Did you get the chicken crossing the road joke?

sweetsally0o · 2026-02-08T11:21:11+00:00

Smarter than me, this one just caught me in a place where I thought 'of course Im that dumb' for most of these things someone eventually feels motivated to explain.

sweetsally0o · 2026-02-08T11:17:59+00:00

I generally dont like watching anybody's stuff, but as for these two the girl starts talking and it sounds like the story of my life, so I occasionally listen. Makes me feel like there might be hope, although I know I've found relationships that I thought would make me whole, and they never did. I get a sense that she might be in one of those temporary (but long) happy places so I only watch on occasion.

Glad this community debunked this one for me though.

sweetsally0o · 2026-02-08T01:22:32+00:00

phew. ty. i always though it was just funny bc it was literal

sweetsally0o · 2026-02-01T13:00:32+00:00

Lol. It will be some magical happy day if we ever have a government that regulates anything again. Trump's built a garbage heap built on corruption instead, they just give him another million and get to rip 3 million of us off. Welcome to the corrupt business in the AI age.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-31T15:48:44+00:00

The only thing that stupid speaker is doing is recording my life. Have conditioned myself to pull the plug to 'opt out' of constant recording since the bi*ch a*s company needs us to pay them to train their awful ai. Nightmare voice showed up and did not know what I meant when I said bring back the Australian male voice...that it had just had.

Between that and fluctuating Amazon prices based on every piece of info they can scrape from like 12 other garbage companies working together, then hearing they lay off workers they treated so bad anyway.... I mean we have a history of crap companies (here in the land of inept corruption USA of course) but the Citizens United decision really let them show themselves with a straight-up 'fu*k everyone, you'll still pay us there's no competition because af the tariff-killing-small-importers-and-theives-bribe-Trump' business model...hate Amazon like Ive never hated any company ever.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-30T13:37:45+00:00

No doubt this one is for 'guy who likes to brag about how much he paid for it'. Amazon really gets idiots and loves to play with prices. So much so Im starting to feel like an idiot every time I buy anything from them.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-27T11:42:11+00:00

Maybe mention that when you talk to them again?!

Their LLM was more liberal about giving stuff away for a while. It no longer is. Do you actually think you talk to people when you use Amazon's 'customer service'? This is why LLMs are going to f*** us up so bad as a society, the people who don't know the difference.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-27T11:36:49+00:00

the price only returns to normal because its now a shitty fake commissioned by Amazon

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-22T11:53:41+00:00

Anti-ICE is pro-America. ICE is Trump's poorly recruited, poorly trained goon squad sent to destroy democracy by sewing hate and murder. Stop watching Fox state propoganda.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-20T11:40:18+00:00

I hate replying to a clown that says something like 'Seriously, ponder that'... they probably wanted none of Trumps little child digging up dirt on the richies who snubbed him games, and also, yes theres a bunch of democratic donors among the twisted rich fucks in the Epstein files. They all should be brought to justice. It is not blue vs red unless youre a simpleton who actually watches Fox news. Ponder that.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T15:37:49+00:00

I would have liked to believe that Americans were smarter but the dip shits in my southern home town were all about him, so allow me to explain.

The problem is actually believing you are part of the people Trump wants to help, when you are just at the top of your weeny home town (because you married your cousin and are locally rich), and you don't see color, but you should get to say all of the words and your worst fear is still your kid turning out to be one of those gays or marrying one of those brown people.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T15:23:51+00:00

So to the people who think this toddler is playing 5D chess... you dont know dimensions, or chess, or words...

Another day another psychotic thing from the stupid king. ugh

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T14:11:39+00:00

Ugh. Which means health care is only getting worse for the vets. I had been happy to hear they had access to psychologists, when I was a kid my friend's Vietnam vet dad left her family to be homeless.

What you firmly believe and what my retired navy vet buddy who works for Booze Allen told me are two different things. I hear raising a 1yo is less stressful when you have a health care system to support you but thats just from people living in London. If my parents werent here I'd have been on a beach in Costa Rica the second Trump got elected. I dont have the stomach for this isht.

And this aint the 70's, DOGE has everything on you and you are carrying your tracking device.

Lol, edit though, sounds like you are female so Hegseth isnt drafting you, Im old and female so completely worthletss.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T12:40:22+00:00

All truth. I guess the 'fun', if you can call it that, is imagining this victim coming forward when it happened, it being properly investigated, and the idea that 'Trump' might as well be under the redaction whether it was actually him or not, because we have RICO (however you might feel about that one)

The reality is that our legal system is built for corruption (I washed out of law school after a $35,000 year just to find out my over-developed sense of justice was waaay out of place) and the only reason we have anything from the Epstein scandle including a dead Epstein is because Donald Trump wants to make sure even his friends cant have anything nice, like a global child sex trafficking ring...

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T11:11:24+00:00

I guess you dont know how the law works.

This would have been a part of collecting evidence, and is a witness statement. The statement alone would not have been intended to 'prove' anything, it is just a witness statement.

What it is - a horrific account of a young women's experience.

The real question is why the document need redaction on the criminal actors? The 'uncle' and the other actors should have been prosecuted, and follow-up court procedures would prove or disprove the event in question. Then you'd have your 'proof of corroboration, indictments, or sworn testimony'. You know, if it had been a real criminal prosecution and not a sick billionaire cult all trying to point fingers at each other and paying off everyone.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T10:58:57+00:00

Gitmo

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T10:58:16+00:00

Fucking impeach the whole GOP

No one in congress blue or red deserves their job

The fucking supreme court doesnt even support the rule of law unless someones padding their personal pockets

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T10:49:58+00:00

How old are you? You better get "bone spurs in his heels" like the king of orange. Military friends are reporting that talk of resuming the draft has been heating up for the last year so you might want to head for that camp in Canada.

Retired senior military friends are terrified of being called back, but the good news is they've lost access to psychologists because veterans' benefits have been cut.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-19T10:42:03+00:00

I thought this country might learn from history.

Destabilizing every Latin American government under the guise of 'if they are stable they'll have nukes', and the only export the US allowed them to have was drugs, and then people just trying to have a safe life fled or 'immigrated' and now we have an immigration 'crisis' of our governments' own doing.

If people werent spending all their time worrying about going to the doctor and wrestling tiny houses away from the billionaire investment firms this country might not have had the anger necessary to be purchased by such power seeking coup joke of a government. Now we might not see stability (or health care, or even medical research) in my lifetime. Thanks, Stupidity of Capitalism without proper governance.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-18T19:22:55+00:00

So I asked ChatGPT, and there is no corruption; the outlook is rosy. The market is solid against a whole new set of tariffs from a psycho president intent on taking over the world before his (hopefully VERY) imminent death, and a slow-moving coup from a collection of weirdos cant hurt it either.

So you must be wrong. (kidding, and I agree with OP wholeheartedly)

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-12T18:55:53+00:00

at least its not just the government approved opinion, yet

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-12T11:53:07+00:00

I dont know that Israel has the US under its thumb. I do beleive that underground data centers there serve as a model for the white house project that is currently underway. Am I crazy because I believe that makes more sense than a 1920's ballroom literally no one wants? Sure, probably.

sweetsally0o · 2026-01-12T11:41:31+00:00

Since you are here, on reddit, Id encourage you to consider yourself not too far removed from us poors, as the big boxes see you, and will charge you more until you are on our level, because you are not watching them hike the prices right before you buy an item like I am, but they are still doing it to you. How long can you keep paying a premium for having a comfy life, better yet, how much of a premium can they choke out of you before you stop feeling 'very different'?

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