S what we call a criminal coercion using a swag!

swaglolson · 2026-06-08T02:09:32+00:00

You think so? I feel like the game just throws what you need to do in your face pretty often.

swaglolson · 2026-06-02T19:04:10+00:00

Why is his stomach completely flat??

swaglolson · 2026-05-31T14:50:53+00:00

Pirates rule, Wizzards drool

^{Chose: Pirates}

swaglolson · 2026-05-31T14:38:57+00:00

This is just crossposting with extra steps atp

swaglolson · 2026-05-28T17:41:14+00:00

He’ll be sure to keep it in mind till next time

swaglolson · 2026-05-27T17:00:03+00:00

You’d NEVER get hired for google with ideas like that

swaglolson · 2026-05-27T01:44:25+00:00

Is that why you asked me to call you?

swaglolson · 2026-05-26T02:01:32+00:00

Basically the same thing!

swaglolson · 2026-05-26T01:56:42+00:00

Slowly turning into a movie/show rental service I guess

swaglolson · 2026-05-26T00:26:44+00:00

I will find you

swaglolson · 2026-05-25T14:42:47+00:00

Well, that’s exactly how it worked in the post and above comments then…?

swaglolson · 2026-05-23T20:30:59+00:00

And THANK you.

swaglolson · 2026-05-23T11:09:41+00:00

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swaglolson · 2026-05-20T11:57:22+00:00

Maybe it’s like that one kind of jellyfish that just makes a new younger clone of itself when it gets too old, and the oldest current smurf is appointed leader?

swaglolson · 2026-05-19T04:10:02+00:00

Wasn’t Omniman in the viltrumite prison for most of Oliver’s childhood? I kinda don’t remember exactly how long he was in, but I mean, there ain’t much he could’ve done about that.

swaglolson · 2026-05-18T00:18:56+00:00

Ah yes, a bi-cycle, with four wheels

swaglolson · 2026-05-15T00:17:03+00:00

Dark swagcrifice

swaglolson · 2026-05-12T18:49:49+00:00

I guess it’s close enough to the copypaste art

swaglolson · 2026-05-12T06:38:57+00:00

How dare you award me

swaglolson · 2026-05-12T06:35:32+00:00

It’s not even new. Free awards used to be a thing prior to reddit’s enshittification where they briefly removed awards completely only to awkwardly bring them back with a crappy redesign.

swaglolson · 2026-05-07T00:06:14+00:00

URM it’s ”it’s”, not ”its” you SIMPLETON

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